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Diversion Jul 26, 2007 09:11 PM

Indiana Jones 4 - May 22, 2008
 
http://www.andrewhartley.com/images/indy4.jpg
Release Date: May 22, 2008

Teaser Trailer: ( Large )
Theatrical Trailer 1: ( 480p - 720p - 1080p )
Theatrical Trailer 2: ( 480p - 720p - 1080p )

Megalith Jul 27, 2007 09:13 PM

http://www.indianajones.com/site/med...0726-photo.jpg

I like how she hasn't aged.

http://www.indianajones.com/site/med...0727-photo.jpg

Shia looks like a faggot, as usual.

Final Fantasy Phoneteen Jul 27, 2007 09:44 PM

No Sallah = utter faggotry. Seriously Spielberg, what the fuck.

Skexis Jul 27, 2007 10:54 PM

^Agreed.

I guess Marcus won't be coming back either(?)
Anyway, one of my more anticipated movies for the next year or so. I'm glad Spielberg and Lucas could find a script they agreed on.

Final Fantasy Phoneteen Jul 28, 2007 12:38 AM

Unfortunately, Denholm Elliott has been dead for 15 years.

EDIT: Though now that I think about it, there's a photo of one of the locales with a shop called Brody's something. Maybe Brody's Antiques? I can't remember, it's around though.

EDIT2: Ah, here we are:

Quote:

However, most likely as a reference to Marcus, "Brody's Barbershop" has been identified in a production shot of a set for the fourth film. Additionally, a portrait of Brody will hang in the hall of the archeology department at Marshall College.

Skexis Jul 28, 2007 01:17 AM

Ah, that's a real shame, then. I had no idea.
While we're on the topic of lost characters, did any of the Indiana Jones EU ever explain what happened to Shortround? I know Temple of Doom was supposed to take place before Raiders, so I wondered where he went off to.

Musharraf Jul 28, 2007 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Generic Badass (Post 480081)
Unfortunately, Denholm Elliott has been dead for 15 years.

That doesn't really stop them from computer-animating him, does it?

At any rate, this is going to be awesome, I guess, but only if Spielberg doesn't fuck up again like he's recently done with War of the Worlds http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/im...ons/icon13.gif

rpgcrazied Sep 10, 2007 06:49 PM

The offical title was annouced today.. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

What do you think?

dagget Sep 10, 2007 07:08 PM

Hm, I'm curious to what it's about now. I was hoping it would be centered around Atlantis (well I guess it could still be, considering the plot hasn't been announced yet).

www.indianajones.com (official site)

When was the first trailer supposed to come out? Thanksgiving?

Dopefish Sep 10, 2007 08:10 PM

Ahaha, crystall skulls are an excellent topic.

Skexis Sep 10, 2007 08:53 PM

A little bit of digging reveals that the Japanese Indiana Jones-themed ride in DisneySea has to do with the search for the fountain of youth which is guarded by a temple that also houses a crystal skull.

You guys don't think they'll try to stretch the ride's plot for all it's worth, do you?

dagget Sep 10, 2007 09:32 PM

I guess they're thinking if it worked for Pirates, it would work with Indiana Jones.

Musharraf Sep 11, 2007 01:25 AM

Isn't Harrison Ford like 80+ years old?

RainMan Sep 11, 2007 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Musharraf (Post 501968)
Isn't Harrison Ford like 80+ years old?

No. He's 65, but he doesn't look a shade over 50. I can't believe he's in such good shape.

Additionally, its really awesome to see that Karen Allen is making a comeback. Brilliant move there. I love when supporting characters make sequential appearances. It will be really funny to see how how Ford and Allen act towards each other. I imagine after filming the lost ark, they forgot what chemistry they had and had to find it all over again.

I am freaking excited for this movie.

Kilroy Sep 11, 2007 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skexis (Post 480106)
While we're on the topic of lost characters, did any of the Indiana Jones EU ever explain what happened to Shortround? I know Temple of Doom was supposed to take place before Raiders, so I wondered where he went off to.

Hopefully he fell into a deep hole and never came up...

Anyways, that title. Sounds promising, but it doesn't exactly roll of the tongue, does it?

