Your Last Words
 

If you were about to die what would be your last words before you die?

TIME PARADOX

Now where did I put my...

While I was still healthy, I secretly acquired a decent amount of money and it's located...

my life is a joke

Mine wouldn't be so much much words as it would be t-(-_-)t at whatever is causing me to die. If its a heart attack, double deuce the heart. If it was a car, double deuce the driver, and so on.

"It better be for real this time... f--- you god."

"My life sucked anyway."

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS

"don't worry, it's not loaded."

FINISH HIM.

It would probably depend on the situation that caused me to die--people/person I'm with, how I died, etc. However, in most cases my last words would probably be something like, "So this is how it ends..."

I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

Death is only the beginning.

"What a spam topic"

"This sucks.."

I have never, in my whole fucking life, seen this many unfunny responses in a thread. I seriously hope you're all bloody proud of yourselves. Yes, the topic sucked, but instead of just letting it die you all had to throw in your HORRIBLE fucking jokes. It's not that you're all bad people, you're just all insipid people. I hope you all do die. Your final words can be "I regret only that I'm a witless fuckwad."

"rosebud" lol

"Fuck it. I wasn't planning on living forever anyway and I had a great time."

Oh it'd have to be something ironic like: "Ah'm leavin'"

Reference to Citizen Kane?

NintendooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Crackers in thy pants, and waffles in the morning. QUICK! Before the light runs through the melon of catastrophe, get rid of thine dirty sunscreen, and obey thy cave forever!"

I wasn't joking.

But really this thread does borderline err well spam. :)

No, he was referencing the lesser known "rosebud" reference in Casablanca II - Escape from Alcatraz.

I would either be "boppity boo" or "dum diddly." Those are just random phrases that I find myself saying for no apparent reason, although I do use them a lot during awkward silences. ;)

It's like a part of my personality... :1zhelp:

"At least there's a happy ending."

Wow, those awkward silences just got a whole lot more awkward, didn't they? :lolsign:

"(stern voice) Hey! Don't be sad! (smiles) Celebrate that I'm going somewhere better!"
I hope I could really say that with 100% confidence :)

You won't. Unless you become a born-again Christian on your deathbed like most.

I'd probably die in my sleep, so my last words would be: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

Would you consider zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz a word though?

"I got everything under control."

Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?

"seacrest OUT !"
or
"Veni, Vidi, Vici"

"To be concluded"
or
"You just look like him."

lol, what a spam-inviting topic.:D