Snakes On A Plane (Trailer)
 

I did a search and couldnt find anything so forgive me if this was already posted but we could always use this thread to talk about it:
http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane

Wow, this is actually going to be the most awesome film ever! How can it fail, really? 0.0 10 minutes of plot and an hour and 20 of snakes killing and being killed

"Enough is enough. I've had it with these snakes."

Catchphrase of the year.

Those poor snakes....

.....

Poor snakes....

Having to subject themselves to this movie.

All this movie needs is an awesome title song with Lil John

This is quite seriously my most anticipated movie in years. It's like some elaborate hoax, except it isn't; it is completely ingenious.

Why is the CG so bad.

Snakes on a Plane needs no mother fuckin' CG.

Why are all your posts the exact same fucking shit?

According to Wikipedia

And, while most people have seen the promotional image, here it is again:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...naplane1js.jpg

I read an article that said they wanted to change the name of the movie, but Samuel L. Jackson threatened to pull out of it if they didn't leave it as Snakes on a Plane.

This will be a movie event.


Edit: Damnit, seconds too late.

The best part of the trailer was that one guy grabbing the snake with a very 'shocked' expression on his face. Oh and the snake crawling between that old lady's breasts.

This is going to be the greatest movie of 2006 period. It's going to win the next two years for best picture at the oscars, and Sam Jackson is going to pick up not only best lead male in the movie, but also best supporting actor as well.

Don't forget Hellraiser =p, anyway while this movie does sound funny in a sense I'm still gonna see it just to see Sam kill some muthafucking snakes :biggrin:

just saw the teaser for this movie and all I have to say is "woah"
This is by far the most unexpected trailer I've seen this year (next to DOA). Even the plot is out of this world. I bet it'll even have a surprise ending like, the snake being sucked out of the plane and into a boat then by next yeat we'll have "snakes on boats" or better yet bus ~_~

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Check out THIS NEW TRAILER

Man, Slither (that slug movie that looks like a remake of Night of the Creeps. Is that what it's called?) now Snakes on a Plane. Shit son, I'm there. I imagine theatres will be sold out for days when this comes out. With a name like Snakes on a Plane, instant success.

Mr. Jackson seems real desperate for movie roles...

He just recognises a quality film when he sees one.

Well, we can all say that Jackson has completely lost his fucking mind.

Heh, I still laugh every time I see that guy grabbing the snake. He looked as if he was going to eat the thing!

I really hope they're just marketing this as a serious movie so that when people go see it and its a comedy, it'll actually be good. What are the chances of that though?

By the way, I don't see how it is even possible for this movie to be longer than, I dunno, 35 minutes. And that's with a generous backstory.

Are you telling me you'd turn down a movie called Snakes on a PLANE?!

Indeed, and remember:

Coming in 2008, the sequel:

Snakes on a Submarine

Slither looks like it actually has wit though. Like it'll be funny scary, Evil Dead style.

Snakes on a Plane is just fucking insane.

But, JT, that is what makes it so Oscar-worthy.

...which was said already just a few posts above yours...

That's what I was quoting, and why I said "remember". :dopey_love:

It was in response to the "Samuel must be desperate" business.

If all the snakes are poisonous, why the hell was there an anaconda (it came crashing down through the lights or something)?

That's the end of level boss.

I don't see the correlation between Samuel being desperate for roles and him wanting the name "Snakes on a Plane"

Oh and don't forget to check this new trailer in case you missed it in a previous post

Well, at the end of the day, it's Samuel L. Jackson — to think that he'd take on something like this out of acting desperation as opposed to finding the name and concept absolutely hilarious as various accounts would imply seems kind of preposterous to me.

Maybe I just don't know much about the whole acting scene, though. :(

That's what most base actors WOULD do, actually, now that I think about it. Not just Samuel.

I had a dream about this movie. It sucked.

(But only because I got my face eaten)

I want one of those shirts. They are most righteous.

I agree — I think I might order one next week.

Also, enemy list.

:lolsign:

YES YES YES YES YES
The ending was the best part.

why do you fail at punctuation.

sup, worst film of the year?
Samuel L. Jackson really can't say no, can he?

That movie may be the coming of Armageddon, but damn, those t-shirts ROCK. I want one.

Seriously.

You don't get it. It's terrible, yes, but that's why it's going to be so good. That's why he did it, because it's just so stupid. Just thinking of the title makes me laugh. SNAKES ON A PLANE.

Everything about it is bad. Bad acting, bad special effects, bad dialog, but it's completely intentional.

It's one thing to try to make a serious movie and have it turn out awful, but to make an awful movie and know you're doing it from the start? Well, it works for the Wayans brothers.

