i need help.......please....
 

theres this girl i met, she gave me her number, she moved to spain and now i dont know how to contact her, i have her mobile number she uses in spain but i dont know what country code or area code is which have to put before her number. please someone help me tell her i love her.:eagletear:

Go to her house disguised as a cardboard box.

Try being a bit less creepy. I find that generally works.

sorry bub, no field time till mgs4. im on vacation.

Relevant question time: How old are you?

I'm predicting my response is either going to be "haha no wonder" or "oh my fucking god".

im fifteen.

KrelEN wins for excellent prediction skills.

Fifteen you say? Come on man, it's not the end of the world, seriously. I doubt you know what love really means when you're that young. Relax, call her when she gets back and go on with your life, which by the way - has barely even begun.

EDIT: Oh wait, she MOVED to Spain? You might as well forget about her then, really. The next couple of years of your life will have you surrounded with girls that actually live in your vicinity. My suggestion: try getting in touch with them instead.

i know i could just forget her and move on but i just cant give up. i mean seriously, i will try day and night to get that number connected. all i ask is if you could help me with it.
PLEASE.

You're wasting your time. A quick google search would give you any country and area code you're looking for. You're obviously not old enough to understand even that, so I really don't see this working out the way you want it to.

Just trust me on this, you're better off forgetting about her. Stay in touch if you want - maybe you can be penpals - but don't for a second think that you're actually going to get together with this girl, she'll play you for sure.

i tried google like ages ago. i know the code. its 003491. but the problem is that there is some spainsh lady saying something i cant understand. maybe she's saying that her mibile's turned off or something.

Haha, no wonder.

okay i get it. i came to the wrong place to ask some help. im sorry i wasted your time.

No, you're just not thinking entirely straight. You're young, it wasn't true love, so, hey, just let it go. I'm sure everyone goes through a similar stage, or situation, and you'll laugh looking back on it years later.

Trust me.

Did she put your penis in her mouth?

This is important.

i know you think im an ameteur to this sort of stuff. and i can understand why that is. im fifteen after all. no big deal. ill get over it, my love isnt strong enough to cause me real pain.
guess what.
i will keep trying. i cant just give up. im sorry.

Here you go, then:

Cheap Flights to Spain, Europe - TripAdvisor

i hope you're enjoying yourself dude.

It's mildly entertaining, I suppose.

thanks anyway. youve been great help to me. i think i can handle things on my own now.

Mildly? Try hilarious.

"Hey guys, I don't know how to use a telephone to stalk this girl in Spain I knew. PLZ HALP"

Guys guys, come on now. Yo wsup Snake.. just let it go. Posting here isn't going to help you really, we can't help you with this, 'cause everyone goes through this and they HAVE to - it's your own little journey young man. Everyone gets to taste a little bit of puppy love at some point, and this is yours! Don't enjoy it, because you can't, just hunker down and let it pass you by.

And please, don't use the word love again in this thread, not that lightly, for your own sake.

Glad to have been of service. It's good to see The Quiet Place help yet another fifteen year old out of the dumps! :cool:

first of all- i already got her number but there is some spanish lady putting me off everytime i call.

second-i aint stalkin her.

third-you havent seen real pain so you dont know how much it hurts ya.

IT'S AUTOMATED. WELCOME TO EUROPE. "THE NUMBER YOU HAVE REQUESTED IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE, PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER"

Watch it Capo, he might ambush you from the inside of a carboard box.

I almost cut my finger off one time, and whoo boy let me tell you, that stung!

yo killy, thanks for the translation, now i'll try some new way to contact her.
and hell yeah capo, better stay away from cardboard boxes. never know when i would pop out, knock you out and stuff you in a locker.

thats nothing compared to you falling 3 stories onto a 4x4 hardboard.

You do realise I was making fun of you, don't you?

I'll stay ever vigilant.

yeah dude, I drilled a hole through my hand once by accident. That hurt like a bitch.

But one questions remains unanswered: DID SHE PUT YOUR DICK IN HER MOUTH?

yeah. but i didnt make it turn out the way you wanted now, did i?

that driller must have hurt im sure of it.
and no. i dont treat my girlfriends like a sextoy.

Maybe she gave you a fake number.

i dont care about calling her anymore. she'll call me. believe that man.

Oh, so she didn't blow you yet? well that explains why you're tracking her down so vigilantly. Here, give me her number. i'll call her for you.

See? Everything resolved itself!

Another day, another happy customer, here on The Quiet Place, your place for advice on the 'net!

you know what man, i have another idea. SHOVE IT!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Here, take a little "chillaxe". http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...icons/cool.gif

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...55/GFFNE22.jpg

Hope this helps.

has she called you yet?

I think you should shut yourself into your room and hold off on everything (including bathing and eating) in order to get that call from her! Wouldn't it be horrible if you were getting something to eat or in the shower when she called? You can't risk it!

She'll call eventually! Believe it, man!

I really do think she would have left you with some more substantial hints than a borked phone number if she thought you had a snowball's chance in Satan's colon at a relationship with her.

Sorry, kiddo.

Okay, i just got off the phone with her. She said she doesn't want to see you anymore, and that your desperation to talk with her is quite the turn-off.

She suggests you talk with girls who didn't just move to Spain to get away from you.

Hm, as those on the boards are not-so-kindly telling you, it may be best to focus on other things now. Of course, being told that (especially at 15 as I remember how I was at that age) may fall on deaf ears.

My advice is to take a few steps back, take a deep breathe, and take a totally logical look at it (just contacting this person for starters). Ask your friends (preferably older ones) and others whom are a few years older on their thoughts on this.

Of course, similar advice has already been suggested...and ignored so I would not be surprised to see the same happen here....

