Well it's not like there was going to be any getting around fighting the goddam things. Someone was going to look in the cobwebs sooner or later.

Nope.

None of us care about helping the fucking Reaper. If Bob wanted to make connections, he could kill them his own damn self.

Gentlemen, let's not throw around blame

knk, you set a room on fire for no obvious reason

Brady, you pulled down the rope which was the only means of escape

You are both Brides of Frankenstein

Ropes don't help if you can't run to it! :D

Plus there's that whole "they're spiders" thing. They'd probably just swarm right up the damn thing and eat you while you were climbing, leaving only bones to rain down on the unlucky saps below you.

Yeah, pretty much. Spiders can climb as fast as they can run.

Hey, let's not fall out here. We can still pull through this!

Horde 4 lyfe bros.

It's okay Bob. They're your undead minions anyway. It's just you who need to survive the encounter! :D

I would've taken an action point to heal Arg but I can only do healing word once per round. :(

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If we get out, I'm killing knk.

Shit, you do something other than standing around making idle chit-chat and everyone wants you dead.

I was totally okay with your blossoming bromance! I am just not okay with your siccing 2d6 aura damage assholes on us you dick.

Sooooo Brigid is taking 5 damage a turn from poison

And if she takes 5 more damage she will die

Just thought I'd throw that out there

(Inspiring Word is once-per-round and Brady unfortunately already called dibs)

Poor poor halfling.

Helllloo, Garrmondo!

Hey, it might be possible for Gabe to do something. He's got that Divine Mettle, maybe?

Hay, I thought you wanted to kill them and stuffs :tpg:

Yes, but in the right order! And not all at once!

If I have to wait for 5 new people to get characters together the game will be held up for weeks :(

Your fault then, for moving those spiders forward instead of staying to devour the fallen warriors :3:

The DMG specifically tells me not to beat up on unconscious people, though!

Can I do one of those second wind things to wake up or am I stuck with lying on the floor unconcious for now?

Unconscious characters can't take any actions, so you're pretty much stuck there until somebody else saves you. I don't know why they're saving everyone else first since Bob is the only one that does decent damage to the things but there it is.

If you roll 20 on a death save you wake up on your own, but for obvious reasons I wouldn't count on that.

Why is soggy not protecting his woman! =O

Acer, are you underestimating the difficulty of pimpin'

Because I have heard it said that it isn't easy

Because although Bob has such lovely womenly hips, he also has no way to heal other people, whereas Brigid still has a healing word left.

And melora's tide not that it does any good for me.

So Pang when does poison damage hit, is it at the beginning or the end of your turn? I have an antivenom. =o

Also can I use brooch of no regrets on myself?

Yeah, the poison kicks in at the beginning of the turn so you'll likely be quite dead before you get to use anything (even if you weren't unconscious).

Doesn't look as though the brooch can be applied to the wearer, either. Chainmail might be a good idea, though, supposing you ever wake up.