Top Dollar Sep 11, 2007 03:38 PM

Hm, the title seems kinda bulky to me. TEMPLE OF DOOM. Check. LAST CRUSADE. Check. RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK. Check even that. But "...and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull"...somehow I think, even "...and the Crystal Skull" alone would sound better. But what the hell, it's still not a Motoi Sakuraba track title, so what am I complaining.

Anyway, for a film music enthusiast like me, a new Indy movie also means a new Indy score by John Williams. Call me excited.

rpgcrazied Oct 3, 2007 11:52 AM

heh.. someone stole computers and photos from this movie.

Computers, Photos Stolen for New Indiana Jones - ComingSoon.net

Diversion Oct 4, 2007 11:49 PM

Even though the title's been out for a while, I still like to pick it apart a bit. In response to Top Dollar, I think the inclusion of "Kingdom" could be there for a reason, and perhaps may suggest that they will be in the kingdom sooner in the film (more how they got to the Temple of Doom soon, versus the time it took to get to the Canyon of the Crescent Moon in Last Crusade).

That in mind, I don't think this throws out Atlantis at all, and in fact, could be a very thrilling conclusion to the series, even if it's years after the first 3.

Could a mod edit the thread title to include the full title? <3

rpgcrazied Oct 6, 2007 07:43 PM

I wonder if its gonna delay the movie now, hopefully they had backups :)

dagget Nov 16, 2007 08:39 PM

Sorry to bump this, but I have to ask. Rumors abound that Beowulf will be having the first teaser trailer for Indy 4. Can anyone confirm this? Dave's Trailer Page is down and I'm not able to see if it was updated with the teaser.

No. Hard Pass. Nov 16, 2007 08:40 PM

That's what I've been hearing Dagget, though I don't know if it was made official or not.

boltzman84 Nov 20, 2007 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMan (Post 501973)
No. He's 65, but he doesn't look a shade over 50. I can't believe he's in such good shape.

Additionally, its really awesome to see that Karen Allen is making a comeback. Brilliant move there. I love when supporting characters make sequential appearances.

At least the movie takes place later than 1940, and their ages will actually make sense. It would have been horrible if they had been like "What do you mean he looks older? He's exactly the same."

I agree with your comment though...Karen Allen + Harrison Ford = Awesome. The only thing that I'll miss are the Nazis....I mean, can you really get any nastier bad guys?

No. Hard Pass. Nov 20, 2007 10:16 PM

Is it bad that I'm more jazzed by the promise of Lego Indiana Jones than I am for Indiana Jones 4?

Diversion Nov 28, 2007 02:18 PM

An absolutely awful cameo rumor came up on Rotten Tomatoes, but a LOT of people are calling BS on it. Potential big spoiler, as absurd sounding as it may be.

Spoiler: Follow Link...

DeLorean Nov 28, 2007 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMan (Post 501973)
No. He's 65, but he doesn't look a shade over 50. I can't believe he's in such good shape.

Additionally, its really awesome to see that Karen Allen is making a comeback. Brilliant move there. I love when supporting characters make sequential appearances. It will be really funny to see how how Ford and Allen act towards each other. I imagine after filming the lost ark, they forgot what chemistry they had and had to find it all over again.

I am freaking excited for this movie.

I read he's doing his own stunts, and I don't care how good of shape you're in, if you're 65 doing your own stunts, youbetter have a medical team near by!

No. Hard Pass. Nov 28, 2007 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeLorean (Post 541241)
I read he's doing his own stunts, and I don't care how good of shape you're in, if you're 65 doing your own stunts, youbetter have a medical team near by!

Anyone doing a stunt has to have a medical team nearby. It's sort of the way it's done. Because people aren't stupid. Well, I mean, people who aren't you.

Diversion Dec 11, 2007 03:37 AM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...aserposter.jpg
Official Teaser, higher resolution available on :: INDIANA JONES - OFFICIAL SITE ::

dagget Dec 12, 2007 08:56 AM

I saw the words "official teaser" and I headed straight for Dave's Trailer Page to see if there was one up for download... then I saw you meant poster. :(

I actually like the art of this one though. It has almost a Temple of Doom flavor to it.

Prime Blue Dec 12, 2007 10:46 AM

Looks Fate of Atlantis to me.
Me likes!

I'm not really that much of a movie-goer, so it may not mean much - but I'm thrilled about this sequel and have been looking forward to this for several years now. May 22nd can't come soon enough.

