Would you wear these tshirts?
 

http://www.tshirthell.com/worsethanhell.shtml

I mean, I can laugh at shirts like this when I see them on a website. But if I would see someone actually wearing one, I don't know how I'd react, I'd probably be somewhat disgusted. I can't tell if these shirts are for people who are seriously assholes, or people who are just trying to be rebellious towards society (or is that the same thing..). Would any of you wear a tshirt that's offensive like this? I don't think I'd be able to, even though a few of them are pretty damn funny.

I really don't like the site as a whole as most of them are really inappropriate. Funny they may be, some people don't need to worry about indecency in the public.

The only one that is any good is the Stupidity Causes Cancer one, which is refering to cigarettes. The rest are stupid and seem to have been thought up by a 13 year old.

Nope, not for a second. I think all the human-rights people would try to kill me.

I have the "Mace just makes me hornier." one, but I never really wear it. I mostly bought it out of a joke between a circle of friends and needlessly to say it was quite a laugh when we went out that night.

I own the killing Jesus one, the Rape is no laughing matter one, the school shootings one, Jesus did it for the chicks, I beat cancer, and I also bought Christopher Reeve's wheelchair on Ebay. The way I look at it, if you can't deal with the most benign of offensive free speech, you are really hanging in the wrong country.

I also have one that says "Never trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

I personally wouldn't wear those shirts, but I wouldn't care if I saw someone else wearing. I would actually like to be around someone else who was wearing them, just to see what kind of reaction it would get from people. The only reason I wouldn't wear them is because I hate people always coming up to me and asking what my shirt says.

Ehhhhggg yuck. No way. I'd rather be shirtless actually. AND I certainly wouldn't wanna communicate with someone wearing it...

I really liked the Mace one and the killing Jesus one, but I don't think I'd have the balls to wear either of them in public. Denicalis have you ever gotten comments from people for wearing those shirts?

I'd never wear one of those shirts, although they do seem to be marketed towards the male population anyways. :p Most of the lines aren't even funny. I seriously hear enough of those sorts of things anyways. As for the people wearing the really offensive, stupid ones-- they lose a couple respect points from me. I don't have any problems with the satiric ones though.

Not to worry, they also cater to babies. If you click on whatever link at the top, it takes you to a section of shirts for babies. The more notable ones "Priest Magnet" "They shake me!" "All Daddy wanted was a blowjob." Can you imagine dressing a baby of yours up in a shirt like this?? I can't believe there's even a market for it. For personal shirts yes, but for dressing up babies??

Oh yea, tons of them. A lot of them are people laughing, but I get bitched at by the religious right soldiers every now and again. Hellfire and brimstone stuff, mostly. I point out that I'm not offended by them wearing crosses openly, so they can fuck right off.

Oh yea, because not conversing with someone based on the t-shirt they're wearing, that's open minded and marks you as a true intellectual. I mean, of all the things worth getting worked up about, is fabric really one of them? Am I out burning down churches because I don't believe in Christ? Am I beating women or oppressing minorities? I'm sure not. You need to learn how to pick your battles, sweetheart. You'll never talk to anyone if you're offended by some minor part of them.

I don't own many shirts with words, and I'd probably never wear any from that site. I see others wearing shirts with all sorts of words and phrases, and that's fine. I just don't enjoy the offensive ones.

Really? The lady who runs the angst part of this site doesn't like offensive wording? Colour me shocked. Next you'll tell me you stand against racism. I think my favourite reaction to date was a little kid who walked past me, pointed at the Jesus figure giving the thumbs up and said: "Mommy, it's Jesus!" and the mom doesn't so much as look up and just says "That's not really Jesus, Chris. That's the devil trying to make you sin by pretending." I literally doubled over laughing.

:tpg: Any shirt that shows Jesus smiling is blasphemy anyway, thanks to the thumbs up Jesus shirt. I bet they even claim that to be a sinful shirt because it's portraying Jesus as a happy guy, God forbid.

I think the shirts are stupid and I wouldn't want to go anywhere near them or anyone wearing them. If you don't agree with what's on them, why would you wear it? (and wearing something just to get a reaction is childish anyway)

Mixed bag here. Not that I'd wear any of these out in public, but the Native Americans and Cervical Cancer ones put a grin on my face. But some of these are beyond retarded.

Yeah... That horse one is sick. I can't see anyone wearing that shirt and make it look unoffensive.