I wasn't aware that there was something to "get".
the fact that the idea is ridiculous and the film will be more of a comedy than a horror flick is far from above my head, my friend. but the fact that it looks absurdly hilarious doesn't make it any better. shit, I will definately still see it, even if it is making the Larry the Cable Guy movie look like fucking art house material.
I was just amazed that, given his abilities, Samuel L. Jackson still finds time to do movies like Deep Blue Sea, the Man, and, of course, Snakes On A Plane.

OH SNAP

Next movie: SHARKS ON A TRAIN

I keep hoping that he'll die the same he did in Deep Blue Sea. while giving a motivational speech.

Just one question: Is the movie intended to be a spoof/ a movie that knows its bad?

I might just order one of those shirts.

Yes.

It's supposed to be a callback to old stupid B-movies.

HYDRA MUCH!?1

I heard about this over on GAF, and just about every place I've frequented has been talking about this flick.... simply because of the name. Either way, it sounds like a B-movie spoof like most others have said.

I'll one-up you, galen. How about Sharks on the Soul Train.

Awesome, that makes the movie that much more awesomer in anticipation.

...... snakes on a plane... how exciting can it get? and how many snakes can they get on a plane? maybe if it was a shit load of snakes on a plane...

Check out the trailer jouhou, there's a bucketload of snakes (at least) (Link to trailer in my sig, the SoaP part).

How did the boss snake get in the light fixture in the first place?

To power up for his attack, duh :edgartpg:

I don't know... its a snake, it probably crawled into it.

Samuel L. Jackson talks about Snakes on a Plane.

ISSSSSS FUN!!!!

This would be the best movie ever if they showed a health meter for the boss.

Yes I would... but then again, I'm not an actress.

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/637...onalogo2du.jpg

SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN LOGO!

http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/697/697887p1.html

Wow, this film cant fail! Not now its Rated R

This movie is perfect now.

I do believe Snakes on a Plane will now be made of win and gold.

Oh my FUCKING god are they serious..?

Seriously. There's no way this movie can actually fail. At all. If that line makes it into the film I won't have any reason to see any other movie this year.

This movie is so awesome, it deserves to make the top page again.

And Lewis... dude, Orochimaru needs to cameo in this movie.. :'D

Possible line from the movie?

Nice edit, unless it's actually real.

http://www.topatoco.com/artwork/snakes-aa-big.gif

T-Shirt of the year.

Where can I get that shirt, or another SOAP shirt?

HOLY SHIT NEED THAT SHIRT NOW

I will definitely be seeing this movie at cinemas :p Something that makes me laugh this hard whenever I hear the name or see anything regarding it has got to worthy of my money :p

I mean, in my group of friend's, we now use exclamations of "Snakes on a Plane!! You BETTER be afraid, muddafucker!" to counter lulls in conversation, or to let someone know that they just made a really crap joke. It illicits a hearty laugh every time ^___^

The above also applies to Sammy's new catch phrase for this movie. I look forward to him reaping "great vengence and Fuuuurious anger" on the muddafucking snakes :p;):p

I wouldn't be suprised if this movie makes a handsome profit out of notoriety alone ;)

I plan on making a whole getup when I see the movie, now I have to find a bunch of plush snakes to put around mah neck.

Beanie Babies like fuck m i rite

God I find the wierdest things when I read my webcomics and dare look at the creator's news post:

Snakes on a Plane (the Music Video)

I'm willing to bet this on the soundtrack. :ashamed:

Ugh.

You know, the Internet ruined this (originally shitty anyway) movie.

1. The movie executives named it Snakes on a Plane (as a working title).
2. Internet catches on to it, it sounds like a hilariously bad movie.
3. The movie executives want to keep the movie serious and change the title to something crappy like "Flight 168" or something.
4. Samuel Jackson and the Internet fight for it to be called Snakes on a Plane.
5. The hype grows on the Internet.
6. The fad pretty much gets tired after the first few months.
7. Movie executives decide to cash in on the teenage "popularity," turn movie into gimmicky, emo-song laden mainstream shit. Clothes infiltrate Hot Topic.


The only good part of this whole process was step 2, when it sounded like a hilariously bad movie with the movie executives being out of the loop.

Don't forget the step where they went back and reshot scenes to fit in the memes.

Anywho, I don't care how bad this is going to be. The worse the better I figure. It'll just be fun to dress up in a suit and afro wig.

ALL YOUR SNAKES ARE BELONG TO US!

Edit: It could've been better if they had put in Solid Snake.

Metal Gear Solid 5: Snake's on a Plane!

I'm gonna see if I can score a trip to the cinema for once rather than just sitting around watching bootlegs all the time. This is the sort of shit I need to be seeing on the big screen.

They did. He's crouched behind the pilot seat and Snake from The Simpsons appears to be looking at him.