Pity Denholm Elliott died, I loved Marcus Brody.

SpaceOddity Dec 12, 2007 07:32 PM

The poster's great - I absolutely love Drew Struzan, and I'm glad they're still using him for the Indy posters. I agree, it definitely has a Temple of Doom feeling to it.

Cal Dec 17, 2007 06:15 AM

I heard Bellocq returns. As a Snooty French Zombie, archaelogy career intact.

Diversion Feb 15, 2008 12:29 PM

Updated original post with some more info.

Hantei Feb 15, 2008 07:13 PM

Saw the trailer yesterday, looking very good! Man, May 22 is still so long off, can't wait! By the way, from the trailer, is that the same warehouse as the one from Raider's?

Mutt: "You're a teacher?"
Indy: "Part-time"

Diversion Feb 15, 2008 07:24 PM

There was a lot of funny things in it:

1. Indy was attacking people in US Army uniforms. This suggests either the Russians were in disguise, Indy's intentions are unknown to the government, or something else.

2. They show the vehicles driving to a remote base, shortly after we see this sequence.

Spoiler:
Area 51?


I suggest that spoiler because of an easily overlooked part of the trailer:

Spoiler:
Roswell, New Mexico 1947 on the side of the metal container that attracts the glasses


Spielberg and co revealed enough to not disprove old rumors, nor confirm them, but certainly support them.

SpaceOddity Feb 15, 2008 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hantei (Post 569634)
By the way, from the trailer, is that the same warehouse as the one from Raider's?

I haven't read any hardcore spoilers, but it definitely looks like the same warehouse. :cool: I paused the trailer at a couple of spots and it looks like the trucks are carrying various crates (similar to the one that Ark was put in). Hmm...

Anyway, that "sequence" was my favorite part of the trailer. Seeing Indy dodging bullets between the crates and all of the whip!action definitely reminded me of Raiders. So awesome!

El Ray Fernando Feb 17, 2008 07:12 AM

All I can say is oh dear to the use of CGI. Seriously Lucas and Spielberg should have an injunction taken against them for going within 10 miles of a computer. We didn't need CGI in the previous 3 films to create effects so why break the mold now; regardless of the age of Mr. Ford thats why we have stunt doubles in Hollywood. (Although it does look like he has done alot of stunts himself).

Looks like a good watch in line with the original tone of the series; however, the aforementioned can destroy even the best for me.

Krelian Feb 17, 2008 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diversion (Post 569641)
2. They show the vehicles driving to a remote base, shortly after we see this sequence.

Spoiler:
Area 51?


I suggest that spoiler because of an easily overlooked part of the trailer:

Spoiler:
Roswell, New Mexico 1947 on the side of the metal container that attracts the glasses


Spielberg and co revealed enough to not disprove old rumors, nor confirm them, but certainly support them.

If the leaked pictures of the skull are any indication...

Spoiler:
There could be aliens.

Not sure if want.

Skexis Feb 17, 2008 07:21 AM

I know it's pretty early to start quibbling over details, but one thing that kinda bothered me is that the movie seemed to be going completely lighthearted, perhaps aiming for a PG rating?

One of the great things about the original films, I thought, was the way they could mix serious/violent subject matter and still have it punctuated by those moments where you catch yourself grinning.

For some reason, those U.S. troops staring slackjawed at Indy while he pops a one-liner just rubs me the wrong way. I hope It doesn't get too cutesy for its own good.

Like I said, it's only a trailer, but the way Lucas treated the Star Wars prequels makes me wary just how many forced laughs he's going to try to cram into the film.

Megalith Feb 17, 2008 10:15 PM

The scene would have been perfect if Indy didn't state the obvious. It's always lines like that which ruin the comedic potential of a scene...non-verbal action should always take precedence.

It's also unfortunate how they always manage to fuck up the cues in trailers by cutting them at the worst spots.

The CG does look fake, but it is resulting in a degree of inadvertent campiness that I like.

SpaceOddity Feb 18, 2008 06:34 PM

About the CG, I've read a couple of quotes from the producer and he said they're trying to stick to real effects/stunts as much as possible. However, in this article, Spielberg says "the effects work was approximately 70 percent practical and 30 percent CGI, although the computer-generated work will be obvious (presumably backdrops and large set pieces)."