I find killing Jesus, Christopher Reeve, Parkinson's, and soldier #3000 funny.

Okay, seriously, you're calling someone who wouldn't converse with a person wearing a shirt that says something offensive a non-intellectual. What about the person wearing that shirt. Could you honestly say that you would be proud to wear that shirt and not feel bad at all?

"I (PLANE) NY"
"I SURFED THE TSUNAMI 12/26/2004"
"SCHOOL SHOOTINGS TOUR
1998-2005 T-SHIRT"

Here, allow me to make some shirts that they should sell.

"CANADA, COME HERE IF YOU'RE A PUSSY"
"PEARL HARBOR IS THE BOMB!"
"CANADA, OUR ASSES CHASE YOU!"

Needless to say, I honestly wish that anyone who wears that shirt dies a painful death...the disrespectful ones anyways.

Well, I -own- the school shootings shirt. And as for shirts that mock Canada, dear, they exist. And they make me laugh. And yes, I think it's pretty fucking childish to not converse with someone based on what they're wearing. If they're screaming about how you should laugh at their very funny shirt, then by all means, ignore them. But if they're wearing a shirt that says he'd kill Jesus, you might want to take the time to sit back and consider the possibility of it being tongue and cheek, or just pure amusement. Try to not be quite so simple.

No because people who wear those are just attention-seeking losers. Oh look at me! I'm hard because I can wear offensive slogans on my shirt!! REBEL AGAINST SOCIETY!!! Fuck that.

Yes, because everyone who wears that shirt is the angsty kid we all went to highschool with. I know I'm actively "fighting the man" in t-shirt form. It's certainly not that I think they're funny. You can stop being simple, too.

Angsty AND defensive. The complete package!

Rock out with your cock out, brother. You're doing fine.

And he's clever too! Talk about being simple!


I wonder what rhyme he'll do next.

Mate, I'm really not going to sit here and debate your insipid position concerning t-shirts to angst ratio. It's not like we're sitting back and discussing the idiocy of people who wear Che shirts while having no clue who he really was or what he really did, or the latest trends of having Mao on everything. It's a joke t-shirt that people wear as a lark. There's no social commentary there. The Jesus one I can claim the slightest commentary for I guess, as an atheist, but that's not why I own it. I own it because it makes me chuckle. I own a school shootings t-shirt because I think it's ridiculous. I'm not trying to disassemble the structure of society with my cotton-blend brand of fist raising. The thing is that your argument is too simple. Not everyone who owns the shirt is an angsty little bitch. I also have a shirt that says "I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself." Does that fight against society? I don't think so. You're overreaching with your belief and you know it.

We could avoid the whole t-shirts issue altogether. We just need to start a global trend... something everyone would wear. All you need are some gloves, some stockings, flippers and a sleeping bag.

Yeah, maybe I'm overgeneralizing and not everyone who owns a joke t-shirt is angsty. But to interpret my statement as an all-encompassing one is a pretty simple way to take something as well. Of course it doesn't mean that everyone that wears those t-shirts is the same. Regardless of the wording I chose, it's just a generalization. Live with it. The fact that you got defensive about it sheds hints that you got offended by the statement and is therefore part of the group I described. Based on what I've seen through personal experience, all the kids wearing those shirts are attention-seeking brats. If you're not one of them, good for you. To get defensive about a generalization only makes it seem like you're actually part of the generalization. Stop taking the internet so seriously.

And there's where I stop talking to you. Cop out. Enjoy your thread. We're finished.

Notice how he focuses on something that has nothing to do with the topic because he seriously got owned in the rest of my replies. Predictable? Yes. Idiotic? Yes. Denicalis? Yes.

Spike, you're still placing all people who wear these shirts into a stereotyped category and automatically judging them based on what they wear. It doesn't matter if you think there can be exceptions, because you're probably convinced that you'd never personally meet an exception. I also doubt you think Denicalis is an exception because you already called him angsty in an earlier post without any provication. You talk the talk but don't walk the walk, so shut the fuck up.

I mean I guess it boils down to whether you're wearing the shirt to piss people off, or to make people with a similar sense of humor laugh. Either way, there'll still be more people offended by the shirt than who will find it funny.

