Ah God, WTF are you eating?
 

We all have them. Some fucked up dish you eat a few times a week. Like my friend´s ex... Fucking broad would constantly eat flour tortillas with some ranch spread on top.

Me, I used to love Flaming Hot Cheetos with five limes squeezed over ´em. The resulting juice left afterwards (sour and slightly spicy) was beautiful. If they sold bottles of that juice prepackaged I´d pay top dollar.

When of my new dishes since hitting Guatemala is a sandwich. White bread, some refried beans spread on one slice, one omelet style egg on the other, and plenty of Mayan hot sauce. FUCK YES.

"Ah God, WTF are you eating?" was the exact same phrase I said when I ate with my friend at KFC sometime back. He loves eating coleslaw with ketchup or chili sauce. Looking at him mix that together already made me lose my appetite, and yet he insist that I try them.

As for myself, I can't think of any dish I like that's strange at the moment.

Hmm, reminds me of the only blonde girlfriend I had. Took her to McDonalds, since I roll in so much money, and she started dipping her fries in her vanilla shake. But then, being the loyal boyfriend, I let her give me one and I liked it. Then I ate the rest of her fries. SIlly ass broad...

You've never dipped fries in your milkshake before? That shit is delicious! In fact, if you DON'T like that, there might be something wrong with you. Speaking of gross KFC eatting habbits. A few of my friends put one pack of hotsauce and one of ketchup into their gravy that they put on their mash potatoes.... It's fucked up.

Dipping fries in shakes are alright-providing the fries isn't all oily and coated with salt with you dip it into a cup of sweet vanilla shake. The same guy I ate with in KFC also like dipping fries into ice cream. He said he got these strange eating habits from his dad.

I quite like mustard with cucumber in sandwiches or something.

I used to eat banana and cheese sandwiches as a kid but I sorta went off those :V

THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who liked to do that because I don't know a SINGLE motherfucker who actually enjoys the taste of hot fries with cold vanilla shake. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Whenever I got a few heads at the house playing games and shootin' the shit, I always provide food. Every once in a while we go to Domino's and order a large pizza and a couple orders of buffalo wings. Well, the buffalo wings are the first thing to get devoured, but after they're gone that spicy vinegar sauce that's left at the bottom makes an INCREDIBLE dip for the pizza. If you thought ranch was the only acceptable condiment that you could dip pizza in FUCK WHATCHA HEARD.

This is also probably more widely acceptable everywhere except in my town, but whenever I grill a steak I grill it rare. Like REALLY rare. Grill on high, cook for a minute and a half on each side and it's done. When I drop it on my plate, it BLEEDS. If only you guys saw the expressions on people's faces when they see me eating a steak that rare... Fuckin' aye. One of my mom's friends even offered to "pray a rosary" so save me from the "demonios de guzgueria". (demons of gluttony)

OOH LAWDY BLESS THEM CRAZY CATHOLIC MEXICANS! :tpg:

I don't know what it is, but black people at my school fucking drench everything in ranch dressing. They put loads of it on pizza, fries, chicken sandwiches, etc. etc. I hate the taste of ranch, so that may have something to do with it, but they just keep pressing the damn dispenser over and over until their little tray is damn near overflowing. Ugh.

The one thing I can never empathise with - Marmite =s

I guess that's not really bizzare, but then if you're thinking along those lines I'm sure nothing would make me cringe. To list a few of my eating habits that have been outlined as odd by my friends: I sometimes eat raw gravy powder, I drink tomato juice with balsamic vinegar and salt, I like ketchup and mayo (yeah just by itself)... I'd continue but the list is far too big. None of the stuff described so far here seems too bad to me. In fact it's given me a few pointers...

I do not think it is the worst thing since I do it constantly, but ketchup sandwhiches are the thing for me. I even have a shirt I got somewhere that says I put Ketchup on my Ketchup, but that is a different story...

Most of my guy friends eat their steak rare. It doesn't bug me to watch them eat it, but I don't like it.

My little cousin eats popcorn with peanut butter and puts fruit snacks on his pretzel sticks. I find that pretty icky.

That in itself should illicit a "WTF are you eating." Although their pot pies aren't too bad every once in a while. I actually had a craving for one pretty recently.

I used to like dipping steamed broccoli in barbecue sauce. And people give me the strangest looks when I mix corn/peas with mashed potatoes.