:( I am grateful that Spielberg has more control over this thing than George Lucas - he most likely won't shame the Indy franchise as much as Lucas would've on his own. George probably would've included some kind of CG sidekick (ala Jar Jar Binks) and shot on entirely digital locations. *shudder*

Diversion May 1, 2008 04:09 PM

Bumping. New trailer is to premiere tonight with Iron Man, bootleg's floating around. Hi-res coming tomorrow.

Awful quality: Bootleg Version of 'Indiana Jones 4' Trailer on the Net

Diversion May 3, 2008 11:33 AM

Time for some glorious HD!

480p
720p
1080p

dagget May 4, 2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diversion (Post 601506)
Time for some glorious HD!

480p
720p
1080p

Sneaksy! You took my gig! :tpg:

I want to see this new trailer, but I'm going to have to wait. 70 MB isn't exactly "dial-up friendly" :(

Dopefish May 4, 2008 10:12 AM

I didn't need to see that trailer to be interested, but now I have to see it.

Diversion May 11, 2008 05:44 PM

Yet another trailer from the official site:

480p
720p
1080p

It's not too much different from the last one: they added more bits that are in the TV Spots and expanded a bit on a couple scenes.

orion_mk3 May 18, 2008 10:49 PM

The first reviews are starting to trickle in; unfortunately, it's not pretty.

ReelViews Movie Review: Indiana Jones & the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Diversion May 18, 2008 10:53 PM

It's a mixed bag:

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Movie Reviews, Pictures - Rotten Tomatoes

Musharraf May 19, 2008 01:04 AM

Does this really surprise you, guys? I mean, the first three movies (or maybe two of them) were absolutely awesome, how could one expect the fourth one to be better than that?

From what I've read, this movie could have been directed by Michael Bay. Now you go ahead and decide whether that's a good or a bad thing.

Tama8-chan May 19, 2008 08:41 AM

When Speilberg made that comment about using as little CG as possible, I was very skeptical.

For the most part they probably used the CG where they said they would - in the environments (like how FX were used in making the storm form over the dig site in Raiders), but the criticism of the CG is when they use it when it's not necessary - I think like in the car chase next to the cliff, and those four tall pillars moving inward in the trailer.

The CG and the story isn't really what I'm worried about.
When I heard that they were basing Indy IV on the B-Grade sci fi pictures of the 50s, I knew it wasn't going to be AS good as when they were based on 30s TV serials....

Its the parts in the reviews where they say 'there's no real sense of danger'.

We'll just have to see for ourselves when it comes out.

El Ray Fernando May 21, 2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tama8-chan (Post 606351)
When Speilberg made that comment about using as little CG as possible, I was very skeptical.

Personally I think Lucas is the criminal in that department.

I can't believe that for some of the most simplest and basic of special FX that they have used CG judging by the trailers and snippets I have seen. It simply adds to the cost and vanity of the film both of which it doesn't need.

NovaX May 21, 2008 11:42 PM

Just came back from seeing it, I was always of the opinion that a new Indiana Jones film was unnecessary and that's how I came out of the film. Alot of it felt forced, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

I'll get talking about specific bits when everyone else sees it.

RainMan May 22, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NovaX (Post 607279)
Just came back from seeing it, I was always of the opinion that a new Indiana Jones film was unnecessary and that's how I came out of the film. Alot of it felt forced, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

I'll get talking about specific bits when everyone else sees it.

Would you say it's worth the wait? I am so excited to check it out!

NovaX May 22, 2008 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RainMan (Post 607289)
Would you say it's worth the wait? I am so excited to check it out!

It depends on how much you have amped it up in your head in what to expect. I definitely enjoyed it, but I couldn't have said I would have been disappointed if it hadn't seen the light of day, although I am happy at how they handled it.

Additional Spam:
Also I might add that Shia LeBeouf didn't suck. Probably the first time I have enjoyed a role he has played.

Diversion May 22, 2008 02:13 AM

I have to say I didn't notice one instance of CG the entire movie.

...

Who'm I kiddin' =[

Jinzo May 22, 2008 05:02 AM

Just came back from watching it. It was decent of a film. The ending is what really pissed me off. Loved how they portrait the old films cameos in this one. Was a little slow but still good. "B-/C+" Average film. All Indiana Jones Fans should go see it but don't expect another Raider of the Last Ark.

