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LordsSword Feb 17, 2007 01:47 PM

No more honeybees the end is near!
 
http://www.ento.psu.edu/MAAREC/press...isorderWG.html

Ok a bit dramatic but if you like honey like I do the price is gonna go up.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Feb 17, 2007 01:49 PM

Who uses honey anyway.

parKbench Feb 17, 2007 01:50 PM

The price of honey is already sky high.

Gechmir Feb 17, 2007 01:52 PM

Evidently, bees are dying from the Carbonate Compensation Depth =o WHAT ARE THEY DOING UNDERWATER



Oh wait~

Koneko Feb 17, 2007 05:21 PM

I like honey on my bagels with cream-cheese. A rare treat since I rarely use honey for anything else aside from maybe on cornbread.

So whole colonies are just up and dying? This is a prime example of the dangers of living in close quarters.

Hardcorey Feb 17, 2007 06:21 PM

Ugh, and I've started eating more honey on bread recently...

[M]artin Feb 17, 2007 06:29 PM

Not to worry, Artificial Honey can't be far behind... =P

Muzza Feb 17, 2007 06:44 PM

I never really liked honey, even when I was a kid. Sure, I'd have it occasionally but to me it's just a sticky mess with a weird texture...

Anyway, I am sorry to all honey buyers.

*snicker*

Bernard Black Feb 17, 2007 06:55 PM

Honey is good but I could live without it. It's bizzare; so they have no idea why this SBD is happening?

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Feb 17, 2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bernard Black (Post 393002)
Honey is good but I could live without it. It's bizzare; so they have no idea why this CCD is happening?

So far they're just calling it SBD Syndrome... :(

J-Man Feb 17, 2007 08:50 PM

At least its not ketchup, honey is one of my lesser used garnishes.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 17, 2007 10:42 PM

Man, I eat quite a bit of honey throughout the week on sandwiches and shakes... Then again my country doesn't have to worry about that sort of downage.

*Cradles his bananas*

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Feb 17, 2007 10:57 PM

We're really stretching for things to discuss when the subject is potential honey shortages.

OHNO. WHAT WILL THEY PUT IN MY HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS NOW?!?!?

TheXeno Feb 18, 2007 12:17 AM

I have around 2 gallons of honey leftover from a bbq from a year or two ago... I'm curious though about what could be hurting colonies though.

FLEX Feb 21, 2007 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crash Landon (Post 393229)
We're really stretching for things to discuss when the subject is potential honey shortages.

OHNO. WHAT WILL THEY PUT IN MY HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS NOW?!?!?

Screw that. Where I'm gonna get the honey for my honey mustard? :twitch:

DragoonKain Feb 22, 2007 04:33 AM

I like honey roasted peanuts. That is about it.

JammerLea Feb 22, 2007 04:53 AM

I like putting honey on the biscuits at Cracker Barrel. But, you know, they give out the honey for free. >_>

Shiny McShine Feb 22, 2007 05:26 AM

I haven't had honey in a while, now that I think about it. I like putting it on corn bread, and I like eating a little if I have a sore throat (BEST cure for sore throat).

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 22, 2007 09:25 AM

Guys ever try peanut butter and honey sandwiches? yeah, fuck jelly once you try that.

JammerLea Feb 22, 2007 05:30 PM

Actually, yes, I've had peanut butter and honey sandwiches on occasion. That's some good stuff!

munchkin13 Feb 22, 2007 05:39 PM

I like honey in warm water when I'm ill with a bit of whiskey. Apart from that i don't use it. My mum likes it on sarnies and my dad puts it on his porridge. So i'm not going to be affected by it much. Wonder why its happening.

Midna Feb 22, 2007 05:44 PM

From what I had read, it isn't just that honey may be a problem. It's that these bees are used to pollinate various sorts of fruit trees and the farmers are worried about their crops.

Soluzar Feb 22, 2007 06:17 PM

Honey is good on bread, in coffee, on cereal... honey is just good, as far as I'm concerned. Although it's not good to eat a lot of it. It's more natural than refined sugar, and as such more healthy if substituted in a measured way.

