Dumb Tattoos
 

I've seen some retarded tattoos in my time.

This sorry-ass excuse for a filmmaker who I graduated with just got one of the worst I've ever seen. By the way, she's a lesbian -

http://photos-008.ll.facebook.com/ph...30328_4350.jpg

It's less the tattoo and more the location. IT'S RIGHT ON HER FOREARM. AND IT'S A NAKED WOMAN. There are more subtle ways to proclaim your dykehood, like the seagull tattoo she has on her ankle.

Another kid who works at this coffee shop in town has this monstrosity on his arm-

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5...9017288nd3.jpg

It's the state of New Hampshire with a giant skull inside of it. Have you ever seen anything so lame in your life? I haven't.


So what lame tattoos have you guys come across in your travels?

Yeah, I got one:
http://crunchgear.com/2007/07/26/pre...e-bsod-tattoo/
http://crunchgear.com/wp-content/upl...61209-pix1.jpg

I mean... he's just ASKING for a 'reboot', and by 'reboot', I mean
a kick in the testicles.

There's nothing wrong with a pair of tits on your bicep or something, but naked ass on your forearm? fucking queer.

http://colonelskills.belkanairforce....ages/ace/1.gif

The blue screen of death one is pretty retarded.

Hey, a tattoo of Jabba the Hut on Jabba the Hut.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i1...hulktattoo.jpg

Though I don't think anything is as stupid as "tribal tattoos" – those ridiculous swervy arm band things or what have you.

There's a guy at work with a yin yang inside of a triangle or something like that on the inside of his arm. I'll take a picture of it the next time I see it. When he showed it to everyone, saying that he was getting a big ass American flag next, I said "Why stop there? Get yourself a few tribal tattoos and some Japanese kanji while you're at it."

http://www.terretron.com/myspace/coolice.jpg

ICE!!

And that picture doesn't even show off the best part: The sunglasses on the back of his head.

YouTube Video

Owned so hard. How can a person do that to himself?

This one is dumb but I actually have a soft spot for it:

http://i17.tinypic.com/5yt5635.jpg

I've seen some pretty stupid tattoos myself. I hate hate HATE tramp-stamps (tattoos on a woman's back right above the pants). My best friend wanted to get one of the Four Symbols from the Led Zeppelin album...

http://www.klmtravel.co.uk/images/TheFourSymbols.jpg

(second one from the left) in that spot... the only thing that stopped her was that she wasnt expecting such a small tattoo to cost so much. Sorry thing is... she's not even a Zeppelin fan. ;_;

wow that takes the cake. i will think hard before i get my first tat.

Of all the mathematical theorems in the world, why this one?

The person behind her was a complete dolt?

http://xs218.xs.to/xs218/07310/dumb.jpg

I think I'm weird

See, it would have been better if it had been where the Tramp Stamps
usually go, it just looks awkward in the middle of the back.

This fits the bill quite nicely.

http://imgred.com/http://data.tumblr...678724_500.jpg

That's actually kind of clever.

I saw someone who has an entire sleeve of monster movie characters like Freddie Kruger and shit.

God help me.

There is this girl that I've had several classes with that has her name tattooed on her chest, right above her cleavage, surrounded by cat paw prints. Another girl I go to school with also has her name tattooed on her upper arm. If you ask me, tattooing your name onto yourself is pretty fucking stupid.

I also loathe Confederate flag tattoos. It seems kind of dumb to tattoo the flag of a defeated, dumbfuck collection of states onto your body where the world can see how much of a redneck you are.

I know a girl who tattooed her name and driver's license number on her forearm. She did this because she leads a pretty wild and risky life, and wanted to be sure she could be identified if/when she turns up dead in an alley someday.

Oohhh, how hardcore.

There is a rule about names, so you don't end up looking like a fool.

The only names you should ever have tattooed on your body are the names of your children and names of dead people. And by dead people I mean friends that have passed away, not Marilyn Monroe and Elvis Presley.

Heh. At least you can't break up with yourself.

my friend's tramp stamp. Fidget is her nickname



in spoilers cuz it's big

Nice, did she design that one herself? When she was 5?

idk...i've never been a fan of it so i figured it's game for "dumb tattoos"

More importantly, why the hell is her nickname Fidget?

because she is small and fidgety...i think... I really have no fucking clue.

The paw prints and the stupid fucking FLOWER ARRANGEMENT things have to fucking go and go quick.

I was thinking the same thing. That tattoo looks like it was inked on by a kid in grade school who just learned cursive. Ew.

I think all tattoos are awful, unless they're small and stylish. Like, I wouldn't mind seeing a girl with a butterfly on her ankle. Something like that is quite reasonable, but these full body tattoos are an eyesore.

Where I live, occasionally you're going to see someone with a Moko (maori tattoo style)

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9...373x385vj6.gif

But the people who think it's hilarious to merge tattoos into body parts to create some sort of "image" are just annoying. See below.



These kind of people don't seem to realize that they're going to look horrid when they get older and their body changes.

Getting your arsehole tattooed must really hurt.

More nerds:

This is actually not a tattoo. It looks like either a cut-out or a branding.

I don't understand that branding/cutting thing, really. A tattoo, yes, I get it. But really, cutting and burning yourself? What, tattoos just aren'thardcore enough for you?

I believe the technical term is scarification but yeah, it's essentially just slicing yourself up in a pretty pattern. Emo's have a lot to answer for...

Okay, so I was unaware of the actual term. I apologize. (Scarification ahaha, man. Why not just have someone whip your back and call you Kunta Kinte. That would be some emo right there.)

I only knew that because I just spent the last half hour looking at extreme body modification websites. ^_^

^^^ I think 5 seconds of body modifications (and more specifically, dick and ball modifications) is plenty enough for me.

I like the idea of tattoos. Been around for a long time. I love the maori tattoos and what it means within their culture. Celtic tattoos are also interesting but are becoming far too common.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x...sac/ECtat1.jpghttp://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x...sac/ECtat2.jpg

Many have likely seen before, but for those who haven't..

I think there's a general consensus that any tattoos on the face/head are stupid and damn ugly. I saw a guy in the restaurant where I work the other day... had a large teardrop tattoo under his eye. I resisted singing Linkin Park to him.

I remember hearing that was a gang/prison symbol that you've killed someone. Like calling someone a "made man," except you have a retarded tear drop under your eye to show you're a murderer.

However many teardrops, however many people you've killed.