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Infernal Monkey Oct 2, 2006 10:45 PM

Burger King Xbox / 360 games, pretty expensive
 
Four bucks each! Here's where I do lots of quoting from the mayo!

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Originally Posted by some internet
Today, McDonald's rival Burger King officially announced a campaign that takes a different tack to a gaming tie-in. Instead of offering toys that evoke games and promote activity, the fast-food chain is going to offer three Xbox and Xbox 360 games of its own this holiday season, each of them slathered with Burger King branding like so much mayonnaise on a Double Whopper with cheese.

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The three games will be playable on either the Xbox or Xbox 360, although a Burger King representative told GameSpot there will be no achievements for 360 players to earn. "These are not backward-compatible original Xbox games, but truly designed and developed for each platform separately," the Burger King representative said. "There are two versions on each disc, specifically made for each platform. This has never been done before for a title." They will be available from November 19 through December 24 at participating Burger King locations for $3.99 with the purchase of a value meal. All of the games are rated E for Everybody.
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Pocketbike Racer will feature a number of Burger King mascots, including the King, the Subservient Chicken, the Whopper Jr., and former host of E!'s Wild On series, Brooke Burke. Five levels will be included, as will multiplayer races for four people on the same Xbox or Xbox 360, or eight people online over Xbox Live.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5...5screenrp0.jpg

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Big Bumpin' also takes a lineup of BK mascots and pits them against one another in vehicular competition, but this game isn't a race so much as a bumper-car ride. The game features a number of theme-park settings and on-track hazards like saws and bottomless pits, as well as bump-pumping power-ups. Big Bumpin' will also have four-player action and online multiplayer support.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/365...5screenmu6.jpg

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Finally, Sneak King takes the stealth action genre and puts it to a friendlier use than usual. Instead of tiptoeing behind enemy guards to silently snap their necks, players will sneak up on hungry people to surprise them with offerings of Burger King food. Gamers will have to sneak up on people in a logging yard, a construction site, downtown, and the suburbs, and they will be graded on their performance "based on how elaborate the delivery is executed."
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9...4screenwn7.jpg

SNEAK KING = GOTY

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE Oct 2, 2006 10:52 PM

The Sneak King screenshot has to be the funniest one I've ever seen. Seriously laughing off line, here.

Slayer X Oct 2, 2006 11:06 PM

I do find this quite commical myself. At the same time however I don't think that games need to be made as interactive advertisements. People are already bitch'n about real ad's in current games like Fight Night 3. I don't really care all that much for I'll got get a combo at Wendy's before I buy one of thoes crap games, just none of you other companies get any ideas of making a trend out of this. We already have enough problems with crap games based on crap movies, we don't need your crap too.

JasonTerminator Oct 3, 2006 12:53 AM

I am certainly buying Sneak King, and possibly the others too.

Hail to the King, baby.

galen Oct 3, 2006 12:54 AM

Oh man. Part of me wants to be all upset and hostile like our boy Slayer here, but a larger part can't help but laugh every time I see The King. And that last one is priceless.
http://imagesocket.com/images/king_rape486.jpg

Grundlefield Earth Oct 3, 2006 01:32 AM

360 achievements are mandatory for every game so these games fail off the bat

galen Oct 3, 2006 01:49 AM

Don't worry, still plenty of games out there to help you prove how big your e-penis is.

Infernal Monkey Oct 3, 2006 01:50 AM

Oh shi- GAME OF THE YEAR also has the best box art ever.

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2...96frontre6.jpg

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Oct 3, 2006 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by BZ
360 achievements are mandatory for every game so these games fail off the bat

God forbid you waste most of your life playing computer games and have no way to prove it to the rest of the world...

It's a real shame that its pretty much guaranteed these won't get a PAL release. Sneak King looks funny as fuck.

Grundlefield Earth Oct 3, 2006 08:03 AM

It was a joke retards. I was just saying that they would have stood a chance of more people buying their happy meals with them then without them.

God gff is losing it.

