Britney Divorces K-Fed. CNN BREAKING NEWS!
 

Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

Why this is on top of CNN.com is beyond me.

::noone cares::

Just had to edit your original title because it was a bit like shouting "Fire" in a crowded room.

I hope it wasn't just his inability to sing.

Double Post:
No complaints. I was just hoping to draw the attention of all the people who give a shit.

Oops she did it again. Another marriage over. At least this one lasted longer.

I didn't realise that they had lasted so long. Ah well..... *loses interest*

I'm betting that was the main reason. He was awful, let's hope that he doesn't release a "song" about the breakup.

but do people really give a shit about this? On the day of mid-term elections there has got to be something a lot better to paste in blazing red on the top of their page aside from this tripe. Give me a glowing red "Breaking News" headline that a group of Orthodox Jews decided to disrupt a gay pride parade by setting fires and stabbing people... or that Schwarzenegger's humvee somehow drove over him and killed him when getting home from voting for himself...

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:aargh: :aargh: :aargh:
Why god, why?????

I wonder how it will effect the election at hand

Oh good, she's finally hitting rock bottom. I hope she does some porn soon before it is too late.

Well, I am not surprised. These kinds of relationships don't seem to last very long, and Spears was going to be no exception. Funny how its the woman who wants the divorce.

Are you indirectly claiming that Britney possesses an ability to sing? Because believe me, brotha - girl can't sing but for wailing like a cat in heat.

I was seriously hoping that having two children would be a good enough reason for her to stick to her guns. I know that hasn't worked in the past, but I'm tired of celebrity weddings/break-ups. The more they do it, the more it perpetuates the joke.

Least it was the woman who was the rich one in this case. You all know how divorces usually favor the woman, so I hope they signed a pre-nup, and I hope that it sticks in court (in case K-Fed tries to get it overturned or something).

But yeah, like Donkey said at the end of the first Shrek, "Celebrity marriages, they never last." Couldn't be closer to the truth than that lol (I suppose it doesn't help that paparazzi follow them around like mad, but that's the price you pay for fame and fortune).

Well, I already know that I'm going to angst about this endlessly and not have the energy to go vote, thus rendering my ROCKING VOTE useless and letting someone else pick a white dude that they think I like. It'll be sweet, man. I just hope that K-Fed makes it through this horrible ordeal. :(

She probably sees him as a liability and an obstacle to her getting her career back on track. I don't feel too sorry for Kev though; she looks like a pug that has gone twelve rounds with Tyson.

Oh heavenly days? They're getting a divorce? However shall glorius America cope with such a devastating blow to such a talented and oft-respected starlet! This is most certainly such a pressing issue that needs to be covered by every news and radio station and everything else under the sun WOE WOE WOE BLATHER BLATHER BLATHER I'm gonna go play some more Pokemon now. Come back and find me when you have a topic thats actually worth giving two damns about. :P

I shall have to congratulate both of them on this wonderful news. "You left Kevin? CONGRATURATIONS!" "You left Britney? CONGRATURATIONS!" A winner is both of you!

Yeah, neither of them can sing, neither of them can dance, and neither of them are really worth giving a crap about. Her kids will be fine - she's rich enough she'll be able to hire some makeshift parents for 18 years.

Hopefully if she does porn, she goes back to looking like her old self. As in, her young self. As in her before-i-got-turned-into-ugly-slutbag self.

hell ya.

it seems that britney, finally not emotionally unstable due to pregnancy, is able to realize what's going on around her enough to realize k-fed is pretty much a ridiculous loser.

on a related note, it's clear she's got someone who has smacked sense into her (presumably the person/people responsible for her separation), enough to tell her, as someone who makes a living on image, to dress well and comb her hair when she goes out in public.

You're kiddi*lost intrest*

There goes whatever fame K-fed had. I can imagine his record label shutting down soon.

That's 5 posts directly stating that they don't give a shit about it, and another few indirectly stating it. Come on guys, you give a shit, and I have 22 ways to prove it!

I give a shit too. The future is in the children. The children don't give a soaring shit about elections. They care about celebrities, most notably that Britney skank. This is going to damage them, and therefore have a more noticeable effect in the households of everyday families than some election here and there.

:eyebrow:

In other news, thousands of teenagers now have absolutely no reason to dress-up as K-Fed for Halloween next year.



But you can still dress up as Britney. Especially if she does porn. :)

EDIT: The posts pile up even before I can finish mine. Proof pudding. :ashamed:

This is more important than the elections! Britney's available now... I'd better jump on that.

Well the only time i ever cared about britney was with that vid her husband released where she was totally wired.

I guess that bad to only know someone by that but that little clip was funny as hell made her look so stupid.

Oh well cant wait for the custody battles in the paper!.

When I heard about this, I just said to myself.... gee.. why am I not suprised. the custody battle ought to be entertaining though.

Spears divorced? You gotta be kidding.

looooool ='D Republicans holler at homosexuals getting marriage and how it sullies the "holy institution of wedlock"... But if they wanna see someone pissing on the image of marriage, look no further than celebrities. I mean really.

Last topic Britney had here was the one of her preggers statue. This is a momentous occasion!

haha... Well at least I knew this happened now instead of a year later. I just found out 2 weeks ago she had another baby. I was like "And where was the past 9 months?" I guess since I'm not at Albertsons anymore sitting in the breakroom reading People and other Celeb gossip magazines I lose touch. Oh well.

