Ultraviolet
 

Ultraviolet must be the worst - lack of plot, crappy special effects, predictable ending - what more can you say?

I say it's too early in the year to start giving out that award, but then again, I was intelligent enough to stay away from Ultraviolet... it's entirely possible that it could already be a shoe-in, and I wouldn't know. Was it really that atrocious?

This thread is more apt toward November or December. Close this shit.

Ultraviolet

THREADCLOSE :(

and yes it was really that bad.... read the reviews if you haven't already - its not different from those other 'sexy(slutty)-chick-assasin-who-wants-revenge' movie. ex. Elektra, Aeon Flux...etc. etc.

Hmmm, haven't seen much so far but "Larry the Cable Guy - Health Inspector" looks to eclipse Ultraviolet as the worst movie of 2006 so far.

The movie is suppose to appeal to Redneck, hillbilly types. So it might be a Great movie for them.

Oh, I know who it's supposed to appeal to. But that doesn't mean it can't fail with them too. Just like Jeff Foxworthy's show was targeted to the same crowd but it flopped even here in Hillbilly heaven (North Carolina).

How bad was Ultraviolet anyway? Can someone who watched it tell me? I've been meaning to see this movie but since there's too much negativity surrounding it, I'm now curious.

Is it like Equilibrium (which was good) or Kurt Wimmer or what?

You can
Be the Judge.

((lookit the fan approval))

Or Mission Impossible 3.

Yeah dude. You can't compare it to a movie like Equilibrium which indeed did kick ass!

Man, what are you talking about? Snakes on a Plane is going to be the best film of 2006. :tpg:

SOAP may even sweep the academy awards. Only time (and lots of snakes) can tell!

LOL. Impossible.

Off topic: Has anyone actually seen Curious George?

Date Movie?

Scary Movie 4?

Big Momma's House 2?

That Rob Schiender/David Spade baseball flick?

Other worthy nominees.

Ultraviolet is only the 5th worst reviewed movie this year, so far, according to Rotten Tomatoes.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/top/be....php?year=2006

Hey now. Scary Movie 4 will be worth watching. I love Zucker flicks.

The TrIpods are worth a hoot ;D

"Now Playing...:
Wild 80's"
**Karma Chameleon starts playing**
"Now Playing...:
Destroy Mankind"

It really really bothers me that the same team responsible for Airplane! is also responsible for Scary Movie 4. I mean Doctor Phil cameo's? Really?

Goddamn it makes me happy to see Annapolis on that list.

Who are we kidding, Uwe Boll's Dungeon Siege is coming out this year, it already won the shittiest movie of 06.

How in the hell do you make a movie out of Dungeon Siege? The damn game didn't even have a fucking ending! Unless you count: "Congrats...you beat the game...go play online now." I'm with you Stealth. I don't even need to see it to call it.

I somehow doubt Dungeon Siege will be worse than Bloodrayne.

It's cast is pretty goddamn impressive. I don't think ALL those actors could suck that much in it.

Holy shit, I actually went to see "A DATE MOVIE" and it was the most retarded thing I had ever seen. I feel bad for having my friend pay for both her and my ticket to see that unfunny garbage; it was such a waste of time and money.

If you'd like a synopsis, here's how it went:

A cute actress outside of this shitty shit film mianders around and finds an unbelievably retarded british guy to hook up with after a series of dumbshit events that are chaulk full of corny and lame pop-culture references that any shallow douchebag who actually builds his social worth off encyclopedia-izing this useless knowledge would laugh at with gusto and pitch gay one-liners from the movie at random intervals during conversation in an attempt to be witty but finds out after an awkward moment of silence and stares from his peers that he was the only dipshit dumb enough to see such an unbelievably shitty movie in the first place hence making him an outcast to a demographic he thought would be interested in a film that otherwise portrays stupidity as an outstanding plot device which inadvertantly insults its audience because basically its undertones are this: "This movie is retarded, and if you paid to see it you are retarded also and are in for a world of dissapointment if you actually expected this to be geniunely funny."

I might have left a few parts out, but that's pretty much all I remember from when I saw it.

Wait, why exactly do you loathe that film so?

Hey, he's able to destroy the bloodrayne plot by not following the game story line.

LOOOOOL at "Snakes on a Plane". It's yet another movie I'm not going to see, but the Internet hype around it is hilarious. I love the fake tagline of "We've got motherf*cking snakes on the motherf*cking plane!" "SNAKES (on a plane)"

I'm going to murder you in your sleep for that post

These sorts of threads always amuse me, along with the similar stylee "Best <insert thing here> of <insert current year even though it's only fucking February>".

It surprises me they are making a "Like Mike 2". How can you even make a sequel to that? But I guess if you can make a sequel to Big Momma's House then anything is possible.

"Like Mike 2"? Well, it could be worse. There are other movies that could get sequels that would be much more dreadful. Like "Deuce Bigolow"... oh.

Also, Seris' assessment of "Date Movie" is enough. I'll positively never see it.

Hands down, Ultraviolet.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455499/

Won't get much worse than that.

Rumor has it that the Tagline has been added as dialogue into the movie because of the hype.

Thread closed, because it's March, and also as a preemtpive measure to stop that Snakes on a Plane business from spreading.