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katchum Nov 16, 2007 09:55 AM

Looking for a job
 
I'm sure everyone of you will have to endure this period or already has. Writing CV's and doing interviews.

I myself am searching for a job for 4 months already, have done at least 10 interviews, countless IQ tests and personal tests, but none of them gave me a contract.

These were my problems:

1) I showed too less of emotion, enthousiasm.
2) I didn't really know what I was after, no focus.
3) Some huge mistakes like: coming an hour too early, asking stupid questions
4) At first I didn't wear a costume.
5) Didn't sound professional enough.
6) Mumbling, no articulation, bad communication skills, no structure in message transfer.
7) Didn't have good answers to questions like: what are 3 bad points of your personality.

What are your experiences? I want to learn more. You can also tell us what you did in the mean time while doing interviews. Sitting home doing nothing, working part time, playing games and all.

I don't know if you experienced it, but I also got racist questions threwn at me... I'm not white, but living in a white world, aiming for a high position.

mortis Nov 16, 2007 10:18 AM

I went to a job unprepared by not knowing the company well enough. Made a stupid statement about other programs when the interviewer said "We only focus on xyz programs". Whoops.

My first job went smoothly. I don't even remember the interview. I just got the job. Of course, it was a fast food place so....yeah.

My next place I remember filling out the applications, then applying. A few days later, the woman simpily asked me why I wanted to work there instead of my first job. My answer was the remarkably convincing, "Because...I want to work here.". Somehow, I did get the job. Again though, it was fast food.

THose are a few of my experiences. Overall, the higher profile the job, the more ways they will test you mentally (at least).

surasshu Nov 16, 2007 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by katchum (Post 533825)
3) Some huge mistakes like: coming an hour too early

What.

Seriously, that's a stupid reason to not get hired no matter what industry it is.

I usually make it a point to be exactly on time whereever I go (I'll even go so far as to wait around the corner, haha), but the expression is "to be on time is to be too late" for a reason.

Anyway, as a freelancer I get to go apply to a lot of jobs, and not all work out, sometimes you just never hear back, sometimes you're in the race with 60 others, and sometimes work comes to you.

It's a kinda crazy life.

My biggest problems with interviews are always the phone interviews because I find it very hard to talk on the phone, always have. Being in the Netherlands and since there are almost no jobs in my field here, I have had to get used to phone interviews, but I haven't really quite "gotten it" yet. There were jobs that I was practically overqualified for but I blew it on the phone interview. Well, more and more interviews seem to go via MSN these days which is a boon to me, but phone interviews are still really awkward for me.

When I'm out of work, I usually just try to work on one of my many "private" projects, or catch up on gaming. Sometimes I have so much work that I'll be working 14 hours a day and still barely make the deadline, and then other months I'll have absolutely zilch to do.

As far as formal interviews go, I really recommend going to lots of them. Think of it as interview-training. It doesn't really cost you anything to go to them, and the more you do, the better you get at them. They all ask the same questions anyway.

katchum Nov 16, 2007 05:54 PM

Oh they really do cost: transportation! I agree doing many interviews will get yourself more and more mature and you'll know yourself better.

And I have never ever heard of an msn interview! What kind of job is this I wonder... :)

How Unfortunate Nov 17, 2007 12:59 AM

Forget MSN interviews...

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Originally Posted by katchum (Post 533825)
4) At first I didn't wear a costume.

what kind of job are you applying for? :eye:


Anyway, you're getting the interviews, so you know your resume/cover letter is doing it's job. And you know what your problems are. Come up with some pre-prepared enthusiasm and focus (anticipate questions), dress well, and show up 15 minutes early. Have a coffee near the place if you're that worried about being late. Have questions ready, because it makes you look interested, and if the interviewing is talking you can just nod and look interested. Send a thank-you note after each interview and each rejection.

You don't have to answer racist/sexist/discriminatory questions, at least where I live. Gracefully dodge the question or decline to answer if you want.

katchum Nov 17, 2007 05:54 AM

About this thank you letter, only 10% of the people write this. Isn't it easier to just say thank you for the interview at the end of the interview?

RacinReaver Nov 18, 2007 05:17 PM

It's considered more polite to write a thank you letter after the interview's over. It's not as commonplace as it used to be, but most people I've talked to that do recruiting say it's still seen as a positive.

Erisu Kimu Nov 18, 2007 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by katchum (Post 533825)

These were my problems:

1) I showed too less of emotion, enthusiasm.
2) I didn't really know what I was after, no focus.

