GAMINGFORCE INTELLIGENCE TEST
 

Since the dawn of time, man has struggled to learn the secrets of the intellect, the intangible something that makes one man mentally stronger than another. For millenia, the true essence of what we call "brilliance" has eluded us. NO MORE. In one bold motion, I have devised a new and flawless intelligence test. There will be no more of the vague and meaningless "IQ Score". No, this test is a simple binary construction: you will be judged as either intelligent or not intelligent.

Gentlemen, here are your pencils. You may begin.

Unopposed, I win!

A Rival Appears!

Smooth beats Crunchy since it's more pleasing aesthetically and doesn't require effort and a voluntary reflex to dirty your teeth with crunching.

Smooth? Might as well just put it in a glass and DRINK IT then. SMOOTH?! Peanuts are not smooth, they trip over while dancing! You can't take that away from them!

Smooth is the way to go. If I wanted peanuts, I'd get peanuts. Is butter crunchy? No. Why should peanut butter be crunchy?

If you didn't want peanuts you should have stuck to plain butter then! Or water! Water on the toast! Yum yum!

Who eats a butter sandwich? I tried a mayonnaise one once. That wasn't good.

Agreed; smooth is for girly-men.

Smooth for the win...I just don't like the crunchy stuff as much as smooth. Like it's been said above, you don't have to chew the smooth.

Maybe, but I don't want to spend another four years wearing painful braces after crunching down on peanuts just to prove my manliness. NO MORE PUREE FOR ME, THANKS!

What do you mean you don't have to chew the smooth? If it's in a sandwich anyway I really hope you're not swallowing the entire thing whole. That's bad for you, y'know.

Smooth by FAR

That crunchy texture stuff doesn't belong between two walls of MUSH

Sounds like someone should make an appointment with the dentist.

Crunchy was invented when some lazy fuck decided it was okay to half-ass REAL peanutbutter

It's not really peanut butter unless there's some crunch to it. If it's plain old smooth, it's just peanut spread. Or maybe Hydrogenated peanut paste. Definately not true peanut butter, though.

Numbers don't lie. Smooth outsmooths crunchy.

Smooth, all the way.

I chose crunchy, but only because I rarely have it, so it's more like a treat of sorts. *makes no sense*

Normally I'm not picky about peanut butter. Peanut butter is gooooood...

Where's the "neither" option?
I don't like peanut butter at all D:

Am I an idiot now? ;_;

Merely dead. On the inside! Alive on the outside! It's like a reverse microwave dinner that needs more time!

This man speaks 100% unfiltered TRUTH.

Oh yeah well.. well SMOOTH was invented by.. some really ugly, fat old man! Who sat on the peanuts! Yeah! Then he farted on them eeeeeww!

Tee hee!

:lolsign:

I was actually trying to come up with how the crunchy peanut butter was invented, but I'm not so funny.

WHY DID WHO COMPROMISE THE TEST INTEGRITY

PENCILS DOWN

YOU ARE ALL CHEATERS

I didn't know peanut butter came in cat flavor!

Now my choice has been compromised...

Who eats cats? Or this just a random popularity check? I think I'll still take smooth peanut butter. I have to feed cats.

I chose smooth only because it felt more "complete".

Ideally, the correct answer is "Goober Grape", as this solves the problem of having to open two jars and fuss with cleaning the knife off between steps.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2...oobergrape.jpg

Look at that. LOOK AT THAT. It's like a circus in a little jar!

I've never really liked grape, but I have to admit that's pretty impressive.

That sure beats the awful chocolate and peanut butter mixed together in a jar we get here. IT TASTES LIKE BURNING.

Crunchy, naturally. It's the off-road variant. Smooth is the faggot yobbo penthouse enthusiast's preserve.

One more NSW shitty exclusive, or do you shop at expat grocery stores? I have never seen the combo outside one or two things friends have bought from 'Food USA, Inc'.

It's at good old Aldi, has some creepy looking dancing peanut type thing on the label and looks a lot like spew.

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4...peanutsdj5.jpg

Mmmm!

