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Drex Feb 5, 2007 02:49 PM

Cool kitchen appliances, etc.
 
What cool kitchen appliances have you come across? Do you have any?

In terms of normal coolness, I love my popcorn popper. Nothing special about it, aside from the fact that it makes fantastic popcorn. I've come across a few really spiffy kitchen things that have made me jealous, though:

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/04/81/09...97_215X215.jpg

http://www.firebox.com/pic/p1109h.jpg

Nahual Feb 5, 2007 03:03 PM

I like the second pic for some reason...hmm...

I always liked the tortilla press thingy I have. It looks kind of like this.
http://www.gjsentinel.com/blogs/cont...0press%20L.jpg

I also like this thing my mom has which is like a bowl on legs, and it comes with a rock. My mom uses it to smash avocados and some other foods.

I am easily amused..

Summonmaster Feb 7, 2007 04:46 PM

I love the stabbed man knife holder!

I have no pictures or cool kitchen appliances of my own, although strangely enough, when I was young, a mere garlic press amazed me since you just put the garlic inside, and then squeeze. The skin shell would plop out perfectly leaving the cloves undamaged somehow, and perfect for plucking.

The salad spinner we have still amuses me too since you pull a string and then it spins the salad for a while before you have to pull it again.

Shorty Feb 8, 2007 02:28 AM

Ugh, I hate the stabbed man knife holder. NOT AN IMAGE I WANT IN MY KITCHEN WHERE I PREPARE MY FOOD, THX. /runsaway

You know, I am fairly pretty sure I'm in love with the microwave when it comes to the kitchen appliance. I am American, after all. Or the coffee maker. Can openers are my best friend when making spaghetti sauce or anything else that involves stewing (canned veggies/tomatoes and broth FTW).

The Wise Vivi Feb 8, 2007 02:31 AM

The second pic is awesome...

Sorry to say, I don't have any cool gadgets. Well, I have this interesting boiling pot thingy, but its really nothing special.

Popcorn poppers are very cool. My family has an old one from like the 1980s. Still makes great popcorn though.:D

Rydia Feb 9, 2007 03:00 AM

Aside from cake mixers, I haven't really used many interesting kitchen tools yet. I like the cake mixer since it saves time and doesn't require much effort to clean. I also use a garlic press when cooking normal meals since I never buy garlic in the jars.

gidget Feb 9, 2007 05:01 AM

I love the hot chocolate maker we have at home. You just pour in the milk and the chocolate powder and it stirs it and heats it at the same time. Hot chocolate made with water is terrible when compared to the hot chocolate you can get from this thing.

parKbench Feb 9, 2007 07:30 AM

I love going to the Japanese supermarket with my wife. ALL the kitchen appliances look for freaking high tech and streamlined. The rice makers there have multiple digital readouts. I'd love to buy one (but they are like $200.00) just to have it siton my counter top and look cool.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 9, 2007 09:14 AM

I love that knife holder. And all you motherfuckers with your fancy hot chocolate makers. *Shakes fist*

The only thing I like in this Guatemalan kitchen for practical reasons is the vegetable chopper. Does it in two seconds instead of the time it takes to mince all that shit by hand.

The Plane Is A Tiger Feb 11, 2007 09:09 PM

My dad gave me this weird thing for handling eggs when I moved into my apartment. It's sort of like a pair of tongs, but each side is made of several metal loops that bend to conform to the egg's shape. I've never actually used the thing, but it looks kinda cool.

Hand-mixers are still the most fun kitchen tool though.

nazpyro Feb 18, 2007 08:00 PM

Okay, so thought of one (because I just washed it). It's the Zeroll Ice Cream Scoop. It's pretty simple and cool, because it uses the heat from your hand to easily scoop the ice cream, making the surface of the ice cream slick and rolling it nicely for some perfect scoops... no wetting required. Not an appliance, but a pretty cool kitchen utensil.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 18, 2007 08:56 PM

i love my stone squeeze thingy lime dejuicer thing so that drinking a fat shot of lime juice is so much esuer and faster.

parKbench Feb 18, 2007 08:58 PM

to Nazpyro:

ummm...what if you've got cold hands....