This is exactly why I hate job interviews. I wish there was some other alternative. It's enough trouble as it is to assemble a nice cover letter with a nice resume, while having fingers crossed hoping one will get the job. Then when the time finally arrives, a fuck-up or two throws it all out the window. Then, it's back to the gas station for another few months.

Sarag Nov 18, 2007 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by surasshu (Post 533850)
What.

Seriously, that's a stupid reason to not get hired no matter what industry it is.

I doubt that's the reason why he wasn't considered. Employers are under no obligation to give you a reason why you were passed over for a job.

My recommendation is that you have a professional go over your resume, and also take at least one mock interview for practice. Of course that will only go so far as to tune your mind to your speaking habits and body language, it won't help you when it comes to your actual knowlege of the subject.

It was suggested that you know the company you're interviewing for, and although that's very good advice, you should also know what sort of job this is. That's more important.

I'm not saying that you don't know your field, but it sounds like from your first post that you're not very focused on what you want to do in your field so your knowlege about the specifics they may be looking for could be too thin on the ground for their needs. If you got any friends in the field, ask them what their employers/team looks for in terms of specifics.

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Originally Posted by Erisu Kimu (Post 535362)
This is exactly why I hate job interviews. I wish there was some other alternative. It's enough trouble as it is to assemble a nice cover letter with a nice resume, while having fingers crossed hoping one will get the job. Then when the time finally arrives, a fuck-up or two throws it all out the window. Then, it's back to the gas station for another few months.

Depends entirely on who's hiring you. If it's HR or a group of people who don't know the subject, than that is very much true. In my office, people from the department in question do the hiring, so they don't really care about stuttering problems as they care about technical competence.

Erisu Kimu Nov 18, 2007 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 535370)
In my office, people from the department in question do the hiring, so they don't really care about stuttering problems as they care about technical competence.

Yeah, I think that's how it should be (in terms of broadening opportunities) in most cases. In general, eliminating someone by being too picky and overlooking their stature that spells asset in technical competence for the betterment of the company can be a shameful disposal.

katchum Nov 22, 2007 06:52 PM

Any assessment experiences here? I got one next tuesday for the Total company.

Auditor Nov 23, 2007 12:53 AM

I actually used a book called "knock 'em dead", to prepare for my interviews. They have the typical questions an interviewer will ask, and what they're looking for in your answers, and other useful hints.

And you may want to try one of those job workshops, if they offer it anywhere, to have a mock interview, as lurker mentioned. It sounds you just go right into the interview w/o practicing and doing research(I did this..and I've encountered the same problems). And I used some of my job interviews as practice, like surasshu mentioned--do that only if you can afford that luxury (I had 20 odd interviews in 3 months, but it drained the crap out of me.)

But the book, and the practice helped me nail some job offers (some I wanted--auditing, and not doing god damn brainless bookkeeping). And I know two other college friends who got jobs, because of the book; they're the ones who recommended the book to me=P

Also, when you do your thank you letter, state why they should hire you--like pointing out your specific skills that will complement the position, etc.

RABicle Nov 23, 2007 03:48 AM

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7) Didn't have good answers to questions like: what are 3 bad points of your personality.
If you're going for a sales job the INSTANT WIN here is saying you're an impulse shopper.

Or you say "if I told you I was a pathological liar as my first bad point would you believe my next two?" If they dont laugh say you make lame jokes too often.

I've never had a job interview where I didn't get the job but whatever, I'm a suckhole. Just be a suckhole.

katchum Nov 23, 2007 09:08 AM

Well I'm really too serious, I'm not a joke person.

That book you suggested gives me inspiration, I'll read some books on google about assessment and the one you mentioned. I think everything is about good communication skills, being to the point and have structure in what you are saying. Making sure the person knows what you are talking about.

You have to make the impression you're a professional speaker, someone who can represent the company. They have to believe they can depend on you. You should also show off about being a team player, which I'm not, but I can fake it.

RABicle Nov 23, 2007 11:44 AM

So you're aiming for a PR position or something?

katchum Nov 23, 2007 05:16 PM

No I'm going all technical, not commercial or management. But even then you need to speak with researchers, operators, managers, distributors, maintenance. I will have to maintain a good relationship with all of them, make a good impression. Ultimately I will have to delegate tasks to them, so I could be seen as a manager.

NYRSkate Nov 23, 2007 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by katchum (Post 537808)
Any assessment experiences here? I got one next tuesday for the Total company.

Based on my experiences with Special K Corp and Lucky Charms Inc. I'd say just to not milk it any more than you have to.

Radez Nov 24, 2007 12:58 AM

A nice tip I picked up while interviewing was to take a red bull like an hour before an interview to help with the enthusiasm.

