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dagget Dec 16, 2006 06:33 AM

Epic Movie
 
Epic Movie Trailer

Just saw this and it looks to be pretty funny. From the name of course you'd expect that it's from a couple of the writers of Scary Movie and it makes fun of some of the more recent epic/cult movies like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Superman, Chronicles of Narnia, etc...

You all knew it was a matter of time before this happened. :P

Aardark Dec 16, 2006 06:50 AM

That looks like the shittiest movie of the year. None of the movies they spoof are epic, all the jokes look retarded (she kicked the beaver in the crotch face! l-o-l), and fucking Borat is a parody already, why would you parody it again, a month after it came out...? The majority of the people who will pay money to see this are probably brain-dead, sorry.

dagget Dec 16, 2006 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Aardark
That looks like the shittiest movie of the year. None of the movies they spoof are epic, all the jokes look retarded (she kicked the beaver in the crotch! l-o-l), and fucking Borat is a parody already, why would you parody it again, a month after it came out...? The majority of the people who will pay money to see this are probably brain-dead, sorry.

I agree the ____ Movie series has gotten out of hand. My humor tastes may be obscure, no I won't pay to see this in the theatre, it's rent-worthy at best. I don't even know if there's another genre to make fun of after this. Indie Movie??!? Drama Movie? blech

Vampiro Dec 16, 2006 07:02 AM

Maybe it's just because I've been up all night, but I giggled like a girl a couple times. I still wouldn't pay money for it, not even for a rent, though I'll probably catch it when it hits the movie channels.

Also, I expect it to be eight hours in length. Only then will it be a proper parody of epicness.

No. Hard Pass. Dec 16, 2006 07:18 AM

What the fuck? Half those movies weren't epic, and all of them were fucking terrible. No dice.

Chie Dec 16, 2006 07:49 AM

I thought the waynes bother were doing the superhero movie :/
These type of movies just kept going downhill after scary movie 1 and from what I heard I saved myself an eyesore from "date movie"

Kolba Dec 16, 2006 08:31 AM

If they're quick maybe they can rename it Shit Movie and claim it's a self parody.

Domino Dec 16, 2006 08:37 AM

Oh dear. When are they going to stop churning this crap out? This film looks like contender for "Worst Film Of The Year Award". Can't these people come up with something original, the whole parody thing is old hat now.

Vampiro Dec 16, 2006 09:32 AM

They'll stop churning this crap out when people stop buying into it. Why bother making something original when you can make something like this, that takes so little effort, and profit profit profit. Same thing with horror movies. We won't see another good one until people realise they suck.

Lalala Dec 16, 2006 12:45 PM

I don't get it. What's the point of parodying comedy movies. Seriously, Borat?*dies*

No but seriously the movie looks horrible. Painfully horrible.

Vampiro Dec 16, 2006 02:56 PM

People aren't clever enough these days for comedies like that.

acid Dec 16, 2006 03:14 PM

Epic and some stuff that came out recently because we can't parody anything more than 4 years old or we may lose the all-important 14-24 male demographic that we are shooting for Movie

Sceptre X Dec 16, 2006 03:48 PM

The first Scary Movie was funny, then it all went downhill. This is the lowest of the low.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Dec 16, 2006 05:06 PM

The fact that movies like this can be made, year after year, says a lot about humanity. It's one of those movies you take some bimbo blonde to and laugh along with her out of politeness.

Muzza Dec 16, 2006 07:01 PM

I agree with the few people here who say Scary Movie was good, but after that...:gonk: I'm sure Epic Movie will be shit, and I'm also sure that people at my school will find it hilarious. Boo to them, I say. You should hear some people going on about some movies, I mean Scary Movie 4 even got people praising it. Scary Movie 4. Will it never end?

Such a Lust for Revenge! Dec 16, 2006 08:56 PM

Jesus, I thought it ended at 3. My mind must've just shut out the information regarding the series after a certain point.

Gecko3 Jan 9, 2007 03:16 PM

Epic Movie (new parody movie)
 
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/epicmovie/large.html

From 2 of the 6 writers of Scary Movie, comes another spoof. This time they're mostly making fun of more recent films, such as Chronicles of Narnia, X-men, Superman, Pirates of the Caribbean, and even Snakes on a Plane.

If you've seen those other movies (like the Scary Movie series or Date Movie), you can kind of know what to expect from this. But I have to admit, the trailer did look kind of funny (I just hope they didn't show all the funny stuff in the trailer).

So, do you think this movie will do well, or will it bomb?

BucPride Jan 9, 2007 03:27 PM

Well, I hated Date Movie. This is from the same people I do believe, so I have very low expectations. I'll take my sweet time and hear some reviews for it before I bother throwing 7.50 down for a ticket.

I mean, all things considered, the premise is fine. Just I doubt the follow-through on it.

No. Hard Pass. Jan 9, 2007 03:28 PM

The trailer looks fucking awful. Is something wrong with your head? This movie is going to be an absolute train wreck.

Dubble Jan 9, 2007 03:34 PM

I like how after the Wayans left the series following Scary Movie 2, the studio that produces it took the concept and whored the franchise into oblivion.

Acro-nym Jan 9, 2007 03:35 PM

I haven't seen any of the Scary Movie series or Date Movie but I must say that this doesn't speak well for them. I would watch this on the same day I decide to re-watch Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Identity Crisis Jan 9, 2007 03:47 PM

Wasn't it already popular consensus that this movie is going to suck?

