Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis

Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/index.php)

- General Discussion (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=2)

- - Vampiric Sex (http://www.gamingforce.org/forums/showthread.php?t=18819)

Dekoa

Feb 15, 2007 06:38 PM

Vampiric Sex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fox News

TEMPE, Ariz. — A woman has been arrested on suspicion that she tied up a man during sex, then stabbed him repeatedly with a knife and told him she likes to drink blood, police said.

Tiffany Sutton, 23, was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Tuesday night at a Tempe home where she and the victim were living, according to authorities.

The man, whose identity was not released, told police he had consented to being tied up but became scared when the woman attacked him with a knife.

He eventually freed himself and ran away, but Sutton chased him with a pickax, police said.

The man was taken in an ambulance to a local hospital, where he was treated for injuries.

Police said both Sutton and the man admitted that they had consumed alcohol and drugs prior to the incident.

Sutton claimed the entire encounter was consensual, police said.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Vestin

Feb 15, 2007 06:39 PM

Chased him with a pickax?

What. The. Fuck.

Fucking nutcase.

I bet she was fat as fuck, too.

parKbench

Feb 15, 2007 07:54 PM

I bet she gets off scott free.

If the guy would have chased the woman with a pickax, he'd never see the light of day again.

nabhan

Feb 15, 2007 09:09 PM

What the fuck? I didn't know Trotsky was into being dominated.

Midna

Feb 15, 2007 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vestin (Post 391210)

I bet she was fat as fuck, too.

You lose.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...blood14-ON.jpg

The Plane Is A Tiger

Feb 15, 2007 09:39 PM

The vampiric bit isn't too surprising these days. Sad, but it seems pretty common considering other fetishes you hear about. Now chasing the guy with a pickax, that's insane. I'm wondering why she even had one. A regular axe, a sledgehammer, I could even see a machete, but a pickax?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midna (Post 391316)

You lose.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...blood14-ON.jpg

She's not fat, but she does strongly resemble Johnny Depp. How could the guy be shocked to discover that she enjoys the taste of blood?

Drex	Feb 15, 2007 11:52 PM

Wow, the things people do to get themselves all hot and bothered. I guess a pickax could be sexy to a dwarf. :erm:

Leknaat

Feb 16, 2007 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drex (Post 391446)

Wow, the things people do to get themselves all hot and bothered. I guess a pickax could be sexy to a dwarf. :erm:

So, you're saying the pickax I sent you won't work?

Damn.....;)

Anyway, this is seriously disturbing. Does she have that disease where she needs to ingest blood cells?

Drex	Feb 16, 2007 12:25 AM

All gardening implements must be diamond-studded to enhance sexiness. Otherwise it just doesn't make the cut.

I bet she would have voiced that excuse before "it was consensual" if that were the case. She's just a nutcase.

She reminds me of a cross between Helena Bonham Carter and Madeline Kahn (the chick in Young Frankenstein, among other things).

Chaotic

Feb 16, 2007 12:26 AM

People have weird ass fetishes these days...

Summonmaster

Feb 16, 2007 12:47 AM

All right...I can understand the bondage but not the stabbing for blood. That's some creepy-ass shit, and no way that "it turns me on" can be an excuse! That's just an excuse for torture.

Magi	Feb 16, 2007 12:53 AM

And they say all the fruits and nuts are in California. I go to Tempe everyday for school. :o

You know, throw in the right music is possible to make the pickax scene either a comedy or a horror?

I am thinking Benny Hill Right now.

Dekoa

Feb 16, 2007 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magi (Post 391485)

I can just imagine it now, the Sephiroth theme for Horror and the Benny Hill theme for comedy!

Magi	Feb 16, 2007 01:06 AM

Uh, for those who knows and understand Final Fantasy, the Sephiroth theme probably categorized as comedy in this context. :tpg:

Muzza

Feb 16, 2007 01:17 AM

Bondage gone wrong? I would have never imagined such a thing...

The thought of the lady chasing him with a pickax makes me grimace. The thought of the lady chasing him with a chainsaw makes me laugh.