It also helped when I shifted focus from answering their questions to telling them what I could do with them. They'll still ask questions, and you'll still answer them, but the goal in answering them is bragging about all of your accomplishments.

Also keep in mind, if they're hiring, then they've got a problem, and they need a solution. If you can match your skillset to their problems, that scores major points too.

Senorita Preved Nov 24, 2007 03:48 AM

I'm incredibly incredibly shy, but I know how to "act" outgoing and personable. Lean forward, nod your head when listening, ask questions whenever possible, don't fidget, eye contact, seem interested, smile when appropriate, I even can make my voice less sarcastic sounding.

Reflect on your past experiences, good ones and bad ones. What sort of conflicts did you experience? What did you do to solve these conflicts? What are some examples when you made the wrong choice, what would you have done differently? Thats the kind of stuff you need to think about before you go in. What are some good qualities and bad (make this cleverly disguised good qualities).

Like someone else said, get a book with common interview questions, just to give you an idea of what you'll need to think about before you interview.

Make yourself interesting! What sort of cool things can you do? Theyre not going to choose someone boring, so don't be afraid to refer to your horrible tentacle hentai collection as your "profound interest in eastern culture." Probably want to leave out any possible fursuting though

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Nov 24, 2007 05:31 AM

It should be noted that a perfectly fair question to ask is whether there is a job opening at all.

Sometimes Human Resources employees are obligated to conduct interviews, even when there are no available jobs, simply because upper management doesn't want them sitting around doing nothing all day.

When this happens, they're simply wasting your time and falsely getting your hopes up. Theoretically, if you really impress them, they'll keep you on file, but that's a longshot.

This practice is far more common in white collar businesses that offer pay above minimum wage. If you're being interviewed at a bookstore or supermarket, you can be certain they need someone immediately. But if it's a building full of cubicles, there's a chance you're being strung along simply because there's a quota.

Don't be afraid to ask.

neus Nov 24, 2007 06:13 AM

I've always found interviews to be immensly positive experiences. There's plenty of tips out there, but I'll focus on the two most important ones.

1. Get lots of sleep. You'll think faster, speak faster, and solve faster. You'll be funnier, more professional and better postured. Force yourself if you have to, but sleep.

2. Why do you want this job? Take five hours and think this through. Why do you want it? Are you good at it? Do you want the money? Are you desperate? Do you just want to pay the bills? Do you even care about what this company does? Why should these people listen to you? WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
Find the source of the problem and you're 85% done. So, why do you want this job? Why are you going to this interview? Why do you not have a job already? What are you looking to gain? Are you looking to cheat someone? Are you confident of your skills? Why are you lying? Why are you selling yourself short? Why are you trying to become someone you're not? Why would you even care if you get a job? What are you happy doing? Why don't you pursue your dreams and do whatever it is you like doing better than this?


Once you have your motivations sorted, the other stuff just falls into place. You're not dumb: enthusiasm, professionalism, attentiveness etc. all those fall into place if you have your motives and enough sleep.

Radez Nov 24, 2007 06:12 PM

To reinforce what neus said, employers in my experience like people who have firm goals and plans to achieve them. If you can develop a career path and then fit the job in that, it tells the interviewer that not only do you have goals, but it explains to them that the job provides you intangible benefits beyond the salary which makes you less of a risk to hire.

LordsSword Nov 26, 2007 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by katchum (Post 533825)
What are your experiences? I want to learn more. You can also tell us what you did in the mean time while doing interviews. Sitting home doing nothing, working part time, playing games and all.

I don't know if you experienced it, but I also got racist questions threwn at me... I'm not white, but living in a white world, aiming for a high position.

I'm shocked that "race" came into the discussion. Wow, either you gave some impression to steer things that way or the employer is somebody who is sensitive for some reason.

I walk into an interview like a salesman. I am their friend who has the goods they are looking for.
I'll chit chat like I have know them for years all the while showing the gloss of my capacity. I figure basically what they want is somebody who they can trust.
What they can trust is somebody who is straight with them who can look em' in the eyes and not flinch.

Get yourself a buch of interviews if you have the time. Get them even with places you don't want to work for. Put yourself in the environment often enough to where you get comfortable.

katchum Nov 28, 2007 07:31 PM

I did the assessment for Total and there is one thing I'm shocked about!

I did test for banks previously: ING, Dexia, Fortis.
And to my surprise these tests were exactly the same as the tests I did for Total petrochemicals. So I got some experience in it, and I knew how to answer them correctly. I'm pretty sure I got 40/40 on the abstract test.