Musharraf Oct 3, 2006 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

OMFG man there are underaged children here O_o

*AkirA* Oct 3, 2006 02:59 PM

How is "Sneak King" not the first AO rated game? It should be put in the genre of survival horror.

Burp Oct 3, 2006 04:43 PM

Mc Donalds needs to release M.C. Kids on XBLA or VC...

TonyDaTigger Oct 3, 2006 07:28 PM

According to Major Nelson, there WILL be gamescore and achievements.

Mucknuggle Oct 3, 2006 08:59 PM

Sneak King is AMAZING. I can't wait to read reviews. I'm tempted to rent an Xbox just to play the game. LOLin

Solis Oct 4, 2006 11:48 AM

Wow...that's just hilarious. Granted, it's a little strange paying for what's essentially an advertisement, but they just look so lol. I think it's funny that Pocketbike Racer has online play when something like Gran Tourismo 4 doesn't.

I like how the King's facial expression never changes. Like Bobo.

Elixir Oct 4, 2006 04:35 PM

This is what a HDTV was meant to be used for.

The Plane Is A Tiger Oct 4, 2006 05:44 PM

Oh god, Sneak King makes me wish I had an Xbox more than any actual Xbox game ever has. Pocketbike Racer's inclusion of the Subservient Chicken as a character is just plain awesome as well. This has to be the greatest fast food ad campaign ever.

nuttyturnip Oct 4, 2006 06:07 PM

The Xbox live support is awesome as well. Almost makes me wish I had a 360, but it'll do just was well on my regular Xbrick.

Dogen Oct 25, 2006 12:20 PM

Break open some champagne, these may eventually be available in Europe.

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Blitz Games, the developer behind three Xbox 360 games to be sold in Burger King restaurants across the US, has revealed there's a strong chance the games will appear in Europe soon.
Eurogamer.net

Zukan Oct 25, 2006 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dogen
Break open some champagne, these may eventually be available in Europe.


Eurogamer.net

Then that's it. I'm getting a 360.

Antignition Oct 30, 2006 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BZ
It was a joke retards. I was just saying that they would have stood a chance of more people buying their happy meals with them then without them.

God gff is losing it.

No way dude, you just forgot the smiley face to let everyone know you were joking! A facetious statement without a :biggrin: is just ASKING for trouble!

UltimaIchijouji Oct 30, 2006 07:25 AM

I'm going out to buy a 360 right now.

Solis Nov 2, 2006 10:06 PM

Trailer for Sneak King is on IGN: http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/8...64/vids_1.html

I don't think anything more needs to be said.

Zip Nov 3, 2006 07:34 AM

Instant win.

Elixir Nov 3, 2006 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Solis
Trailer for Sneak King is on IGN: http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/8...64/vids_1.html

I don't think anything more needs to be said.

Okay, seriously.

Why is there a guy chopping the bottom of a tree when there's already an hourglass shaped cut in the center of it?

Syphex Nov 3, 2006 11:43 AM

this shit better be coming to Canada.

Gecko3 Nov 3, 2006 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Solis
Trailer for Sneak King is on IGN: http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/8...64/vids_1.html

I don't think anything more needs to be said.

OMG LOL, I'm gonna buy that game now just for the sheer ridiculousness of it (not to mention it's only 4 bucks). It's probably gonna be one of those "It's so stupid it's good" things.

I love how they make it seem like a horror movie/game lol.

K_ Takahashi Nov 3, 2006 03:22 PM

Since I work for that monarch-themed place I have been curious of what games we were getting ever since the posters and other materials went up nearly two weeks ago.

Though our store is so cheap, I wonder how many (or any for that matter) we are getting.

DjMeas Nov 3, 2006 03:23 PM

I need to get an XBOX 360 just for this!!

LOOKS AWESOME!

Hotobu Nov 3, 2006 11:16 PM

That's awesome. I haven't had any reason to go into a Burger King until now, that shit is bought.

value tart Nov 13, 2006 07:06 PM

Why isn't anyone complaining that Sneak King is marketting stalking people to children as an activity for fun?

Oh wait, because he's giving them HAMBURGERS.