I hope there's no honey shortage coming to the UK.

Chibi Neko Feb 22, 2007 06:31 PM

I never did eat honey, it's not that I don't like it, I never really paied any mind to using it in anything.

speculative Feb 23, 2007 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midna (Post 397807)
From what I had read, it isn't just that honey may be a problem. It's that these bees are used to pollinate various sorts of fruit trees and the farmers are worried about their crops.

Where I grew up a lot of us farmers let the beekeepers run their bees on our land. Yeah, no more bees kind of = no more food for humans to eat, which is kinda serious when you think about it... :erm:

Midna Feb 23, 2007 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speculative (Post 398948)
Where I grew up a lot of us farmers let the beekeepers run their bees on our land. Yeah, no more bees kind of = no more food for humans to eat, which is kinda serious when you think about it... :erm:

Yeah, the poor beekeepers who travel from farm to farm are really having problems. Not a good thing when you haul all those bees to a farm, and when you go to check on them they're all dead.

What do you grow on your farm?

Vestin Feb 23, 2007 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JammerLea (Post 397380)
I like putting honey on the biscuits at Cracker Barrel. But, you know, they give out the honey for free. >_>

NOT ANYMORE

I don't use honey for... anything. I don't even really like the taste of honey. I mean, honey is going to be short now but... what the fuck do you need that much honey for anyways?

Midna Feb 23, 2007 11:35 PM

Vestin, it's not just about the honey. Bees are used to pollinate and THAT is the bigger issue.

Vestin Feb 23, 2007 11:47 PM

So... no more allergies?

Let me know when to stop rejoicing.

Midna Feb 23, 2007 11:57 PM

Are you really this stupid?

They are used to pollinate crops, you wanker. The worry here is what will happen to crops that need pollination, not allergies or honey.

Vestin Feb 24, 2007 01:38 AM

Thank God I'm always a serious person.

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Feb 24, 2007 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vestin (Post 398977)
So... no more allergies?

Let me know when to stop rejoicing.

Actually, eating locally produced honey is one of the best ways to raise your body's resistance to regional allergens. The bees carry the pollen from area plants and trees, which is then used to produce the honey. The antibodies enter your system and are assimilated. So if you're prone to hay fever, eating a spoonful of honey each day can minimize the symptoms.

Also, totally thinking about tossing this thread into the Kitchen when someone else randomly inserts their favorite honey-relevant food.

Shonos Feb 24, 2007 02:01 AM

Like fruit and vegetable prices are not high enough as it is thanks to these sudden cold storms destroying crops. Now we have bees dieing and destroying any chance for crops to grow in the first place.

Guess I might have to start stocking up on some seeds and food before prices rise if this gets worse.

Sword Familiar Feb 24, 2007 07:14 AM

I hardly ever use honey so it doesn't really affect me. Only time a use honey is when I feel like sweetening my tea. Very rare indeed.

But enough of the sweet talk, and I totally agree with Crash on this... considering all the talk about food, shouldn't this be(e)(pun) in the Kitchen?

Dark Nation Feb 24, 2007 07:19 AM

Somewhere in a dark corner, Winnie the Poo is reaching for another glass of Jack Daniels.

Alice Feb 24, 2007 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheXeno (Post 393304)
I have around 2 gallons of honey leftover from a bbq from a year or two ago... I'm curious though about what could be hurting colonies though.

It will crystallize if you don't use it. Honey doesn't last very long. And stop making light of the honey shortage! I eat honey all the time and this makes me very sad because it's already expensive enough!

And yes, bees do pollinate pretty much everything from crops to fruit trees.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Feb 24, 2007 10:22 AM

Actually, I thought honey lasts nearly forever. If I'm not mistaken, there has been found honey left over from civilizations thousands of years old that is still edible.

Oh, and I almost forgot. With no honey, Rosh HaShanah just won't be the same! :(

knkwzrd Feb 24, 2007 10:33 AM

That link in the opening post says this has been happening on an on-again-off-again basis since 1896. If this is the case, I hardly see how prices are expected to rise because of it, except on a rather temporary basis.