The other tests were:

1) interview: give an example of this, give an example of that, and another example and another one... irritating...

She asked: 'can you give an example of a decision you just made not too long ago?' - I couldn't think of anything so I said that I was deciding if I would go to the assessment by train or by car.

2) a bunch of emails and you make your agenda for the first week, = stress...

3) some employee who is pissed about his job and I have to find a solution, think of it as an RPG but then in real life.

4) write your ambitions on one piece of paper, this was quite difficult for me, because I have no ambitions at the moment. I just graduated, I just want some experience first.

5) 500 questions about your personality

This day lasted 10 hours, I'm glad it's over. Waiting for feedback now.

Gumby Nov 28, 2007 07:36 PM

Be glad they didn't give you a personality test and then not tell you what it meant. We do that. It is a good indicator of what kind of person they are and whether they fit what we are looking for.

Wanzer Radio Nov 28, 2007 09:24 PM

I got a job, today. Hired on the spot. Knocked 'em dead. They told me that they appreciate my calm and collected nature. I'll admit I was tactful. Being hung over really helped. You see, my gaze pierced anything it touched, so I appeared to be deadly interested in the speaker. I had a headache so I didn't speak unless spoken to and my responses were direct and focused. I didn't go on any tangents, ask any annoying questions or seem too enthusiastic. Trying to sound interested is a clumsy endeavor. Simply look the part and tell them what they want to know. They'll take you more seriously. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bong to load.

katchum Nov 29, 2007 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 541278)
Be glad they didn't give you a personality test and then not tell you what it meant. We do that. It is a good indicator of what kind of person they are and whether they fit what we are looking for.

I don't understand, they did give me a personality test, but I also still don't know what kind of person they want me to be.

Gumby Nov 29, 2007 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by katchum (Post 541642)
I don't understand, they did give me a personality test, but I also still don't know what kind of person they want me to be.

LOL usually those kinds of tests show what area you are strong in. Like leadership, attention to details, team work, etc. They aren't exact but they do tend to show if you are the general fit for the job.

Hachifusa Nov 29, 2007 04:54 PM

You know, I read somewhere that you should go to the gym before your interview, even if you never go to the gym. It pumps some life into you, and - assuming you shower and all of that after - gives you a healthier glow. Eh, couldn't hurt.

And remember -if you're still looking for a job- to utilize your strengths. Don't simply dismiss the typical "Be enthusiastic!" because you're serious. As Wanzer Radio pointed out, if you're serious and bring it into the interview, they'll respect you. And showing interest in the position isn't laughing or being annoying - you can be deadly serious and show interest.

Draz Dec 6, 2007 03:51 PM

This whole topic is interesting to someone who has yet to be granted the grace of an interview for any position.

I have some speculations about my general 'unemployability', but I suppose it would be nice to get the confirmation of the majority of the populace on those as well.

I live out in the middle of nowhere, so to speak, a half hours drive between either of the two towns that are considered 'civilization'. I don't have my own method of transportation, thus my only way into town is the bus, which runs, obviously, on a very tight and infrequent schedule. I'm correct in thinking this is hampering my employability, no? I just wish it wouldn't be such a big factor. If people have a job that needs doing, and I'm available at the hours required, shouldn't they be inclined to hire me? Not saying that's the ONLY factor, but it should be an important one.

The other thing is... older people I know constantly suggest that it is my HAIR keeping me from getting a job. I have hair that is quite long, maybe 3/8ths down my back - they say it makes me look like a druggie, which is ironic, as I'm completely straight-edge and have never even touched alcohol all my life. I see teenagers with face piercings and spiked hair working fast-food places all the time - so is it likely that long hair is really going to be shooting myself in the foot so much?

Smelnick Dec 6, 2007 05:40 PM

I love interviews. They always go good for me. I'm a very outgoing person and love to talk. My communication skills are golden(in spoken conversation I mean), and people generally love me. The only interview where I wasn't offered the job was with Staples, and that was merely because I had zero sales experience. Make sure you have genuine interest in working at a place, and never give the reason 'I just need money'. They wanna hire long term, and if they think you just want money and then are gonna quit, they won't hire.

RABicle Dec 7, 2007 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Draz (Post 546369)
The other thing is... older people I know constantly suggest that it is my HAIR keeping me from getting a job. I have hair that is quite long, maybe 3/8ths down my back - they say it makes me look like a druggie, which is ironic, as I'm completely straight-edge and have never even touched alcohol all my life. I see teenagers with face piercings and spiked hair working fast-food places all the time - so is it likely that long hair is really going to be shooting myself in the foot so much?

