If this inactivity continues I'm going to have to make my hobbit warlock get down to business and see you in hell.

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I think we're all waiting on Shin to open that there door like he said he was going to do.

In the land of the broken arms, the limp-wristed man is king

Fine, Jesus, in my role as the low hp dude with no armour and a predeliction for ranged attacks in a group made up almost exclusively of well armoured close combat specialists, I'll open the door then.

Fuckers.

My offer to definitely not intentionally kill someone's character is still open

"Plug the gap with your body woman." Ouch, nobody even crossed the 50' of room with Bob? Thank goodness for lucky initiative rolls.

For the briefest of moments I thought those might be helmed horrors. But that would just be mean.

So, wait...it's an armored brain? :psyduck:

You are not living up to this puffy shirt at all, Garr. Let's see some action. Jump off of something and then laugh. Swing on a rope. Do something.

Or at least try to out-gay knk.

The puffy shirt, you understand. It's a little fruity.

Nothing can out-gay knk.

Where was Brady during all this boredom? It's Arg's duty to randomly smash down a door when things get too slow.

Well I'm super busy with actual life events right now, so my involvement will hopefully speed up a bit, but not that much. I'll certainly try and move things along.

Closing doors is a minor action right?

Right?

Please?

Actually, I don't think it even matters. I was planning on moving right one square, then shifting to get further away and closing the door as I went but I'm not sure you can do move-move-minor can you? Also, once the door's shut, would I still need to shift to avoid an opportunity attack or could I just run away?

Yes.

Yes.

They can't very well attack you through the door;, they're just animated buckets of metal, not battering rams.

Sorry, was the second one yes you can or yes you can't?

I'm going to assume yes you can and run away now.

looks like it's time for possibilities.png to make another visit!

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/possibilities.png

Oh, possibilities.png. You're so helpful.

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SHIN HERE IS A GUIDE TO DEFEAT BRAIN IN A JAR

STEP 1

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SMASH JAR


STEP 2

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SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH


YOU GOT SOME SPLAINING TO DO.

Yeah, that thing Shin just did where he just made a general skill-independent monster knowledge check

That works for anything

So you guys know

(I mean, the appropriate skill is still checked against but you don't have to declare the use of that skill specifically)

Ain't no thing.

sage advice

also BRADY IT'S YOUR TURN (he forgets sometimes)