This is probably going to be the final nail in the coffin for the franchise since I can't possibly think of how this series could get any worse. It looks just like a hodgepodge of movie spoofs that aren't even funny.

pitzbgeek0812 Jan 9, 2007 07:14 PM

I haven't seen any of the Scary movies, but it looks like it's going to be a bunch of paradoies that in no way could possibly be connected together. Things like that are better left in 6 min clips on youtube

acid Jan 9, 2007 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dubble (Post 360514)
I like how after the Wayans left the series following Scary Movie 2, the studio that produces it took the concept and whored the franchise into oblivion.

I like how something was actually considered to be better when the Wayan's were attached to it.

Also the trailer is possibly the worst thing I have ever seen. But lots of fucking morons go to movies, so I'm sure it will make much more money than it desereves.

A Borat spoof? Really?

Cirno Jan 9, 2007 08:51 PM

I like how the movie's really just a bunch of pop-culture references mixed with shitty potty humor. Most of the movies parodied aren't even worthy of being parodied. Borat? X3? Chronicles of Narnia?

GearsofWS Jan 11, 2007 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Dubble (Post 360514)
I like how after the Wayans left the series following Scary Movie 2, the studio that produces it took the concept and whored the franchise into oblivion.

To be honest, Scary Movie 3 was my favorite. Haven't seen date movie, I feel like the spoof concept is getting a little stale these days.

JackTheRipper Jan 11, 2007 08:27 PM

Yeah, date movie might be the worst movie I've ever seen. I doubt I'd waste 10 bucks to see this one.

Temari Jan 11, 2007 08:35 PM

I'm personally getting sick of all these parodies... where's the originality? They're just doing what MST3k did, but putting the witty comments in the movies themselves. Come on, Hollywood writers are getting paid enough to think up original ideas, they could at least TRY. I certainly wont be spending $9 (yes, they're that much for me right now) to see people make fun of a movie that I can rent and make fun of myself.

russ Jan 11, 2007 08:40 PM

So next they will be spoofing their own spoof movies right?

Admiral Amara Jan 11, 2007 08:49 PM

COMING IN 2020:
[INSERT GENRE HERE] MOVIE XX: A BRICKWORK OF LOOSELY-CONNECTED POP CULTURE REFERENCES DISGUISED AS PLOT THREADS WITH A POOP JOKE MORTAR

Come on. You know it's true.

I'm not gonna waste my hard-earned money on "Epic Movie", especially based on the trailer. Some of the jokes looked amusing, but honestly, a lot of it really didn't do it for me. The Superman joke was 100% predictable, and does SoaP really NEED to be parodied? It practically parodied itself.

Oh, right. In response to the original question - I don't think it's going to do very well unless it miraculously turns into the critics' darling. Most people that I've talked to hated "Date Movie", and "Scary Movie 4" wasn't that well-received by audiences either, if I recall. I think the general populace is realizing that the 'series' and its 'jokes' are wearing thin, and unless they actually crank out something genuinely funny and the critics rate it highly, then probably very few will really want to see it.

Drex Jan 11, 2007 11:51 PM

Thread merge! Boof!

The concept is awesome. I will probably rent it, because I know I would be wasting my money to see it in the theatres. Maybe I'll just download a copy of it so as to not cost myself anything. :/

Bradylama Jan 12, 2007 12:10 AM

There's nothing worse than Carlos Mencia.

There's nothing worse than Carlos Mencia.

There's nothing worse than Carlos Mencia.

DON'T BREAK THE CIRCLE!

The Plane Is A Tiger Jan 12, 2007 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Drex (Post 362494)
Thread merge! Boof!

The concept is awesome. I will probably rent it, because I know I would be wasting my money to see it in the theatres. Maybe I'll just download a copy of it so as to not cost myself anything. :/

If it's anything like Date Movie you'd be better off just waiting a year for it to come on TV. I can't stand to watch more than 15 minutes of that at a time, and even that much is a struggle. I was never a fan of the Scary Movie series either, but at least they were watchable.

The only thing that interests me about Epic Movie is how they plan to thinly connect all those movies together.

Drex Jan 12, 2007 12:43 AM

It's the idea of warping the original that catches me - I don't think I'll care much, if at all, about the storyline linking the spoofs. I'd just watch it for the spoof segments themselves. Like a string of dumb jokes.

Cellius Jan 12, 2007 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Everyone
This movie looks like shit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tritoch (Post 362512)
The only thing that interests me about Epic Movie is how they plan to thinly connect all those movies together.

And BAM, everyone went to the theater to find out and the piece of shit made its money back.

The Plane Is A Tiger Jan 12, 2007 02:56 AM

Um... What? Way to ignore the rest of my post where I said it's most likely going to be unwatchable shit. Morbid curiousity over how the shitpile will be constructed doesn't mean I actually care about the movie.

Cellius Jan 12, 2007 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Tritoch (Post 362592)
Um... What? Way to ignore the rest of my post where I said it's most likely going to be unwatchable shit. Morbid curiousity over how the shitpile will be constructed doesn't mean I actually care about the movie.

Well it was more of a generalization, since I imagine this curiosity will be a chief reason a lot of people will see it; hell, maybe the filmmakers were even banking on it.

dagget May 24, 2007 04:25 AM

Just watched this a little while ago. (It's out on DVD now) It wasn't too terribly bad. Of course I got the uncensored version.

It had some parts that made me laugh pretty hard, as well as some parts were painful, but I have to say that Darrel Hammond did a pretty damn good job of "Captain Jack Swallows"

Overall it's more or less what you'd expect from a knock off movie. Also, the outtakes are kinda funny.

Spoiler:
especially with Carmen Electra actually popping out of her blue rubber Mystique costume. :tpg:


It's worth a rent at least, that is if you like low brow humor and parodies.


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