There is a distinct lack of popozao in this thread. I'm ashamed of all of you.

Oh, hell no. Neither can sing or dance, but I think that he is probably worse at it than her.

Nah, theyr'e just as bad as one another.

yeah, divorce is nothing new to britney now is it?

HAHAHA!!! Yeah, Republicans are dumb cause Britney Spears is a stupid bitch who's getting a divorce! Uh, er, um... wait a sec. That didn't sound right.

Just love how we bring partisan politics into everything here.

This is the reason why Rumsfeld is going to resign. Why lie.

Whoa. Thought she'd been married to this bozo for a couple weeks or some shit. Two years? o__O

Moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hate with celebrities.

o fuck. Rumsfeld stepped down and the president of my university is taking his spot! Good. I hated Gates '~'

Heh there were some jokes on RAW about Cena spearing Brittney. I wonder if those jokes will still occur after now the divorce has been announced?

its amazing how some people can stay in a state of euphoria as long as britney spears. its amazing how she could be so blind to what was going on with someone like her husband, going into marriage, having children, being humiliated in public... well life is life. some people are blind, like me :biggrin:

but anyhow, the main thing would be who cares.

In related news, I narrowly avoided several potentially broken bones and the displacement of all my personal belongings as the Earth, torn asunder by this wrenching news, somehow managed to continue spinning.

Suddenly, everything under the sun is news. Why lie?

Apperently Kevin is gonna try to fight for sole custody of the kids.... we all know what kind of mother matieral Spears is, but we know less about Kevin's parenting skills.

EDIT:
it just occurred to me, who does Brittany and Kevin reminde me of?

http://www.outpost-daria.com/images/brittany.gif http://www.outpost-daria.com/images/kevin.gif

aww, just like their animated counterparts...

you know, I never thought about that before. excellent point and good reference. kinda makes you think of the movie dumb and dumber don't it?

I could say something about Whitney Houston and list all the many similarities, but is that really necessary? I think not.

Anyways - It's MESSY DIVORCE FUN FUN MEDIA TIME! YAAAAAAAAY! :D

Dude, that wasn't even a sentence. Sorry to play grammar police, but I have no idea what you were even trying to convey.

I'm really curious as to why anybody actually gives a fuck. I don't understand the obsession with Britney Spears at all. Yeah, I'd hit it, but she's nothing more than a 20 something who's got a ton of cash who screws up the same way as millions of other dumb girls. It just so happens that whenever she screws up, the whole world is ready to tune in and critique her every move. And it's not just Spears either, it's every fucking celebrity. I have no idea why so much money is spent on shit like People magazine and those bullshit celeb shows. It's to the point where people make careers out of worshipping actors/actresses/musicians/wealthy people. Why can't people just live their own fucking lives?

I believe this news is every bit as relevant and holds as much sway over the human population, if not more:
i has no shuvel

Haha! The fact that this actually made news is sad. The Democrats are actually winning; Britney and K-Fed get more publicity. Ah well. That aside, I do believe it's the smartest move Britney has ever done. But it can't beat trying to teach her baby to drive. xD

Gelfing --
"Moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hat with celebrities."

Bad grammar? Meh. I'm typing the way I talk. So sue me. Only typo there originally was the "e" following hat (hate).

I AM moreso making a jab at divorces and marriages being done at the drop of a hat with celebrities.

Clearer?

Yeah, thanks. A subject and linking verb help out quite a bit from time to time.

Pardon me, Grammar Goering.

I don't think anyone is surprised by Britany getting another divorce.

Oh...no.

I wonder though where this leaves wrestling fans. They booed K-Fed heavily and were especially happy when Cena took him down with an FU. However, supposedly, Spears laughed at K-Fed's antics. Hmmm, wrestling storyline??!?!
Brooke Hogan VS Brittany Spears with K-Fed and Hogan in their respective corners? Mania 25?!?!?! MAYBE.

Anyway,why this is news is beyond me. The only attention it is getting is that people are annoyed it is getting attention...

Oh wow this fiasco just keeps on oozing more and more class. Behold the latest, new, dirty variable introduced into this sad equation of trashy people and wiggers: Yep, that's right. Le Sex Tape. (One that's four hours long at that). Since it seems to be his property, looks like she might not be able to get rid of him as easily as one would have previously thought. Honestly when will people learn to not freaking tape themselves naked when famous?


If anyone had any doubt of just how sacred marriage is, there's no room for question now. This is some great evidence for Repugs' already profound(retarded) views on marriage in our society.:edgartpg:

hmmm... Perhaps it was recorded in secret?

"Daddy, how comes you got custody and not mommy?"
"Because I threatened to show the whole world our sick and twisted sex life."
"Daddy I think I'm going to go through an awfull out of control teenage rebellion filled with hatred for you in later life :D"

Is there a famous person who isn't a moron? The only person I can think of is maybe Oprah Winfrey - but she rules the female world with an iron fist. XD

Imagine what she'll tell her children: "Your conception was the number one rated youtube video of 2007 ^_________^"

Britney's a skank, Kevin is an arrogant asshole jerk, and ten-to-one their kids will wind up needing serious serious therapy.