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kinkymagic Feb 17, 2007 04:48 PM

Damn, What happened to Britney.
 
It's official, Britney Spears has lost it.

The Plane Is A Tiger Feb 17, 2007 05:00 PM

Oh god, it's the second coming of Sinead O'Connor.

Grail Feb 17, 2007 05:35 PM

So should we just sub in the picture of the Pope with Emperor Palpatine?


UNLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMITEEEED POOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

Musharraf Feb 17, 2007 05:39 PM

She looks like Demi Moore in that movie

Gechmir Feb 17, 2007 05:50 PM

Quote:

Meanwhile, an e-mail on Tuesday from Spears' former assistant said the pop star needs to get her act together because she is headed for "rock bottom."
HEADED for? She has BEEN at rock bottom.

And I'm savoring it ;D Skinhead? Awesome.

Insert a curb-stomping Neo-nazi picture!

parKbench Feb 17, 2007 06:02 PM

At the top...rock bottom...who cares...she's still got more money right now then I'll ever see in my lifetime.

Mucknuggle Feb 17, 2007 06:07 PM

Britney is finally letting her white trailer park trash side out.

Grail Feb 17, 2007 06:35 PM

I expect to see a lifetime movie about this by next week, guaranteed.

It'll be about how Spears is actually the leader in feminism, and that K'Fed was actually a wife beater that was cheating on Britney with other wifebeaters, and that she ultimately shot him after a showdown between her, her friend, and K-Fed. The title will be aptly named "Speared into a corner: The Britney Spears Story of strength, love and a woman's strive to survive."

xman25 Feb 17, 2007 07:10 PM

http://www.britneygallery.org/albums...ve021607_1.jpg

http://www.britneygallery.org/albums...e021607_10.jpg

http://www.britneygallery.org/albums...008/a1GI4R.jpg

http://www.britneygallery.org/albums...ve021607_2.jpg

http://www.britneygallery.org/albums...ve021607_3.jpg

http://www.britneygallery.org/albums...ve021607_8.jpg

http://www.britneygallery.org/albums...bald300tp0.jpg
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Fantastic!!!

xman25

Grail Feb 17, 2007 07:59 PM

She's pissed she didn't get to play the part of the rider in Ghost Rider, why lie?

xman25 Feb 17, 2007 08:37 PM

Some more pictures:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/3...52c7de8d_o.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/3...c123890f_o.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/3...c7a6f27e_o.jpg
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xman25

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 17, 2007 10:48 PM

Apparently Willy the pimp has finally taken his toll on this trash whore. I wonder what Federline thinks?

Drex Feb 17, 2007 11:14 PM

Wait, so she kept the hair in the back, or is it all gone now? At any rate, her face isn't right for female baldness. Natalie Portman can pull it off; Britney's just a cheap knock-off.

xman25 Feb 17, 2007 11:29 PM

There are a some people on ebay claiming they have some of Britney's hair that she shaved off and they are trying to sell it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-H...QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEWS-ALERT-BRITN...QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.com/Britney-Spears-H...QQcmdZViewItem

Two of the people are in Pennsylvania, so I don't know how they got the hair. Britney shaved her hair off in Los Angeles.

Britney shaved it all off: http://www.foxnews.com/images/263064...7_britney1.jpg

I'm sure there will be more pictures in the coming days.

xman25

Muzza Feb 17, 2007 11:33 PM

Haha, oh damn she looks hideous with the hair just on the back of her head.

White Trash: Birtney Spears

Before:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57...ears-index.jpg

After:
http://www.britneygallery.org/albums...e021607_10.jpg

*gouges eyes out*

@ eBay: Oh God, how sad.

I poked it and it made a sad sound Feb 17, 2007 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drex (Post 393240)
Natalie Portman can pull it off; Britney's just a cheap knock-off.

Ahaha, I just said that same exact thing to my best friend.

I dunno, man. She HAS hit rock bottom alright. I wonder what she'll do next for the publicity. I wish I had a pool going.