SuperSonic May 22, 2008 10:24 AM

First Indiana Jones movie I have ever seen, and it was alright. The ending pretty much makes you think they're not gonna do a 5th one. I'd recommend it to the Indy fans but if you're like me and before today have never seen an Indiana Jones movie, you might want to think about it a little.

Honestly, I was expecting a lot of people to dress up but I only saw one Indy, one person wearing an Indy hat, and one person dressed up like some soldier.

FatsDomino May 22, 2008 10:37 AM

What? That's tragic. I do know that there are people who haven't seen the Indiana Jones trilogy and I know of one that I'm going to do a marathon with soon before going to see number four. You really ought to see the first three before seeing this movie.

Kilroy May 22, 2008 11:56 AM

So, I've just seen it, and I must admit I was thoroughly entertained throughout the movie. Well, except for a few scenes.
I mean
Spoiler:
how the hell do you manage to spoil the AWESOME jungle scene, with swordfighting, with
Spoiler:
Shia doing his best Tarzan imitation and FUCKING SWINGING LIKE A MONKEY!?


And I lolled at the snake scene. Y'all know what I talk about:3:

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 22, 2008 11:57 AM

Spoiler:
At least they had the decency to kill off James Bond's wife at the very end of On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Strahd May 23, 2008 08:08 AM

All in all a decent solid good movie. Some things were over the top like
Spoiler:
the scene with the fridge and the scene with the tree and the vehicle that Marion used to get them to the river
but every Indiana Jones has had some over the top scenes. I enjoyed it and I'm gonna see it again :)

Final Fantasy Phoneteen May 24, 2008 02:58 PM

Amphibious vehicles are real-life things, so that's not exactly over-the-top.

Saw it Thursday afternoon. Honestly? What it was missing was Sallah punching some fucking Soviets through a newspaper. Goddamn you, Spielberg.

Diversion May 24, 2008 03:03 PM

Spoiler:
I think he may be referring to the process of going over, easing down on the tree branch, and plopping softly in the water. It would be one thing if they did it without the precursor dialog, but they made it seem like she planned it to work EXACTLY like that.

Final Fantasy Phoneteen May 24, 2008 03:05 PM

Spoiler:
Oh, I see, it's a joined thought. The previous "and the" led into a different thought entirely, so I thought he was making the tree and car things separate points.

Still, no Sallah. :(

Cat9 May 26, 2008 11:11 PM

Well as a fan of the old films, i think it was a decent movie. Definitely watch it if you are a fan. The CG didn't bother me at all. Even though I would consider it my least favorite Indy movie, I definitely enjoyed it.

Hantei May 27, 2008 11:54 PM

Just got back from it. I thought it was pretty good, though still doesn't beat my favorite: Last Crusade. Some rantings:
Spoiler:
I like how they opened with the classic Paramount logo. Heh, Roswell as warehouse's location for the Ark (nice nod by showing the ark itself too), I knew it was the same place ever since it was shown in the first teaser trailer. Haha, even though Denholm Elliott couldn't be in movie in person (RIP), he did make many appearances as different things (monument, portrait, etc). I don't really like how they just wrote off Henry Jones Sr. just like that. I know Connery didn't want to come out of retirement to film, but his unexplained death kinda contradicts the events of the Last Crusade where he and Indy drank from the Holy Grail. I thought that granted them eternal youth (life).

The take on crystal skull's being from the martians was pretty neat. Heh, I guess you can't really do a movie with Roswell (well part of it anyway) and set in the 1950's without something on aliens. Though at the same time, showing that saucer kinda came off a little corny to me.

RainMan May 28, 2008 06:06 AM

Saw the film this evening. UGH. Fucking GOOD by any other standards. For an Indiana Jones film? FUCKING AWFUL. More on this later.

Good but not great...

No. Hard Pass. May 28, 2008 06:40 AM

That's it. I've ignored this thread long enough.

Yes, this review will contain some spoilers, and I'm not going to be arsed to go through and find them all. So read at your own risk.





Great, great flick (Note: Flick, not film. This is popcorn movie all the way). WAY better than Audi Man. Let's get that shit out of the way right off the top.