Personaly I wouldn't wear any of the shirts on the site. Even though I have shirts that do have sayings on them (My personal favorites are "Mad Cow burgers" and "I beat the smart kids.") but those shirts do nothing for me. They're to....how do I say it....out there and a little stupid if you ask me. Even though I find some of them funny (The Hittler Pilsbury dough boy one's funny so is the "You Can't Have Manslaughter Without Laughter" one.)....I just can't see myself wearing any of those though....I'm not that kind of person. Besides, as was stated before....most of the shirts their are made for the mid/late teens - adult male crowd so...that could have something to do with it.

But as for seeing anyone wearing the shirts. I wouldn't be offended. It's their choice to wear the shirt in the first place. And if they just wanted to wear it to get a rise out of people....then good for them....their choice.

Me Personally, I don't like wearing clothing with sayings on them. I like blank, different colored (usually solid) shirts. I don't like the idea of being a billboard for a message or company, and I also don't like the idea of a person stopping to look at what my shirt says. I suppose the shirt would have to say something I "really" feel, and it would have to be short and sweet. I used to have a shirt that said "Quit Work Make Music" but I can't seem to find it.

I don't mind people who wear shirts with slogans or logos on them. I've never seen anyone wear the shirts on that site, but if I did, it'd be a good laugh. My whole thing is life is pretty much pointless, so might as well laugh at everything and anything that can go wrong. If anyone has a problem with what I say or do, I'd like to see them try and stop me. Seriously. :P I respect anyone who can wear one of those shirts, as long as they're not blaring obvious about it.

I wouldn't wear any of those shirts just because they really aren't my style, but they are the type of shirt that I would stop to look at in the mall just to have a laugh. it's usually pretty amusing to see what they come up with, but it's not something that I'd spend money on unless there was some obscure memory tied in to whatever joke happens to be there.

:'D! ahaha I would love to see a picture of that shirt.

Those shirts are so stupid. I hope whoever gets one of those gets their assed beat when they step outside.

Would I wear one? Probably not. It's not exactly something I would wear but I do think a bunch of those are funny as hell. I've seen kids wearing them and no one ever got their "assed beat" by wearing them. Just some weird stares here and there.

Oh? Tell me, what would you put on one if these are so stupid?

Anything could be considered offensive. Like, a shirt that read, 'Pink fluffy bunnies'. Bunnies! Bunnies reproduce. Reproduction is something that happens when you have sex. People wear shirts with the Confederate flag on them at my school and most of them know they're being offensive, but they do it anyways. What's wrong with wearing one of the ones in the link?
But to answer your question, why the hell not. As long as it's not stupid like, 'Hrhrhr I'm smart ur dumb' or something that sounds like it came from Daria.

The "I beat cancer (and by cancer I mean children)" one is actually pretty funny, in my opinion, just because it's so clearly false. I guess the same can be said for the majority of these shirts.

Sure, they're "politically incorrect", but nobody would wear a shirt saying they kill kids and be serious...right?

Actually--you strayed from the topic--Would you wear these t-shirts--after Denicalis answered that yes, he would--since he owned some of them.

I wouldn't wear any of those shirts simply because they aren't my style of humor. I like the ones that look innocent, then hit you with the punch line.

For example, I had this:

"If you love something, let it go free.
If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it."

YEAH!

Hah! Lek, as always, I love your sense of humour. That's fantastic. Personally, I'd have tossed a picture of Jesse Ventura in Predator on it for good measure.

I think a good 95% of them are just the kind that you'd get total assholes wearing and attention seekers and the like.

there are 2 or 3 good ones though

I dig the t-shirts, but I don't see anything that I really like. It isn't the offensive factor, but rather, they just don't reflect my attitude. I wear a shirt that says "Girls Girls Girls" across the top, "Red Light District, Amsterdam" on the bottom, and a naked lady poll dancing in the middle. Full nudity, and I wear it at work. I think it is a great shirt, and yes, I love the Red Light District. I don't care about offending people, but rather I need to wear what really expresses my taste.

I have a number of t-shirts from BOffensive.com that are better than this.

In particular - "Your Girlfriend, My Whore" and "Your Girlfriend Loves Black Cock"

Funny thing, that happened to me once. Wasn't because I was wearing the Cancer is Contagious shirt though...

Interesting factoid about the School Shootings shirt: It's original intention, from what I've gathered, was to provide another form of funding to the victims and their families.

I find some of the BabyHell ones quite funny, and I wouldn't see any problems with actually using them... just look at the photos in their gallery...

I would not wear these myself, but I got a firend who wears one daily! This is the site that he shops from.