In high school, I remember seeing several people eating raw ramen noodles coated with seasoning mixed in a sandwich bag. One of my other classmates also dipped Flaming Hot Cheetos in cream cheese. I never tried it, but she always included that with her lunch.

My sister does that, but she's fucking nuts.

I really like plain yogurt, pickles, and a short glass of lemon juice. Dip pickles in yogurt, drink half of the lemon juice, finish off the yogurt, then the lemon juice. People think I'm crazy, but it will help prepare your stomach for digesting stuff like raw fish and exotic meat dishes.

I also dip my fries in custard/ice cream/milk shake products.

Dude, putting corn in mashed potatoes is fucking awesome. It gives it a nice added taste and texture that's just perfect. I never thought it was too odd, especially since I often see them plated next to each other with a steak, or something of that variety.

It's the norm in most cultures but I still get squeamish looks when I explain my favorite piece of cow is the tendon. Broil in beef stock and served with noodles? No contest.

I spread mango cream cheese on a heated flour tortilla and call it good...and get strange looks from my roommates. Not that odd, but it's the wierdest thing I eat.

BLEAH, I can't stand tendons. I just want to retch every time I bite down on one.

This one's not too weird, but when I was little I liked to eat peanut butter with syrup drizzled on top. There are also these "enchiladas" that my dad makes that involve yellow corn tortillas, cream of mushroom soup, canned green chiles, and lots of cheese. They look like barf but taste awesome. I haven't been able to get anyone outside of the family to try them yet, though.

i dont really think this is wierd, but someone might. i like pb and banana sandwiches.~

Peanut butter and banana is a heavenly combination, and should never be thought of as "weird".

My mother puts vinegar in her sprite.
And my family has a thing for salt on peeled fruits.
...And soysauce on pineapples.

But its not bad. :)

As a snack, I put cottage cheese in between two potato chips to make a weird, bite-sized sandwich. It's a tasty snack, but I only eat them rarely. I don't go out of my way to buy cottage cheese and chips for the mini-sandwiches.

Also, at restaurants, I usually grab the lemon wedge that's served with water and consume the wedge whole. I love its sour taste. Whoever I'm eating with (be it friends, family, or whatever) find it odd that I'd do this, and I usually ask for their wedges since they aren't going to eat them. I only eat the wedges after I'm eating, though, and I usually drink about two cups of water. I'm paranoid that the new pH might burn a hole in my stomach.

I'm pretty damn sure hydrochloric acid is more acidic than lemon juice. I do the same thing, by the way. :)

I do this with creamcheese (which is basically dip anyway), but I don't know if I'd try it with cottage cheese.

I eat leftovers for breakfast sometimes, and people I know think that's really strange.

Yeah, that's true, but I'm still going to make sure I don't eat lemons on an empty stomach. I'm paranoid like that. I'm glad to know that I'm not the only one who eats lemon wedges. :)

Hmm... I haven't tried chips with cream cheese. I'd better check the refridgerator for any leftover cream cheese. This new combination sounds tasty.

...so does this mean my peanut butter & honey sandwiches are wierd?

http://efnep.ucdavis.edu/images/Eatf...ead%20copy.jpg

Me: so, uh... what's in it?
Mom: I don't know. It's good though.

The weirdest stuff I eat is cereal without milk.

Normal ranch is pretty disgusting, but spicy ranch - that stuff is badass.

Same thing at my school. Chicken is understandable, but pizza and fries go along the lines of really weird.



And yes, on occasion, I ate fries with my milkshake. It had a certain essence of goodness - try it.

Ooooo peanut butter and honey is awesome~

I don't like ranch with my pizza or on chicken sandwiches, but it's delicious with chicken strips and fries.

The weirdest thing I ate/eat is 'balut'. Duck fetus.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...-Balut_Egg.jpg

But I know people who eat spaghetti then mix it whith rice. WHAT THE FOOD?

My cousin likes to take a tub of cottage cheese and just eat it with a spoon. I shudder at the thought.

That duck fetus looks very interesting. How is one consumed? Just... as is? or is it boiled in a broth?

As for the spaghetti and rice, I think that is hillarious, because I have two friends who will order fried rice and lo-mein. I always thought it was the silliest thing, and it is good to know I'm not alone.