"HEY, why is my kid stalking people? That is SO offensive, I'm going to write to my -- hey, is that a hamburger? HAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMBBBUUURGGGGERRR!!!! GO THE FUCK TO YOUR ROOM BILLY AND LET DADDY PLAY!"

JasonTerminator Nov 20, 2006 01:10 AM

I picked up Sneak King today, and it's pretty good for a $4 game. Easy as all hell so far, but still good.

The best part is the King doing his little dance when he delivers the food! And if they see you before you deliver, they actually loose their appetite.

Oh yeah, it has achievements too. Really tiny point scores, 5 and 10 so far, but some people care that much.

Solis Nov 20, 2006 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JasonTerminator
The best part is the King doing his little dance when he delivers the food! And if they see you before you deliver, they actually loose their appetite.

That's quite a realistic feature. If I saw a guy in a freaky mask and a cape coming up to me, food would probably be the last thing on my mind.

Anyone played these games on the original Xbox? I assume it's pretty much the same game on both platforms. I have to say, these games look so ridiculous that I just have to give them a try. I rarely eat at Burger King, but I guess I can make a trip to pick up these games (wow, marketing that actually works).

The Sneak King and Pocketbike racer ones look OK, but I'm not sure about the bumper cars one...what's the point of it? Oh, and do people really play those games online?

Gecko3 Nov 22, 2006 05:14 PM

Picked up all three games just because it's cheap (and cause they look silly).

Sneak King is kind of like Metal Gear Solid, where you have to hide and stuff like that, except instead of killing bad guys, you're presenting people with food, and often doing a silly dance with it (called "flourish" in this game). You can hide in stuff like garbage cans or large piles of leaves (or even inside houses), and the people have a field of vision that if you step into it, they lose their appetite and you lose your chain (which multiplies your points). You can "run", but if you do it too close to people, they may turn around to look at you (his sneaking animation is hiliarious though where he quickly tiptoes towards people and what not).

I have to say though, I've noticed some bugs already in it. My very first game, the king spawned below the map, so I couldn't move or anything, and had to turn off the 360 and turn it back on to fix it. Other times I'd go into a house to hide, and then the game freezes up.

The racing one is an awful lot like Mario Kart for the most part. But it's not as fun (partly cause there's only 5 tracks, and partly because it doesn't really do anything particularly new). There are different modes you can play though, such as a battle mode (where you try to score the most hits against someone instead of racing), or a hardcore mode (where it's straight racing against others, with no weapons or powerups on the road).

Saw a bug with this one too, where I hit a wall, and then got stuck in it, and had to wait till the computer racers finished to get out of the hole.

The bumper car one confused the hell out of me. I played it for like 10 minutes before getting bored of it. I had no idea what I was supposed to be doing for the majority of the game, and the computer seemed to cheat a lot (like I hit them and they don't move far, but they hit me and I fall back like 20 feet, usually into a bottomless pit). On top of that, it's really, really hard to tell which car is yours sometimes, so you'll probably end up driving off the edge of the map cause you're looking at the wrong car. This game looks like it has potential in terms of multiplayer though.

You definitely get what you pay for with these games, but they are fun for the short time that you play them (cept maybe the last one I mentioned), and these could become collectors items later on (depending on how popular they become).

Balcony Heckler Nov 22, 2006 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ROT-4
this shit better be coming to Canada.

this shit is already in canada

Gechmir Nov 22, 2006 10:59 PM

Sneak King = LOL ;D

THIS IS A SNACKING MISSION =U

Zip Nov 25, 2006 04:03 PM

HAY GUYS
Sneak_King_USA_READNFO_XBOX-iND.torrent
WIN

speculative Dec 9, 2006 12:51 PM

I just saw the TV commercial for Sneak King. OMG. This game makes me want to buy a 360 just to play it. Gears of War doesn't, no other game does, but this game seriously does. Burger King's comic timing is genius. :D

CryHavoc Dec 12, 2006 12:31 AM

Sup Infernal

http://show.imagehosting.us/show/181...-1_1815832.jpg

Man i suck at photoshop :(


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