Alice Feb 24, 2007 10:37 AM

No, it doesn't last forever. My dad was a beekeeper and used to sell honey, and if it didn't sell within the first year we would just go ahead and eat it because if we didn't it would turn to sugar. Crystallized honey would still be edible, you know.

Hydra Feb 24, 2007 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sword Familiar (Post 399150)
I hardly ever use honey so it doesn't really affect me. Only time a use honey is when I feel like sweetening my tea. Very rare indeed.

Okay ... do you ever eat food made from vegetables, or meat that was fed with grain? Then this affects you.

Sword Familiar Feb 24, 2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydra (Post 399303)
Okay ... do you ever eat food made from vegetables, or meat that was fed with grain? Then this affects you.

There doesn't seem to be any information regarding this occuring in large scale in Europe so, no, it doesn't affect me.

Smelnick Feb 27, 2007 12:10 PM

Lol. Reading the article made me think "hey. we got a problem. Quick, give it an abbreviation/acronym. thats the first step!!!"

The Wise Vivi Mar 1, 2007 11:38 AM

I don't really use honey, but my parents do often. Hopefully this whole massive death stuff is only a temporary thing. But for honey lovers, this can be pretty crappy. Like all things though, rough waters are always ahead... look at the fruit industry, or wheat in the 1930s, or oil, etc.

The_Melomane Mar 1, 2007 01:50 PM

Bees aren't the only thing that fertilize crops.
And besides, honey is gross. Really gross.
And there'd be no more worrying about killer bees and getting stung. :)

But seriously, most crop production has so many other means of fertilization, I doubt that this will have much affect on anything.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Mar 1, 2007 01:53 PM

Yes, "killer bees" and honey bees are the same exact species. And honey is good ya heathen. >=(

Mersenne Mar 1, 2007 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Melomane (Post 403723)
Bees aren't the only thing that fertilize crops.
And besides, honey is gross. Really gross.
And there'd be no more worrying about killer bees and getting stung. :)

But seriously, most crop production has so many other means of fertilization, I doubt that this will have much affect on anything.

How is honey gross? It's antibacterial and an antiseptic - it can reduce swelling, odours and scarring on wounds, and help alleviate laryngitis / pharyngitis if taken orally. A daily dose of raw honey may also lessen sensitivity to hayfever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey

Alice Mar 1, 2007 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Melomane (Post 403723)
Bees aren't the only thing that fertilize crops.
And besides, honey is gross. Really gross.
And there'd be no more worrying about killer bees and getting stung. :)

But seriously, most crop production has so many other means of fertilization, I doubt that this will have much affect on anything.

"Killer Bees" technically do produce honey, but that's not where our honey comes from. And you talk as if you are chased down my an angry swarm of killer bees regularly. Grow up.

Also, honey is defintely not gross. There's something wrong with you.

The_Melomane Mar 1, 2007 06:14 PM

We're all allowed to our own opinions. I, personally, find honey disgusting. I've never really liked the flavor. You, however may find it delicious. It's pointless to argue preferences.

Oh, and god forbid I try to be lighthearted and silly.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Mar 1, 2007 06:25 PM

Yeah, we try to keep that to a minimum here. =|

Alice Mar 2, 2007 06:40 AM

Look, from now on just watch what you say about honey, OK? It's a subject many of us are very passionate about, and emotions are known to run high whenever anyone debates its deliciousness.

JammerLea Mar 2, 2007 07:32 AM

I had a peanut butter and honey sandwich tonight to honor the greatness which is honey!

Don't leave us, honey!!

Philia Mar 2, 2007 08:34 AM

:\ THAT is alarming... colonies upon colonies dying for no reason (which isn't found yet) and has been occurring as since the past century?

Strange... I wonder if generations of bees are becoming too intergated? Or the weather affecting the flowers or their honey produce...

Digital_Divider Mar 9, 2007 12:41 AM

interesting.. however i can't really recall the last thing I had that actually had honey on or in it.

Zyzex Mar 9, 2007 07:39 AM

It's over. Honey's finished.


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