HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY EVERYONE
 

WOW, THAT'S TODAY? I NEARLY MISSED IT!

I WILL PARTICIPATE TO THE FULLEST!

I AM THANKFUL FOR CAPS LOCK. WE SHOULD ALL BE THANKFUL.

caps lock, who needs a stinkin caps lock? I DO!

O HAY MY DAY HAS FINALLY COME.

LET'S ALL SCREAM AND SHOUT ON THE INTERNET!

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS ISN'T A NATIONAL HOLIDAY YET!!!

FUNNY ENOUGH, EVERY DAY AT WORK IS CAPS LOCK DAY FOR ME. WE ALL HAVE TO TYPE LIKE THIS TO MAINTAIN UNIFORMITY IN OUR REPORTS. AFTER SEEING HOW BAD THE PEOPLE IN DATA ENTRY AND QA ARE ABOUT PROPER CAPITALIZATION, IT'S PROBABLY JUST AS WELL.

USING LOWERCASE IS A TRAVESTY AND QUITE POSSIBLY AN AIDS INFECTION VECTOR

I WROTE THIS USING SHIFT.

I'M IN YOUR FORUM TYPING IN CAPSLOCK!!! WOOOOT. SO WHY WAS THIS HOLIDAY INVENTED? I USUALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE. :MAD:

AGAINST THE RULES MY ASS BOYS. YOU WILL ASSIMILATE OR GTFO. GTFO

YOU MAY KILL THE LETTER OF POETRY, BUT ITS SPIRIT WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!! :rock:

I LIKE CAPS LOCK =3

I'M PRETTY SURE EE CUMMINGS WOULDN'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU TYPED HIS POETRY IN ALL CAPS OR REPLACED EVERY OTHER WORD WITH "KITTEN". HE WAS A PRETTY COOL DUDE LIKE THAT. PROBABLY A TRUE STORY.

I FEEL HIP AND TRENDY ALREADY! :COOL:

OH SNAP!!! CRUISE CONTROL DAY?!!? AWESOME. JUST TOO BAD YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER, NO WORD ON AUTO-PILOT.

YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW? MY ACCOUNT IS FUCKING SENTIENT. EASY STREET FOREVER, BABY!

I WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT. HOW BEAUTIFUL I FEEL.

I LIKE HOW EFFORTS ARE USELESS
WHY LIE

WHY ARE WE YELLING?!?!

(LOUD NOISES!!!)

IT'S A CAPSLOCK PARTY, TEMARI! COME ON, YEEELLLLLL!

WHAT DOES A PHILISTINE LIKE YOU KNOW ABOUT TRUE POETRY :emo:

AND BESIDES.

EE CUMMINGS AND GOD WERE PROBABLY KILLING KITTENS 3 TIMES A NIGHT SO WHY WOULD HE WANT THEM IN HIS POEMS

HOLY CRAP WITH HOTCAKES. CAPS LOCK FEELS LIKE AN ORGY.

I SUFFER FROM VOICE IMMODULATION!. I'M UNABLE TO CONTROL THE VOLUME OR INFLECTION OF MY VOICE! THIS IS NOT "SHOUTING" IT IS TALKING!

NOT MUCH BUT I DID HAVE TO STUDY THE DUDE SO I'M FAIRLY CONFIDENT ABOUT MR CUMMINGS.

Y'ALL NEED TO KEEP IT DOWN IN HERE! I HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO YOU CAN HEAR ME OVER THIS LOUD NOISE.

I DECLARE INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY IS NOW KNOWN AS SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAY!

CAPS LOCK, MOTHER FUCKER! DO YOU USE IT?

MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER MUTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER'S GONNA DROP IN THA PRESSHA

OWNNEEDDD :erm:

I STUDIED AUDEN, BUT IF I 'D KNOWN THAT STUDYING CUMMINGS WOULD HELP ME ON THE INTARNETS I'D BE LIKE "SCREW YOU, AUDEN" AND BEEN ALL OVER CUMMINGS INSTEAD~

BUT I'M AT WORK AND I SHOULD BE BEING QUIET!!! MY BOSS IS GONNA YELL AT ME!!!

... BUT MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S CELEBRATING CAPSLOCK DAY TOO!!! ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA CAPITALIZE ON THE MOMENT (BOOOO)!!!

:rock:

:tpg:

:gonk:

:GONK:

:GOOOOOOONK:

SO I HEARD YOU LIKED TO YELL ON THE INTERNET CONFIRM/DENY

FIRED TWICE NOW
 

YOUR BADGE DOESN'T WORK???????????

YOUR PHONE IS GONE???????????????

THERE'S A DICK IN YOUR FACE???????????????

DO TELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOL'D LOUDLY AT THAT.

WHO'S AUDEN? DOES CAPS COUNT WHEN IT'S TINY TEXT? >_>;