I almost feel pity for her being so desperate. Almost.

xman25 Feb 17, 2007 11:43 PM

On one hand I feel sad about Britney, but on the other hand I can't wait to see what she does next. Especially after what she just did with her hair. Gee-fucking-wiz, by the time she gets done with her shit she will need a team of mental health professionals to figure her out. There are people in the world who should NOT have kids, I think she might be one of them.

xman25

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 17, 2007 11:51 PM

Great avatar xman. lolies all the way.

The one day marriage, Federline, kissing Madonna, kids, beaver shots and God knws what else and you hhave to ask yourself what the next step will be.

xman25 Feb 18, 2007 12:33 AM

1 Attachment(s)
Some one did a photoshop picture: http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...BritNoHair.gif

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/1487/britneynd4.jpg

xman25

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 18, 2007 12:52 AM

What was photoshopped? Her shotout stomach?

xman25 Feb 18, 2007 01:03 AM

Well, the androgyny picture (one with all the black), somebody probably used photoshop to make the image (the black, the text, and changing the color of Britney). The pictures of Britney in my last post are all really her. The one with blood (or whatever that stuff is) on her stomach (attachment picture) is her getting a tattoo, I think. "Shotout"... meaning?

xman25

Koneko Feb 18, 2007 01:18 AM

And now the million dollar question... Why does anyone care?

Seriously, why does anyone care she shaved her head? Is the media just desparate for non-Anna Nicole related news fodder?

Dee Feb 18, 2007 01:35 AM

Her arms look like they've gained 5 lbs. each. How sad. I don't think this is directly caused by childbirth, but at the same time, she has let herself go. This is probably a move by her to seek the attention she once had. I think she just went nuts. Just let her be...

The Plane Is A Tiger Feb 18, 2007 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koneko (Post 393358)
And now the million dollar question... Why does anyone care?

Seriously, why does anyone care she shaved her head? Is the media just desparate for non-Anna Nicole related news fodder?

Isn't everyone desperate for non-Anna Nicole related news? That was played out within an hour at most, yet we got 24 hour coverage for several days. This is at least mildly amusing in a "Haha, moron," way.

Ashtaroth Feb 18, 2007 01:49 AM

...It's so sad... I used to want my everlasting way with her, continuing until the wee hours of my retirement. Now, I can't think of anything but gouging my own eyes out with a sautering iron.

Sian Feb 18, 2007 11:44 AM

Someone lock that girl into rehab...

She may have her kids taken off her next.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 18, 2007 11:56 AM

xman, I meant "shot out," like a beautiful car that just got totalled but somehow still runs.

parKbench Feb 18, 2007 12:03 PM

I don't think anyone could take her kids from her, she has too much money.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 18, 2007 12:12 PM

Plus she's the "star" and the Mother. I've seen women that don't work and are on welfare get to keep their kids over a working father.

parKbench Feb 18, 2007 12:18 PM

Unless she is caught on tape abusing, or putting her children in danger; no judge wold take a mother's children away from her....even then, since it is Brittney Spears, that might not be enough.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 18, 2007 12:20 PM

Like Michael Jackson and the hanging child incident. =XX

parKbench Feb 18, 2007 12:23 PM

I think the problem is when people get too much money, they lose their freaking minds.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 18, 2007 12:30 PM

I see it as once they get the money (and fame in this instance) they feel they have the freedom to display their true self. Whether they're a star or they just have a regular job that gives them a lot of money.

Locke Feb 18, 2007 12:57 PM

See what happens when you show your dirty cooch to the papparazzi? you go and shave your hair... Fucking twats.

Jochie Feb 18, 2007 01:43 PM

Take that, the Donald! Now whose hair or lack thereof is most noteworthy in its absurdity?

JackTheRipper Feb 18, 2007 01:43 PM

I think she should be forced to enlist in the military now.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 18, 2007 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jochie (Post 393688)
Take that, the Donald! Now whose hair or lack thereof is most noteworthy in its absurdity?

What? Is this some sort of shot towards Donald Trump?