I've heard a lot of people bitch about how this wasn't up to the Indiana Jones standard. You're right, this wasn't Raiders II. Nor should it have been. It's over. Get a new show.

The look of the show was a deliberate attempt to make it look like overexposed stock, and it worked. It wasn't distracting, it wasn't horrible, it just wasn't necessary. I'd rather they made it look more dirty, but whatever. This is clearly how Lucas wants his movies to look now. Shiny. Not my cup of tea, but not really something I can rip into the guy over. It's like getting pissed at Sin City for looking like it was green screened.

The CG was heftier than I would have liked, but again, it didn't detract from the characters or the chemistry they had. Which was great. I'm also going to quote Sprout's review here for a second: "It's a cruel irony that a movie about an archeologist is marred by its CG indulgences."

Sprout, buddy, I love you... but shut the fuck up. A cruel irony? So... it's a movie about an archaeologist is it? Because this is what real archaeologists do? So... should the whole thing have been drawn on papyrus and flipped in front of a camera really fast? Would that have been more apt?

He is right about his next point, though. There isn't a ton of suspense in this picture, but I'm sorry... did you think the giant boulder was going to run him over in Raiders? Because I sure the fuck didn't. Of course Indy survives all of it. He's Indiana Fucking Jones. He is a super hero. That's the bloody point. It's a 30's serial picture. Indiana Jones isn't an archaeologist or a professor, that's his alter-ego. He's a fucking Super Man. You're completely forgetting the series if you think for a second we're going to see weakness in Indy beyond getting punched and knocked down a few times. This isn't the Bucket List, it's INDIANA JONES. He could be 90, he'd still fuck a guy up. That's the point. That's the basis they work from. It's not based on realism, it's based on comic pulp.

The final thing a lot of people have an issue with is the denouement. I'm sorry. Was it more believable when it was the Ark of the Covenant? Or Shiva's Temple? Because that was pretty random/crazy paranormal bullshit. The only part of the end that didn't feel EXACTLY like an Indiana Jones movie was the very/very end. It felt more like a bookend than a part of the flick. Other than that, we hit the main point of why this movie was great for what it was:

It got it. It felt like an Indiana Jones movie. He was a super hero, he put on the hat, he went to an exotic location on a plane while a red line showed us on the map what exotic location he was going to. He used the whip, he punched the enemies of America, he was charming. It felt like it had way more place in the series than Temple of Doom.

A lot of people have been getting all uppity because it didn't go into serious character development. But none of the movies did. I'll say it one more time: 30's FUCKING SERIALS. There was only one point in this movie where it really fell apart, and that was Shia playing Tarzan. Completely stupid, unnecessary, and all I could think of was King Kong while it was happening. It was the only time the CG was really distracting.

It had everything you want in an Indiana Jones movie. Indy kicking ass, a strong female heroine, some russkies/nazis to beat up on, a bunch of throw backs to the original movie... it was all in there. The music was great, the locations were wonderful... it had all the great Indy tropes of cheesy sci-fi pulp. Nazca lines, crazy tribal warriors, nazi/russian obsession with the occult, Crystal Skull myths, references to Milton... this movie did it exactly right in terms of setting the mood for an Indiana Jones movie.

It's a terrible screen play, but it was supposed to be a terrible screen play. It's Indiana Jones. They weren't going to give us the joy that is Raiders of the Lost Ark again.

Was it as good as Raiders? No. Was it a damned good flick that has every right to be included in the canon? Fucking rights it does. Anyone who says this doesn't feel like an Indiana Jones movie has never seen an Indiana Jones movie. Best super hero flick of the Summer.

And I add something written by some friend of LeHah's.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some friend of LeHah's
Self respect demands that you defriend these people. Never speak to
them again. They are a cancer. What they spread is the kind of crap
that eats away at the soul and makes a point of preventing you from
ever enjoying anything again. I am absolutely serious.

If they released Last Crusade today, that part of the internet would
be furious about how it wasn't as serious and dark as Temple of Doom
and how awful it was that it used characters from the original movie
instead of a new supporting cast. And here's the thing: the internet
would be *right* on every single critical point except the one that
actually matters - that Last Crusade was a great movie and a heck of a
lot of fun to go see.

