Bah, it's just a bunch of harmless rats. Can't be as powerful as those cleric-eating spiders!

I shut off my signature in the game thread but I don't believe anyone else does and it's a bit too late to implement that particular rule I expect.

I'm sure the rat swarms are largely harmless. They probably don't have plague.

Yeah guys, go ahead and stomp on them for your free experience!

I am staying away from anything with the word "swarm" attached to it for now. If you guys want to kill rats, I'll be standing back making out with my woman minding my own business.

AND RAT MEAT. DON'T FORGET THE RAT MEAT. DELICIOUS STAMINA INHIBITING RAT MEAT. EAT THAT SHIT IN MASS AND INCREASE YOUR ALCHEMY. MMMM RAT MEAT. MY FAVORITE.

Oh, now you have a sense of self-preservation, you God-damned prick. :mad:

At any rate there's bars between you and the swarms. You could probably pick them off with some nice ranged attacks.

With our luck, this is some Mickey Mouse shit and they'll just turn into more, smaller rats and chew through our blood vessels.

Mickey Mouse took down a giant with some needles and thread. Those rats start talking or singing? Get the fuck out out of there.

ha ha, what ranged attacks

I mean I gave Garr a bow but as for everyone else but Bob it's just Gabe throwing his hammer once and then it's twiddlethumb city

Mickey Mouse also got pissed off and rampaged about before returning to Valhalla for a well-deserved rest.

(sorry about the sig thing. I'm a retarded).

That's not true. They're in a crypt; the paladin will just chuck earthly remains at the rats for six months.

Because that's how he rolls.

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In hindsight I'm glad Brigid's body wasn't left. Gabe would carefully dry out her head and carry it around in a sack, or some shit. :(

She'd be on a stick.

Pang, is there any way for Bob to identify the liquid he just picked up a bottle full of without drinking it?

Yeah, it's just an elixir of accuracy like you figured

Browse with sigs turned off like I do. I couldn't even tell you what my own is at the moment without checking on my profile.

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Bob's carrying a long bow and a short bow and Brigid had a hand crossbow. That's enough ranged weapons for one each.

Just a note, the chainmail takes Bob over his maximum normal load so he's going to be Slowed until he gets back down to 90 lb (or about 41 kg, hr hr).

Somebody start a fight so I can tell if Brady's still paying attention.

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I was about to enter that new room but then Shin went and activated the trap so I'm just gonna wait to see how that turns our first.

Jesus, you guys are all shit at lockpicking.

I started off hoping to end up as a masterful Jedi consular and I've ended up as the sentinel of the group. :(

Also damn about the chainmail, might have to shed some crap then.

You're starting to stifle Bob's creativity here. Why do you have to be so clingy?

PHB2 out today bitches, do you know what time it is?

That is correct, it is Gnome O'Clock