That's WOman to you. Well, please do update us on this. In the mean time, don't get too hopefull.

Maybe she learnt spanish?

BLEEDAT

I like how your avatar and that bit of your post fit so well together.

Snake, seriously, listen to these people (well some of them at least) and think about it for a bit. This girl moved to Spain. When will she be back? How long were you involved with her before she moved? How far did you go with this girl (did she put your dick in her mouth if you want to phrase it that way) and how seriously did you two take it. Is she worth waiting however long for? I don't know you, so i don't know how long you'll hold out for her, but i know that long distance relationships rarely work out, especially if it's over an ocean (believe me, i'm not the only one in my family to have tried)

Ask yourself these questions, and spend some time with some girls closer, geographically, to you, and see if you're still this hell bent of sticking with this girl.

EDIT: Two completely different kids of pain man.

Some of you are jerks.
To the original poster:
If it is meant to be, you will meet her again. I know how you feel because I was in the same boat once, only I'm a girl. I can say this, you are not the same person at 22 as you are when you are 15. I'm not the same person I was a year ago. In fact, all throughout your life you continuously change. I guess what I am trying to say is that if it is meant to be, you will meet later on in life, and you will be grown up and more ready to take on such a thing. Believe me, love it much better when you know yourself a little better.

I thought that as soon as I read over it =p.

Somehow, I don't think that this is helping anyone.

The kid is young. We understand young, and we can sympathize. But when you create a thread to discuss (and ask for help) and you consistently shake your head, stomp your feet, and ignore everything everyone is telling you.

Better to be honest than to give a cop out answer like "if it's meant to be, it'll happen." He's what, 14? Come on.

Hey, i think this kid's gone.

What do you wanna bet he hopped a plane to Madrid? Or better yet pulled a Romeo and...

oh god.

snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAKEE!!

EUROTRIP?

I didn't ask if you forcibly put your cock in her mouth and fucked her until she puked, I asked if she took your cock and put it in her mouth. Two totally different things here.

Anywho, my incredibly forward and somewhat rude question got to the root of why you are trying to track her down. My advice, quit being Mr. White Knight of Chivalry and go out and spread your seed. You'll thank me later.

And I suppose young people aren't allowed to have feelings? People who judge based on age are turds.

Young people have feelings - we all have feelings. What the shit is wrong with you. But they also have the tendency to twist their crushes into huge ordeals.

But when you're 14, angsting over some girl who flew to Spain without a word, and asking the internet for help, you're going to get laughed at.

He asked for advice. We gave it to him. He didn't like what he heard. Not our problem.

You're one of the worst.

...worst what? Adjectives usually require nouns.

Sass, you're one of THEM!! And you're the WORST!! You better gets some medications for that!! Quick!

what's that called? Youthism? Euphemism?

yeah, little kids can have all the feelings they want. And do. Problem is they're just too damn stupid to handle them.

This leads to kids asking the internet how to call Spain.

Forest, I'm guessing you're an avid believer in lowering the drinking age as well (but that's just an afterthought).

It's called ageism, actually. A euphemism is a carefully considered replacement for a word that makes it seem less dreary than it actually is. Take euthanasia, for example.

And that afterthought is just asinine.

But, yes, I agree that it was mostly called for in this case. =)

Thank you for that detailed explanation, Capo, though i am aware of euphemism's definition. I only said it because it sounds similar to "youthism". I did not know about ageism, or that it even existed - i has assumed it was a widely known fact that with greater age comes greater experience, and therefore wisdom.

I suppose i wrote that afterthought because i find the teenage know-it-all behavior exasperating and obnoxious. And sometimes i just want to hit them with a sock stuffed with reality.

Kids are stupid. they just are. I was when i was a kid, i suppose its something you just need to get through. But for Forest at 22 (i'm assuming based on her previous post) to come in and think otherwise, to suggest "ageism" - well, she's wrong.

Tell us, how awful of an experience was it the day you finally sat up straight, looked at your collection before you, blinked several times and came to the startling realization that My Little Pony just isn't real?

Or have I unwittingly shattered your world just now?

As long as Carebears are real, my life and psyche will be okay.

In all seriousness, get a phone card and use google to find the country code. But I bet it'll be a waste of money. However, learning from experience is part of growing up, so you might as well give it a shot.

In terms of the entire situation. I will agree that it was definetely childish of him of what he was expecting when he decided to post his problem in this forum, but I'm not going to make your life a living hell because of it.

I just don't think we should of given him such a hard time about it. Personally the same thing would of happened if it was a 15 year old or a 25 year old with this problem. They would of been mocked regardless and I don't nescessarily agree with this.

I can't really hold it against people if they want to make fun of someone because they think they're in love with a girl who moved away to another country.

The way I look at it, is if you honestly feel like this woman is destined to be in your life, then go for it, but don't be surprised if you end up being dissappointed. Your still young, and you have a lot of your life left to experience. You might not understand everything that comes with relationships but it will all come with time.

We were all teenagers once we've all done stupid/obscure things at one point in time or another. Just take everything with stride and try to learn from any situation that your put through.

By the way, I personally think Helloween had the best response in terms of helping you with your issue and for that I prop him for it.

C'MON, LIVE A LITTLE. If she doesn't lick your asshole and play with your balls it's not love.

Besides, what else are women good for?

It must be nice to be 15 and not completely jaded.

She moved to Spain, you live in America. Sometimes you just have to see the light and know when to move along brother.

For your sake, snake. I'll even quote The Advice Column.

Seriously though, ever heard of the line, "There are other fishes in the sea"? You had one, now it's gone now. Now stop getting pissy over a sardine and find a better one.

I'm sure there are other girls in America that would suck what little cock you have for cheaper than what you were paying her anyway.