Here's what the stupids on the internet don't get: academic
criticism is a *game*, not a science. Here is how the game works: in
any single situation ever it is possible to use your tiny human brain
to break apart any piece of art. Anyone can come up with pretty words
to explain why every movie or book or painting in the universe has
some terrible flaw. And it will sound especially convincing to idiots.

It's something English majors and people who glue dinosaurs back
together do to pass the time without taking even slightly seriously
that somehow got picked up by worst scum imaginable. That crap is what
happens when your little brother finds your Magic cards - he thinks
it's so cool that his vast intellectual superior has fun with this and
so he makes up his own rules, tears up the cards in frustration and
drools all over the place. In this case, I'm absolutely sure that I'm
not speaking figuratively.

Here's the bottom line: Crystal Skull was a good time. It makes all
the mistakes we imagined it would... it manages to make some of them
work in ways we never expected and falls flat on others. It also does
a lot of other *entertaining* (oh my!) things that I hadn't counted
on. I left the theater happy and I am much, much smarter than anyone
on your friends list.

CONCEPTUAL SPOILERS FOLLOW:

The amazing thing about Crystal Skull is that it's just another
Indiana Jones movie. It's abjectly not the brooding twilight farewell
movie we all assumed it would be. Spielberg/Lucas/whoever made this
movie (hurrr - nobody actually cares) managed to make a movie that
pretends we've been watching Indiana Jones movies for the past 19
years and that this is another one of them. The movie actually
directly apologizes for the fact that this didn't really happen at one
point. It's very cool.

It goes through hoop after hoop after hoop to create this illusion.
When Spielberg says it's just another movie, he's not trying to
deflect criticism -- he's directly stating the point of the film. I
could go on and on about what it does well and what it screws up (it
does many things well and screws up many others)... but whats the
point. Go have a good time at the movies

Allow me to be succinct for all you putzes who are going to be tl;dr, and I WILL spoiler this bit.

Spoiler:
Aliens are no more fucking ridiculous than the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Fucking Grail. Crazy ghost angels that melt faces are just as fucking strange as inter-dimensional beings. The only mistake they make is in making Ox EXPLAIN exactly what they are.

The swinging in the trees with monkeys is fucking stupid, yes.

Of COURSE fucking Indiana Jones acts like a super hero. He IS a goddamn super hero. Do people need to wear tights for you prats to understand that movie genre when you see it?

This movie felt EXACTLY like an Indy flick. It did it's job. It felt like it could have been Indiana Jones 12. It was great for that. And you want to know why we can know that? Because film historians and critics who reviewed the original trilogy agree on it. You know who doesn't? Kids on the internet.

Cat9 May 28, 2008 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Hantei (Post 609798)
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...his unexplained death kinda contradicts the events of the Last Crusade where he and Indy drank from the Holy Grail. I thought that granted them eternal youth (life).

I believe you had to keep drinking from it for eternal life.

SpaceOddity May 28, 2008 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Hantei (Post 609798)
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his unexplained death kinda contradicts the events of the Last Crusade where he and Indy drank from the Holy Grail. I thought that granted them eternal youth (life).

I think all of that was "voided" after Elsa crossed the seal with the Grail. Also, I think Indy would've had to take the old Knight's place in order to truly remain immortal. That's how I've always understood it, at least...

Saw this a few days ago... I wish they hadn't included as much CGI - especially for so many of the backdrops - but overall I'd say this was the third best Indy film, after Raiders and Last Crusade. Definitely better than Temple of Doom. Then again, it doesn't take much to be better than ToD... heh.

Diversion May 28, 2008 05:06 PM

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It would have been better had they not acknowledged his father at all. Not to disrespect the character, but Marion's only nodded at a single time in passion after Raiders, Short Round disappears as a whole, etc. This is the type of movie where you don't have to acknowledge the fate of a character, because it's styled in a way that the adventures are independent.

Hantei May 28, 2008 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by SpaceOddity (Post 610074)
I think all of that was "voided" after Elsa crossed the seal with the Grail. Also, I think Indy would've had to take the old Knight's place in order to truly remain immortal. That's how I've always understood it, at least...

Actually now that I recall what the old knight said "But beware the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundry, and the price, of immortality." Heh, so that actually does explain it.

Misogynyst Gynecologist May 28, 2008 05:39 PM

Immortality means you don't die from age, it doesn't mean you're ageless, per se.


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