Niekon Feb 19, 2007 10:44 AM

one of the coolest kitchen appliance is one that I'll not be affording for a long long time... simply known as the PacoJet.
As a fan of cooking I like to have some of the more interesting appliances I can get my hands on. And this one is definitely an interesting one with a US$3,500 price tag on it.

Within my personal collection though? I really like my iSi Foam Canister that allows for me to whip up/foam almost anything. Now I just need to get my hands on some liquid nitrogen for quick freezing and we're in business ^_~

Other than that, most of my stuff is pretty low-tech. My toolbox is my go-to place when I'm looking for something that can't be done via the different utensils within the kitchen.

Drex Feb 19, 2007 11:39 AM

Oh man, a hot cocoa maker that wouldn't require the microwave would be pretty sweet.

But what makes the PacoJet better than all the other food processors enough that it would cost $3500? I thought a regular ol' KitchenAid was pricey enough. O_O

nazpyro Feb 19, 2007 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by parKbench (Post 394091)
to Nazpyro:

ummm...what if you've got cold hands....

;_; I dunno.

Well, I'm no body guy, but maybe even if you feel your hands are "cold," your body heat transfer is still warm enough for the scoop to work. You're still that 98.6 degrees something. Just a guess. =/

*AkirA* Feb 19, 2007 03:45 PM

Those magic bullets that they advertise on TV at 4am. A friend of mine actually bought one, and it's pretty spiffy for parties and drinks. It's like a mini blender with about 2 million different uses.

gidget Feb 19, 2007 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drex (Post 394686)
But what makes the PacoJet better than all the other food processors enough that it would cost $3500? I thought a regular ol' KitchenAid was pricey enough. O_O

Because it makes sorbet and ice cream?

Paco Feb 19, 2007 07:08 PM

By far, the best appliance I own is my morning messiah.

http://www.blackanddeckerappliances....M830_hires.jpg

Without this trusty contraption my mornings would be a goddamn nightmare.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Feb 20, 2007 08:16 AM

Come to think of it I don't use any of this fancy shit. The most handy thing I use is a fucking funnel. About five times a day.

Ceres Feb 21, 2007 02:50 AM

Nothing gets much cooler than my Hello Kitty coffee maker

Bernard Black Feb 21, 2007 02:50 PM

A friend of mine has a Jagermeister toaster; it's bright orange and it actually toasts the logo onto your bread. Breakfast just got more swish...

yuna00 Mar 25, 2007 04:09 PM

i don't know if a bottle opener counts but my bf got one from my mom last christmas. it's SO funny! it has sunglasses painted on it and it's mouth is how you open the bottle, and it doesn't sit straight on it's butt. it's this egg shaped thing so when you put it down it looks like it's drunk. lol XD

crabman Apr 13, 2007 03:47 PM

How about this one?

http://www.blendtec.com/ProductImage...-611-BHM_1.jpg

RacinReaver Apr 13, 2007 03:58 PM

You should have linked to a WILL IT BLEND? video. :(

(I have to say, I still want one.)

Arkhangelsk Apr 13, 2007 05:11 PM

I must say, the most useless kitchen gadget I own is this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...emon/cuber.jpg

An egg cuber. I have no idea why you would need to cube an egg, but I sure can. I bought it for it's complete ridiculousness.

Bernard Black Apr 13, 2007 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arkhangelsk (Post 422613)
I must say, the most useless kitchen gadget I own is this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...emon/cuber.jpg

An egg cuber. I have no idea why you would need to cube an egg, but I sure can. I bought it for it's complete ridiculousness.


That is awesome! No kidding, I want one :eagletear:

Also, thanks for making me hungry (<3 avocado) >=U

crabman Apr 14, 2007 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RacinReaver (Post 422588)
You should have linked to a WILL IT BLEND? video. :(

Sorry (link)

You can breathe this!

Crash "Long-Winded Wrong Answer" Landon Apr 14, 2007 02:50 AM

How the hell does an egg cuber even work? You can't alter the shell's form, nor can you really alter the shape of a hardboiled egg without destroying it. Neither can you do much to the liquid insides, as liquids are amorphous.

The picture on the box shows that it can hold one normal egg, which means that it's too large to contain the liquid in a cubic shape for boiling, or at least it appears that way.