I'm allergic to peanuts

:(

I LOVE crunchy! Why? Its because I LOVE peanuts, but I also LOVE Peanut butter. Its great to have both at the same time! I love a smooth, crunchy taste!

Integration is beautiful.

You win forever thanks to this post.

Im voting for Crash's post.

Smooth, if I wanted something crunchy, I'd go chew on some peanuts.

I enjoy both, but nutella is like dessert.

Where is my super chunk peanut butter? I love peanut butter so thick, so chunky, you taste the PEANUT more than anything else. Especially on a rice cracker.

...And this is coming from a dental assistant. If you break your teeth on super chunk peanut butter, your problem isn't the peanut butter... You're just a wuss.

I pick smooth, as I don't care for unbutterfied peanuts, and don't generally trust the idea of Things in My Spread. That's probably attributable to my sister though, who would put paprika and onion salt in my PB sandwiches when we were younger.

People who like smooth shouldn't be allowed to have children. Otherwise their children are brainwashed to like smooth as well, which forms a chain, and leaves us *normal* people in the minority...fighting to stay alive. Then, crunchy is taken off the shelves and out of circulation because of these douchebags that are too lazy to work their jaws (yea...we need more of them around).

Seriously folks, it happened with left-handed people and it's going to happen to us crunchy-loving folk too. Soon, im going to be the only left-handed guy that likes peanut butter the way it's supposed to be.

I HOPE EVERYONE'S HAPPY WITH THEMSELVES.

Crunchy is the way to go. I like texture. Gives character. It's the same reason why I like pulp in my orange juice. Cause that's how it's supposed to taste!

It really depends on what I am sticking in my mouth. If it's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I prefer crunchy. But if it's on crackers or ice cream, I definitely prefer smooth.

I guess it depends on how much texture I'm looking for.

It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.

Now, I admit to being gullible, but that whole "study" thing is a lie, right?

(Because it would be SO FUCKING AWESOME if it wasn't.)

Alice fuckings wins. :p

Anyway, i voted crunchy yesterday but didn't feel like posting since it was THE EQUALIZER. Now that we're in the lead, I'm not so embarassed. Woohoo!

When I put peanut butter in a sandwich, I usually don't put jelly, just because I don't like jelly. So crunchy peanut butter adds some extra texture to my sandwich, and I like it.

I wish it were true. Sadly, I made the whole thing up to push my right-wing crunchy peanut butter agenda.

You, with your lies, are trying to disrupt the market, much like the rumors of Yellow-5 did to Mountain Dew and Mellow Yellow.

I go both ways.

...but I voted for smooth since it just makes the homemade strawberry jam so much better when I don't have the extra taste of the peanuts...

also, Nutella < Peanut Butter....it's just too sweet for my taste

You're putting PEANUT BUTTER on your sandwich, and you want to avoid the taste of peanuts? What?!

I'll say avoid the crunch...a better term????

Republicans vote smooth. So your crunchy is a bunch of left wing hippy bullshit.

It's true, it's all true!

Pretty sneaky, sis.

Smooth. Smooth all the way. Because crunchy is for faggots.

No. When you posted that, I immediately thought of Crunch bars.

My head is spinning like a top.

LOL YR HED ASPLOTE

A cat is fine, too.

How does that make sense? Smooth outsmooths crunchy? Er...


I'm left handed and I prefer chunky/crunchy peanut butter.

When he posted that, there were more people who voted for smooth...

Ah, I see. That's fair enough.

Fuck crunchy. If I wanted nuts in my peanut butter I'd just drop my pants.

No! Crunchy won! Wait, this wasn't a competition... What are the Intelligence Test results?

42.86% of GFF is intelligenter than 39.29% of GFF. 17.86% of GFF think a cat is fine too. And crunchy peanut butter is crunchier than smooth peanut butter.

I'm pretty pissed off that A cat is fine too didn't win.

Oh well, at least that peanut butter & jelly shit didn't win. Lord, I tried some of that and it was horrible. They quickly erased it from New Zealand within a month due to poeple collapsing and dying in the streets.