Hate-Based Religion
 

Ok, I tried Buddhism, but I realised that my life is based on conflict and hate. And my life's pretty ok, so obviously buddhism is bunk for me.

What I'm looking for is a religion based on general disdain for the human race, one which would delight in the total annihilation of the human race.

And no, I don't mean Christianity. I'm serious, I REALLY want to find a religion for misanthropes who somehow get along.

Am I the only one who is loling at your username now?

no.
I am too.
I'm not such a great guy. </facade>

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Actually, that's more selfishness than it is evil. It's not the embodiment of Satan, but more the religion of Randians... lol.

Disdane to the human race? Wow, that's easy:

YouTube Video

But.....your morals are based on religion???? That's not a very good start.

No, that's not quite what I mean. I mean, Muslims still want you to be a good person.
That's not what I really would want in a religion.

My MORALS aren't based on religion. My RELIGION is based on my morals. You follow me? I know sometimes I don't write coherently.

Dude, you are retarded. Just worship Rob Zombie movies, or something equally contrived.

Maybe you should just join a cult or something.
One of them is bound to share your specific views, or just hate the world on your own :s

You could join the Misanthropic Luciferian Order which Dissection founder was apparently a part of before he blew his brains out. I tried looking them up at Google and didn't find an official website or anything.


You could always join the KKK. Sure they may not hate all humans, but they hate some and that should count for something right?

The Church of Satan is so ridiculously laughable.

"We exist to piss off Christians! We don't exactly believe in religion, but we have our own rituals and stuff!"

It's all about serving yourself and that a person is his own god. Nothing ado about that, really. Except that they exist just to irritate Christians. Which is kind of lame. I thought that was the job of atheists anyhow. (Apparently, people really don't trust us at all).

Maybe you should consider naturalism. "The doctrine that all religious truths are derived from nature and natural causes and not from revelation."

I don't see a laughable church as being a bad fit for a 15-year-old weeaboo who's declared himself a misanthrope.

I would've recommended Heaven's Gate to you, but that is rather old hat. as you missed your ride on the Hale Bop comet. Sorry man. Maybe you'll catch it in the next few millenia.

I was commenting more on Satanism than the kid's lack of a religion.

I mean, you don't really hear of a kid asking for advice as far as misanthrope-based faiths very often. How do you even DEAL with it?

Like we need more lame Satanists out there dressed in black, listening to everything Anton LaVey has to say and somehow missing the point entirely.

Because kids dressed in black are Satanists. :rolleyes:

Can he just move South and live where other like-minded individuals live (i.e hicks or similar).

Okay--first let me ask you this:

Why the hell are you looking for a religion? A religion brings people together. So, why would you, a self-declared misanthrope, want to get together with anyone? Call yourself an atheist and be alone for the rest of your life.

Do you know what those people usually become? HERMITS

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...JesusPunch.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...mobullshit.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...cheerup7pn.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1.../stupidity.gif

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...FaggotTree.jpg

etc... etc...

Since you're Canadian, I'll assume you are ignorant of the large social network that is Southern religion. It is not the place for that boy.

No, it's exactly where he belongs.

Let's give him to the baptists.

Did I say that? No. All strawberries are fruits, but does that make all fruits strawberries?

Devo, there's no real declaration of evil from the Satanists - it's pretty much a perceived evil in the Christians' eyes. That's the way the Satanists want it to be, too. They're not really evil at all in that they just worship themselves and not a god. Which is all fine and good if you ask me, until they start making an effort to do it to piss other religions off. It's the Anti-Christian Religion!

But that can be argued once you get into the theological misgivings of their retarded rituals. Sooo, I guess every religion has their bullshit, no matter how intolerant of "bullshit" a religion sets out to be!

I'm surprised more people haven't just said this, actually.

Lolling hard. Just become a criminal and worship the guy making you pick up the soap. You can hate the world and whether you like it or not, be loved by your neighbour.

I have just the ticket for you, CharLIE~.

How in the WORLD you ever got to this conclusion is beyond me.

But my take on religion's usually based on "whatever floats your boat..." so not going to say that you probably interpreted the religion wrong, but I wish you'd give more specific examples why the religion didn't work out for you rather than just saying "x = y, y!= z therefore x does not work for me." =(

But like I said... whatever floats your boat...

It's just a phase you grow out of.

To make the best of it make sure to listen to as much metal music as you can while it lasts. :rock:

Leave it to Face to suggest music.....

Just worship GFF already. It's like a Greek/Roman religion anyway--with all these Gods and Goddesses. And if you piss them off--they will smite you.

in before GFF pantheon thread

He might fit into the Church of the Subgenius for a while, before they realize he isn't joking and really is an asshole.

Now that I think about it, we've been lacking a Dyhalto effigy for quite some time now. Does anyone have a picture of him? WE HAVE TO GET SOMEONE ON THE CASE!

Easy, build your own Charles Manson church, can't get more hate than that.

Wow. I LURV DEVO!!! lol, j/k....;):eye:

funny some of you suggest handing me over to the southern baptists...
since I live in Georgia....
Near Atlanta....
And used to be baptist..... :rolleyes:

And no, it's not because I'm emo.
Cuz I'm not.

I'm just tired of trying to be something I'm not. I'm not a good person. I'm terrible. Honestly, like on the verge of telling a Jewish joke @ a holocaust museum bad. It's really sad. I wish it weren't like that (god this is getting emo... ;)) but it is, so fuck it. I'm not playing mind games with the world anymore.

In fact, now that you mention it, religion IS the wrong decision. FUCK RELIGION...:p
I mean....

whatever.
I'll shut up now.

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Charles manson makes me laugh. Almost as much as Mao does.

Yes you are. Quit backpedaling, you wrist-slitting fag.

About motherfucking time. I'm closing this now.

Just for more lols I'd like to point out this guy is 15 according to his profile.

Not emo at all...