So what do you do to make cubic eggs?

Dullenplain Apr 14, 2007 02:54 AM

Apparently, it works as a screw press.

You take the hard boiled egg, shell it, place it in the cuber and then twist the top so that it descends and squeezes the egg to "form" it into a cube.

Shorty Apr 22, 2007 03:00 PM

My recent purchase:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ogurtmaker.jpg

It's a yogurt maker. :)

SemperFidelis Apr 22, 2007 06:52 PM

A yogurt maker? Isn't yogurt like half rotten milk or something? You can do that without a gadget :tpg:

btw, where are your loquats? Those tits on trees cracked me up everytime I saw one of your posts :(

Paco Apr 22, 2007 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RacinReaver (Post 422588)
(I have to say, I still want one.)

Why? Have you finally thought up a way to "blend away" global warming with one of those? :tpg:

Guru May 6, 2007 09:42 PM

http://www.enflower.org/images/aerogarden.jpg

AeroGarden! I saw this on TV the other day and I thought it was basically the coolest thing ever, because I love fresh baby greens in salads... and supposedly you can grow lettuce and keep it growing for up to 6 months, never having to buy bagged lettuce at the grocery store. I know I've had to throw away a lot of greens because they go rancid so fast, even if you don't open the package.

http://www.dcservice.co.jp/all%20of%...co_linea-1.jpg

La Marzocco machine!!! The best espresso machine ever. I know it's kind of a pipe dream for me to ever have one in my kitchen, because the freakin' things are like $10 grand because need a wilter filtration system installed in your house. The little mini-espresso bars that they have for sale just don't cut it.

Shorty May 8, 2007 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SemperFidelis (Post 427427)
A yogurt maker? Isn't yogurt like half rotten milk or something? You can do that without a gadget :tpg:

Yeah, my dad told me he used to make it in the kotatsu (japanese heater table w/ a blanket) when he was my age. This is just much more convensional.

Absolutely, my new favorite.

1 QT of store-bought plain low-fat yogurt = $3.49

1 QT of 2% fat milk = $1.19
Above turns in to 1QT of plain low-fat yogurt (for the same price <3) with in just the same amount of time it takes for me to do 2 loads of laundry and take a nap. No frequent stirring or checking (except when initially heating the milk) needed. <3

Can't beat that. :tpg:

Krizzzopolis May 22, 2007 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crabman (Post 422582)
How about this one?

You have a Blendtec?! Jealousy.

Guru May 22, 2007 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krizzzopolis (Post 437899)
You have a Blendtec?! Jealousy.

We use Blendtecs at Starbucks to make Frappuccinos.

I've also made smoothies and stuff when i bring fruit and yogurt from home.

And the guys in the restaurant next door come over and use them to make their soups and sauces once in a while.

Blendtecs are pretty much amazing.

Such a Lust for Revenge! May 22, 2007 11:48 PM

Isn't that the thing that can grind down marbles and whatnot?

Guru May 22, 2007 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi (Post 438047)
Isn't that the thing that can grind down marbles and whatnot?

Yeah. If you search for "Will It Blend?" on YouTube, there are lots of fun videos of that guy blending random items.

The_Melomane May 23, 2007 10:32 AM

I dunno about you guys, but I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have one of these:

http://www.tabletools.com/ttools/ima..._img/49004.jpg

ComradeTande May 23, 2007 10:33 AM

so...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...m666/10934.jpg


best thing since sliced bread yo.

>:O

Such a Lust for Revenge! May 23, 2007 03:06 PM

http://www.ashokindia.com/media/kitc...n-squeezer.jpg
I've been using this sort of thing hardcore since I was about ten or so. God I love squeezing limes with this.

wyntergrace Jul 9, 2007 04:23 PM

Love my panini press/grill. That egg cuber is the funniest thing ever! I am going to look for one. Definately a coversation starter!

matira_bay Sep 13, 2007 11:02 AM

Ice cream maker is cool, but somehow it's far more convenient just to buy ready to eat ice cream.
About yoghurt maker, i tried to make it once but only using milk, starter, metal bowl, and continuously poured warm water. I don't know whether it worked or not since the consistency turned out to be very thick, but i think it was fine since i didn't got any diarrhoea :D


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