I like to make my ramen and throw in a few slices of provolone cheese after they're cooked. It becomes this ooey gooey mess of noodles and cheese. Delicious.

I also have a weird thing where, if I order from Dominos, and I happen to get pizza and cinna sticks, I'll dip the pizza in the icing that comes with the cinna sticks. It is so fucking good, I swear.

I'm sure I've done other weird food things, but that's all I can think of.

I remember back in my school days, I would mix ketchup and mayo together for my french fries, but that really wasn't so uncommon.

One of my dormmates eats white rice and ketchup. What in hell is up with that? I get sick just thinking about it.

Sour Apple Jolly Ranchers dipped in Bulls-Eye Barbeque Sauce with a mouthful of Pepsi. There's a taste explosion for you, right there. Used to grab the BBQ tub from the high school cafeteria, buy the Ranchers from the school store, and bring the soda from home. Then, in study hall...Mmmm. I'd still eat it today if any supermarket in my area actually sold Sour Apple Jolly Ranchers.

You know what? That sounds strangely delicious...

What the hell am I saying?

I think the weirdest thing I can think of is that my friend eats his fillet o fish with ketchup....and i mean like puts a healthy dose on every bite.

I dunno I don't think I have anything that wierd though

Man, in prison sometimes the food would be so horrible you would be forced into eating the prison store staple food: RAMEN. Some of the guys there got really good at making ramen "spreads" over the years. Dicing beef jerky, meat chubs, bars of mozarella and cheddar cheese, etc into the ramen. Some would let it sit and harden for a couple of hours and eat it like tamales. One of my favorite experiments was adding ranch to the whole mix.

Shame, can´t really find Top Ramen in this country.

Wasn't there a thread about this? Maybe I'm thinking pre-crash. Anyway, it's cooked just like a boiled egg and you eat it as such commonly accompanied by salt.

I know it's almost suicide,but the TASTE of mentos and pepsi is good.....I don't drink it,since I saw one guy who did it,and had it coming out his butt....O_o;


simply normal potato chips with hot sauce is good

I wouldn't be suprised if others did this,but sometimes I put peanut butter in my ice cream...

you ever tried fried dog?....XDDDDD just playin!!!!


I know I've done some weird stuff,but can't remember what at the moment...

Hmm, had to read this thread a little closer.

After workouts I used to always eat peanut butter and honey sandwiches with toasted bread. There is absolutely nothing WTF ARE YOU EATING about that. Damn it.

I love dipping pizza crust in ranch. And I used to eat straight cottage cheese, but as more of a diet thing. Didn`t really like it until I started tossing peaches in.

You add lemon to them and they're a godly delicious mess.


I've had fried cat... It wasn't bad, actually and I didn't know what it was until my friend told me what it was. It tasted a lot like deer meat which is real tough to chew but it really wasn't bad at all. Even after I learned what it was I thought... Fuck man, I got a damn near endless supply of food in my town RIGHT NOW!

I got a wierd look when I put avocado on top of my hotdog once. Taste really good o_0
I like the fact that hispanic people think of any animal and talk proud of how they ate them ^^. "Iguna, yeah those are delicious" "rats fried to a crisp are the shit" "cats and dogs, taste like chicken"

It tastes like dried fish. My uncles in Mexico make jerky out of its meat and belts out of its skin.

I would NEVER eat these filthy motherfuckers.

I've never had dog and cat does not taste like chicken. I never would have tried it if my friend who served it to me at his house weren't Filipino. :p

Bet no one's ever tried these before. I like to dip homemade french fries or hashbrowns in the yolk of sunny-side-up eggs. It's not a far stretch from my typical diced potatoes and mayonaise. There's also this delicious beet salad my mom makes with onions, cilantro, lemon juice, olive oil, and salt topped with a dollop of cottage cheese. It's the only way I like beets and it beats any salad hands down.

Are you kidding? That's so good.

Fried eggs in maple syrup. Seriously, don't knock it until you've tried it. They're fucking incredible!

Oh, and marmite-honey sandwiches.

No, serious shit, that sounds fucking delicious.

Here's what I always do when I eat breakfast food at diner's:

I get my eggs(over-easy) and bacon, and stick them all inside my pancakes in the middle row. I pour syrup, and butter over the top and cut them up and eat them. I always eat the hashbrowns and sausage separate, though.

Here's another breakfast delight: sausage with a side of maple syrup for dipping.

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