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Bradylama Feb 10, 2009 08:13 PM

kick ass

No. Hard Pass. Feb 10, 2009 11:50 PM

Okay, I give. I can't find divine rage anywhere. What and where is it?

P.S.

Happy Super Important Day for No Good Reason! day.

The unmovable stubborn Feb 11, 2009 05:52 AM

Combat status update: captain's dead, green dog will die if anybody breathes on it too hard

Happy SINGRD to you as well!

Divine Rage is just another Channel Divinity feature but it shoves people around so I guess that's fun


http://www.saxypunch.com/miscimg/wage.jpg

knkwzrd Feb 11, 2009 12:54 PM

That last attack was a Viper's Strike, if you can't tell from my miraculous two perfect die rolls.

The unmovable stubborn Feb 11, 2009 01:05 PM

Okay so that also eliminates the yellow one thanks to Zombie Weakness :(

No. Hard Pass. Feb 11, 2009 02:57 PM

Okay, so finalizing choices for gabe at 4th level.

+1 to con and str. (minimum 15 defense for anything? Neat.)

Retraining Paladin's Judgment to Radiant Delirium

4th level feat: Pact Inititate.

Skill training: Streetwise

Pact: Star (Dire Radiance as encounter power)

Also, I finished my post in Hargast.

The unmovable stubborn Feb 11, 2009 03:32 PM

Star Pact, eh.

Outside the ordered universe that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity — the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

Best Paladin Ever.

No. Hard Pass. Feb 11, 2009 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 680478)
Star Pact, eh.

Outside the ordered universe that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity — the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

Best Paladin Ever.

I know, right? It was that or else fey demons. If it helps, he thinks the voice in the back of his head is Kord. Thus radiant attacks. Star pact seems all about intimidating the shit out of things, seems in line with Kord. Invoke terror in thine enemies and all that.

http://raincoaster.files.wordpress.c...-challenge.jpg

knkwzrd Feb 11, 2009 03:36 PM

Still going with + to int and str.

I'm going to go with Arcane Initiate for my fourth level feat, and pick up Scorching Burst.

Soggy's learning magic tricks.

Additional Spam:
Hawkeye, you can't make two move actions and a standard in one turn, again.

The unmovable stubborn Feb 11, 2009 04:23 PM

He gets the shift as part of his attack, actually, so it's just a component of his standard. I was wrong when I was correcting him for it earlier.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Feb 11, 2009 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knkwzrd (Post 680480)
Still going with + to int and str.

I'm going to go with Arcane Initiate for my fourth level feat, and pick up Scorching Burst.

Soggy's learning magic tricks.

Additional Spam:
Hawkeye, you can't make two move actions and a standard in one turn, again.

What with Brady freezing things and you learning my fireball spell, you guys are basically just getting prepared to make do without me aren't you. :(

I hope this adventure requires lots of Jedi mind tricks or Bob's going to sleep with one eye open from now on.

knkwzrd Feb 11, 2009 05:43 PM

But who else is there to provoke innapropriately timed sexual advances?

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Feb 11, 2009 06:10 PM

My romantic subplots are certainly fairly unique.

Scent of a Grundle Feb 11, 2009 06:34 PM

Somehow, nothing would be the same without Bob. Every traveling group of adventurers needs some comedy relief now and then.

The unmovable stubborn Feb 11, 2009 07:20 PM

YouTube Video

:mad:

Sarag Feb 11, 2009 08:19 PM

I just now realized that I have the second highest strength in the party. Why does Gabe and Soggy always do way better damage than I do?

No. Hard Pass. Feb 11, 2009 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 680552)
I just now realized that I have the second highest strength in the party. Why does Gabe and Soggy always do way better damage than I do?

Better attacks. Most of my attacks are based on charisma damage, not strength.

Sarag Feb 11, 2009 08:28 PM

Looks like you two have better weapons than I do too.

What sort of benefit is there to getting weapon proficiency?

knkwzrd Feb 11, 2009 08:29 PM

EDIT: you beat me to it :(

And, you know,

Damage: As weapon

http://www.hauntedprops.com/ProductI...oo/DG14442.jpg
vs.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i1...rd/dagger2.jpg

The unmovable stubborn Feb 11, 2009 08:29 PM

Because the combination of halfling + cleric conspires to gimp the fuck out of your weapon options, mostly.

Weapon proficiency gives you the +2 (or +3 sometimes) proficiency bonus to hit with the weapon in question. You can use weapons without proficiency but the game largely assumes you don't so without proficiency you might do more damage but you'll miss more often than not.

Sarag Feb 11, 2009 08:34 PM

But it's a MAGIC dagger. It's more effective when I attack anything bigger than a small dog!

Additional Spam:
So do I get a +1 to damage rolls when I have proficiency or what?

Also I get to use something stronger than a mace if I get mace proficiency right?

Additional Spam:
Like a flail or something?

The unmovable stubborn Feb 11, 2009 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 680562)
So do I get a +1 to damage rolls when I have proficiency or what?

No, that's weapon focus which is a whole other thing, but you could get Weapon Focus Dagger if you just wanted to improve the damage on your dagger I guess.

Quote:

Also I get to use something stronger than a mace if I get mace proficiency right?

Like a flail or something?
You have mace proficiency! If you want to use a flail you should get flail proficiency!

Although really if you were to spend a feat on weapon proficiency you might as well just go nuts and get Craghammer or something

No. Hard Pass. Feb 11, 2009 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 680566)
No, that's weapon focus which is a whole other thing, but you could get Weapon Focus Dagger if you just wanted to improve the damage on your dagger I guess.



You have mace proficiency! If you want to use a flail you should get flail proficiency!

Although really if you were to spend a feat on weapon proficiency you might as well just go nuts and get Craghammer or something

Craghammer is my thing. Deni want craghammer.

Lurker needs to copycat less.

>8(

Sarag Feb 11, 2009 09:26 PM

Just wait til you see my sweet new beard and receding hairline.

Additional Spam:
For this fighter multiclass business, what is an interrupt attack? Would you be handling that automatically like an AoO?

Bradylama Feb 11, 2009 09:42 PM

So did we level up or what?


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