Employers are conservative by nature. Short cropped hair is tidy, makes the person look less unique and wont present a safety risk.
There are plenty of employers who wont care of course, shops that want to be trendy, labour hire companies that take anyone etc. but for your run of the mill manager who expects his workers to be coming into contact with the public reguarly OR operating machinery taht hair could be caught in, long hair isn't something they want to see.

katchum Dec 7, 2007 09:32 AM

So when you have the job, what's the best way to keep this job? And would you choose a big company or a smaller company?

war Jan 10, 2008 11:52 AM

:catgonk:
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Originally Posted by How Unfortunate (Post 534510)
Forget MSN interviews...



what kind of job are you applying for? :eye:


Anyway, you're getting the interviews, so you know your resume/cover letter is doing it's job. And you know what your problems are. Come up with some pre-prepared enthusiasm and focus (anticipate questions), dress well, and show up 15 minutes early. Have a coffee near the place if you're that worried about being late. Have questions ready, because it makes you look interested, and if the interviewing is talking you can just nod and look interested. Send a thank-you note after each interview and each rejection.

You don't have to answer racist/sexist/discriminatory questions, at least where I live. Gracefully dodge the question or decline to answer if you want.


Divest Jan 10, 2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by katchum (Post 546797)
So when you have the job, what's the best way to keep this job?

Work hard. Pay attention. Don't smoke weed on the job.

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And would you choose a big company or a smaller company?
Depends on what you're looking for. There's more room to move around in bigger companies but you might not get the recognition that you would with a smaller company. There's other factors but that's a good place to start thinking about it.

war Jan 10, 2008 12:04 PM

I find it funny people go to their true self AFTER they got that job.


After a few weeks the hired people really show who they are.

They shifted back to who they really are. I find that funny. It's like most [or all] of us are actors.

Nothing like being your own boss and not having anyone to be a boss of. Customers are exceptions to being the boss - sometimes.

Divest Jan 10, 2008 12:24 PM

I think it's the employer's fault a lot of the time. They want someone PERFECT and nobody is perfect so they end up hiring bullshitters who pretend like they are. I've tried being honest in job interviews and that definitely doesn't work.

If they want honest people they need to learn to be more accepting.

katchum Jan 10, 2008 01:50 PM

Well as for me I acted all enthousiastic and sounded like a very narrative person. Now when I got the job I'm a bit more relaxed, like I usually am. I can't keep pretending like someone who has drunk 10 coffees.

I will work hard though, or try to. I've chosen for a small company, everything goes much much faster in a small company, you're not being put into a function but you can taste everything at once. It's harder, but you learn much more this way. I think people are more informal too.

Mithrandir Jan 12, 2008 02:59 PM

Well if I can give you some advice (being the person that does the first screening when receving resumes)
  1. Be sure that you know for which job you applied. I get too much people that simply apply for the job to get a job and don't really know what to expect and the responsibilities. Usually, if the job description says that you will have to work 40 hours a week, don't go saying that you are looking for part-time.

    I'm pretty sure that you didn't commit this mistake, but the point is: the job description gives you a good idea of what the job is, so try to see in advance how your previous experience can be useful on those points.
  2. Dress in a professional manner: I've seen too much people dressed funny. Dressing professionally means that you really are serious about it.
  3. Don't get late or too in advanced ti the interview: if you're late, you better have a good reason such as the weather or an accident. «I don't know where the building was» is not a good answer. Plus, if you are not going to be able to be at the interview, tell the person in advance, not 1 hours after she's expecting you.

    I have seen so many of these cases, that the people confirmed they were going to be there and they never show up, call two hours later to tell they had a problem and are not able to make it. If you're going to be late, notify at least. If you're not going to show up, do the same.
  4. Read about the company and its productrs before getting to the interview. That means you show interest in the company.
  5. As for the three bad habits: that's the tricky question. Choose something that does not dequalify you for the job. "I spend too much money!" is not a good answer if you're going to be in charge of administrating money. "I tend to forget names" is ok if you're not working with much people.
  6. Don't lie. Don't make up an interest you don't have. If you say you're a gamer and obviously you don't show enthousiasm when the interviewer of the game company speaks to you about Halo. It's going to show. I use this criteria a lot. And don't lie about things, the world is small, and you might not know it, but the recruiter and your last employer might be best friends.
  7. Don't make up diplomas or experience you don't have: a background check is common nawadays.
  8. Don't cheat on tests: Anyone can copy paste your answer in google and see if it comes up.

This is just some advice.


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