*tee hee*

game_dragon1

Feb 16, 2007 03:58 AM

Dude that woman is messed up

Grail

Feb 16, 2007 12:43 PM

And here I'm thinking about going to Tempe to get some schoolin in the video game designing business....maybe Florida is looking a bit brighter.

Then again, Tempe has a restaurant that the women dress up like hooker nurses, so I don't know (>' ')> <(' '<)

Meth	Feb 16, 2007 03:11 PM

I live in Tempe (and prolly go to the school that Grail mentioned).

http://www.tiffanysutton.com/

yo grail, where's this hooker nurse restaurant? I'm gonna have to give that a try!

mistershow

Feb 16, 2007 04:14 PM

HOLY S*** A pickax, that woman is crazy.

Temari

Feb 16, 2007 05:19 PM

That man will never ever ever complain about women not being assertive in bed... ever again.

In fact, he'll probably just be scared of sex.

Bondage = Good
Pickaxe = Oh my god, what the fuck!!! O_o;;

kinkymagic

Feb 16, 2007 07:25 PM

Sounds like they almost had a repeat of 'In the Realm Of The Senses there.

Bernard Black

Feb 16, 2007 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kinkymagic (Post 392126)

Sounds like they almost had a repeat of 'In the Realm Of The Senses there.

Nah, apparently this crazy woman wasn't even in a relationship with this guy.

What I'd be asking is exactly how drunk did this couple get? He consented to the whole tied up to a chair aspect but when she started to get properly violent he panicked. If you're both drunk and one of you is tied up, expect the unexpected (not agreeing with unconsentual violence, just I think you'd have to be a complete cretin to let yourself get tied up in a strange person's place).

Des	Feb 17, 2007 06:10 AM

Wow....that woman is nuts.

Have to defend us hemomaniacs out there though. We aren't all THAT crazy

ramoth

Feb 17, 2007 06:20 AM

I came.

JackTheRipper

Feb 17, 2007 11:17 AM

That is fucked up.She she be burned at the stake.

Azreous

Feb 17, 2007 05:32 PM

Apparently Arizona has cornered the nutjob news department for the week. I'm so proud of us.

The Wise Vivi

Feb 17, 2007 05:58 PM

Wow.... that is... well... different, to put it mildly.

takeru

Feb 20, 2007 02:27 AM

Damn, I like drinking blood too but never cut any woman. Just have to wait 1 week each month :P

Magi	Feb 20, 2007 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetheGelfling (Post 391942)

yo grail, where's this hooker nurse restaurant? I'm gonna have to give that a try!

I think its one of those restaurant that sells the "heart attack" special. Which is a gynormouse burger, stack way high, and they offer it to you as a free meal if you manage to finish it in one sitting. Their waitress dressed up as nurses a while back, but I think they stopped it after some union complaint about it.

EDIT:, oh wait.

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/home.htm

:tpg:

Dubble

Feb 20, 2007 03:38 PM

...what the fuck kind of Dolores Claiborne Miseryesque shit is this?

Whatever you guys put in the water out in Arizona, I don't want any. XD

Sword Familiar

Feb 20, 2007 03:46 PM

I wonder how the guy reacted the first time he saw the pickax?

"Is that a PICKAX?"

"Yeah. You dig it?"

Dubble

Feb 20, 2007 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sword Familiar (Post 395859)

I wonder how the guy reacted the first time he saw the pickax?

"Is that a PICKAX?"

"Yeah. You dig it?"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! !!!! XD

Meth	Feb 20, 2007 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magi (Post 395427)

http://www.heartattackgrill.com/home.htm

:tpg:

fuck yes. I'm going this weekend cause I only live like 10mins from there. you wanna go too?

Magi	Feb 20, 2007 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetheGelfling (Post 396094)

fuck yes. I'm going this weekend cause I only live like 10mins from there. you wanna go too?

I'll pass, just ran out of money (O.o), besides, I live in Phoenix (bordering Glendale), and I have never driven that far out before.

Dekoa

Feb 20, 2007 10:44 PM

WHy don't they have that or an Anna Millers near the East coast T_T!! Hooters only offers so much.

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:27 AM.