Drex Feb 18, 2007 01:55 PM

Apparently female baldness is supposed to trump (haha) hideous combovers. I dunno.

xman25 Feb 18, 2007 07:57 PM

http://img153.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp..._122_117lo.jpg

I found the picture. I think it's pretty good.

xman25

Azreous Feb 18, 2007 08:10 PM

Unfortunately, she can never look as good as this.

http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/p...-norton-01.jpg

Sad, because she used to be pretty damn attractive.

Soluzar Feb 18, 2007 08:18 PM

When I saw those pictures of her showing her shaved pussy to the camera I wondered how much worse her publicity could get. I now have my answer. In absolute terms it's not actually as bad, but it makes her look ugly and desperate for attention both at the same time, so it's probably worse for her image.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 18, 2007 08:58 PM

shes a depraved slut. Fucker, when i saw her bare twat i was so mad it had to be AFTER it had basically what anakin went through when he physically became darth vader.

Dojomaster Feb 18, 2007 09:11 PM

From ebay:

Quote:

Q: how do you have a bag of her hair and live in PA??
A: I have people with connections
I could imagine the throng of people storming that poor salon to grab a piece of Britney's hair:erm:

What has the world come to?

Drex Feb 18, 2007 10:14 PM

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/40100931

Apparently she left the hair with the salon, and it will indeed be sold off at some point. The insights from the person running the salon are pretty telling, and it sounds like she's really craving attention, in case that much wasn't already obvious. Makes me pity her.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 19, 2007 08:58 AM

Haha, I have people with connections. That's pretty awesome. I've seen guys selling drugs out of grocery bags FILLED and I can just imagine a mystery bag and me asking HEY WHATS IN THAT ONE and they shrug and tlel me it's Britney's hair.

Ryuu Feb 19, 2007 09:07 AM

The people with connections answer made me laugh.

In any case, this is really sad and she's gone well below rock bottom. People thought she was already there, but this just sinks her lower and lower to depths I never thought possible.


Yay publicity stunts! -_-

niki Feb 19, 2007 09:12 AM

Heh, wreckings like that poor girl's life are really symptomatic of the rotten side of our societies. <_<

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 19, 2007 09:51 AM

But isn't it almost natural? I mean, just before she became a star, was there anything stopping her from becoming this way? It just took her a little longer.

Grail Feb 19, 2007 09:52 AM

She's just auditioning for the sequel to V for Vendetta, that's all people christ.

niki Feb 19, 2007 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi (Post 394621)
But isn't it almost natural? I mean, just before she became a star, was there anything stopping her from becoming this way? It just took her a little longer.

Isn't she one of those "programmed to be a star since childhood" kids?

parKbench Feb 19, 2007 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by niki (Post 394697)
Isn't she one of those "programmed to be a star since childhood" kids?

It was all Disney's fault.

Elixir Feb 20, 2007 04:50 AM

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/1294/spearrrsdl4.gif

SPEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 20, 2007 08:56 AM

Yeah niki. Like Timberlake and Christana Aguilera.

lolies at the fact that I also shaved my head yesterday.

gamingdude Feb 20, 2007 04:40 PM

well she just check herself into rehab now... so lets see if she'll last more than 1 day.

Grail Feb 20, 2007 04:45 PM

"When my career starts to flag, I'll go on a three month fucking bender, go totally nuts and then check myself into rehab, come out thirty days later saying 'SORRY! I FUCKED UP!'"

-Dennis Leary

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 21, 2007 08:15 AM

Celebrity rehabs must be like when staff yells at one of its own every once in a while.

I dont need rehab.

darkrose16 Feb 21, 2007 11:59 PM

lol. That sounds like a logical explanation, but I would most definetly go with Natalie Portman again. I think Britney is just under a ton of stress, and the media has been hounding her in the offtime from Anna Nicole, so she's like, you want something to talk about...well, here you go

parKbench Feb 22, 2007 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi (Post 396501)
Celebrity rehabs must be like when staff yells at one of its own every once in a while.

I dont need rehab.

I think celebrity rehab is the same as "vacation" is to the rest of us.


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