Let's not forget Acer's Minotaur bard.

CLOSE THE FUCKING CHEST

WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING CHEST

ASIDE FROM THE BITS OF BONE FROM PREVIOUS TRAVELERS' HANDS

It's just some treasure, you know? Just a magic sword is all. No worries.

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If someone doesn't stick their head in there and attempt to retrieve the thing with their teeth I will be sorely disappointed.

The sword is an illusion.

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BEHOLD TRUE TREASURE WITHIN THE CHEST

That used to be Acerbandit's, till he was eaten by a treasure chest and became red protoplasmic ooze.

man the residue dripped off don't be such a baby

Yeah, sword's clean and the deadly acidic nightmare properties of the slime are mostly unfounded paranoia anyway.

Pang, did that extended rest we took recharge all our dailies and as such, do I need to pick new ones?

If so I'll take Sleep and Expeditious Retreat please.

I don't want to tell anybody what to do but it might be an idea to find some other fight before you go to take on the vampire so Garr has a chance to learn the combat system without the risk of a single bung-up getting you all killed.

Your lack of faith in Garr is resounding.

I just don't wanna kill the newbie again is all :(

As long as he's read some of the rules, he'll be fine - after all, I survived, didn't I?

Are there few enough zombies in the other room to warm up on without using our dailies and all our health surges then? I'd rather fight the vampire at full strength than after getting a kicking off some zombies.

Yeah, shouldn't be too bad. The spiders were an anomaly, the combats in the crypt aren't supposed to be as rough as all that (up until the boss of course)

Oh, balance

what a tricky beast you are to master

Well in the absence of any input from the rest of the Horde for three days, I guess it's executive decision time, although I'd rather not be first through the door...

You should tap open the door with your staff and then huddle behind the nearest meat shield. Zombies don't move very fast, remember?

That's a good idea actually. Throw the door open, shoot a fireball through then do one and stand behind Gabe.

I suppose I should wait to see if any of said meatshields have an opinion on the matter first though. It has been only three days after all...

Zombies? I'm built for zombies. Let's do this.

As long as somebody does SOMETHING.

Another week of "Bob carefully pokes things while everyone else stands around drooling" and Bulettes are going to start falling out of the ceiling.

Let me play knk's character. I won't let him die probably.

edit: but no seriously I appreciate that everyone has had their mourning period for my totally awesome character and everything but it's time to get the show back on the road

there will be other clerics

there will be other poorly-roleplayed characters

there will be other Conmaras, provided that Pang doesn't lose interest before my next go

you need to live

your dice must go on