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Well...try to "you suck" to angles new theme lol.

But of course TNA isn't going to sanction their move sets...their wrestlers actually know how to do a 450 or for Jarell (sp?) Clark a 630 senton

Samoa Joe is a freaking one man machine..

I like the fight for the right thing. I wish the WWE had that. Instead of #1 contendership being given to people on a silver platter.

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And so, hot of the heels of a huge angle, Kristal is now (supposedly) released.

She's gone.

TNA has been in contact with a few recently released WWE talents. Too Cool (Scotty 2 Hotty and Brian Lawler), RVD, Booker T, Too Cold Scorpio. Kevin Nash also wants Scott Hall to come in TNA and reform the Outsiders/nWo.

Lex Luger is in the hospital after having either a heart attack or stroke while at a fanfest in California. He had it in his hotel room.

Yeah, I heard that too. I hope Lex is alright. Either thing is pretty darn scary.

GRAND MASTEH SEXEH!!! Miss that guy! Too Cold Scorpio? Talk about a blast from the past.

TNA better be careful not to go down the path of WCW..

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And so, hot of the heels of a huge angle, Kristal is now (supposedly) released.

Mortis, why not just release the entire WWE roster? Might as well get it over with.:tpg:

Lex huh.. hes probably suffering from depression too, if he's yet gotten over the death of Elisabeth. And ffs scott hall stop dissappearing.

I, too, show slight concern over them just grabbing the flux of old WWE talent for TNA. TNA was suppose to be an alternative, not WWE (or WCW) from years back. One need only take a look at Bound for Glory which is their biggest PPV of the year, that had Angle, whose career was built in the WWE, and Sting, whose career was built in WCW, facing off in the main event.

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You say that but many of WWE stars have wrestled for WCW ECW etc..

Still I feel that WWE stars that come to TNA have the shackles freed from their feet slightly and/or are rejuvenated e.g Christian. They get many more oppurtunites and/or pushes, the actual wrestling (forget the writing) is miles better than WWE, after watching TNA more willingly only for 2 months I find even the mid-carders are used much more effectively. In the WWE you either get a push like Kennedy or Orton or just float around in limbo, it pains me seeing people like Kane just sucking hardcore down the pecking order.

The thing I hate mainly about WWE that it has become soley a PPV event, the only time a title will change hands is at a PPV, the bigger problem is someone like Cena even JBL (when he was champ) who through all these PPV's still retained the title making watching them meaningless.

Bound for Glory itself was just simply awesome, I haven't seen WWE pull a PPV like that for years, I have taking a liking to alot of their stars very quickly (especially Joe). Even the first match involoving LAX where they had to climb up to get X was just awesome and Black Maschimo v Chris Daniels even though it wasn't a big spectacle it was a joy to watch which kind of proves what I'm saying to you hopefully

I did like how Rey and Finely were like screwed out of the 1# contender thing(no 1# return match after the double DQ :/). Nothing like being chokeslammed and the dude who did it got insta-title shot. Damn. Anyway I do worry about TNA being saturated with WWE talent, but I also worry that at some point down the road Jeff might slip up and get himself bought out by Vince :/. WWE has great talent, there's no doubt, but they are held back, used to death and under poor storylines + all the playing favorites going on. It is getting to be a very bland show. I'm surprized Brian Kendrick and Paul London are allowed to do all that amazing stuff in the ring.

While not WWE/TNA news, this is kind of interesting in itself:

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The primary promoter of the WrestleFanFest convention held at the Cow Palace in San Francisco this weekend, Chris Salsbury, fled away from the hotel everyone was staying at due to a confrontation with Scott Steiner. At one point, Salbury locked himself in his room. Salsbury has been hard to get an audience with all weekend according to numerous people who have had business dealings with him. At the moment, no one knows where he is and if he'll pop up again. Furthermore, there's concern about the checks he gave a number of the talents not clearing. I'm also told he may he left his hotel room this morning at 5:45 AM.

Many of the wrestlers that appeared at the San Francisco Fan Fest at the Cow Palace over the weekend received checks that bounced. We heard a report that Roddy Piper actually rode with someone affiliated with the event to a nearby bank to cash his check.

We mentioned earlier that Bobby Heenan was scheduled to have jaw surgery. He was forced to miss the Cow Palace Fan Fest and the Legends of Wrestling Fanfest in Milwaukee as a result of his pending procedure. As you might imagine, Heenan’s doctor didn’t want Heenan to fly. I believe Heenan’s surgery is scheduled for either Monday or Tuesday.

Today is the third and final day of the WrestleFanFest convention. Steve Austin is supposed to be at the event. By all accounts, he was paid in advance and is already in San Francisco. They're also holding a Ring of Honor event at the Cow Palace later today. Unless they are prevented from running the show by the venue for some unforeseen reason out of their control, there will be a ROH show in the Cow Palace today. Upon their arrival in San Francisco, ROH officials met with the Cow Palace people to make sure they would be able to run the event.

Even though approximately 100 wrestling talents were advertised to appear at this convention, this thing only drew about 200 to 300 people on Friday.

As noted earlier this afternoon, the WrestleFanFest convention in San Francisco at the Cow Palace this weekend has been an absolute mess. Many wrestlers involved with the convention had their checks bounce with the exception of some big names and TNA stars that were paid in advance. Others involved weren't even paid and the promoters of the show were spotted leaving their hotel this morning at around 5:45 a.m. according to sources. The Ring of Honor event that was scheduled to take place at 4:00 p.m. Pacific today was said to still be a go as ROH staff is at the venue. Don Frye also got into at least two altercations, with one that involved the bodyguard for Leland Chapman (the son of Dog The Bounty Hunter). Steve Austin, Joanie "Chyna" Laurer, Cryme Tyme and Vince Russo are all at the show with most being described as looking "lost" among the fans that are in attendance.

I'd be pretty pissed too if I was supposed to be paid to do an event, took time out of my schedule to have the check bounce.

Also Luger didn't suffer a heart attack or stroke. It was some rare nerve damage that caused temporary paralysis. He's expected to make a full recover.

heh, man, I'd be pissed too.

It seems that Masters is out with a dislocated elbow. Ouch!

WWE: TV Shows > Survivor Series

Doesn't even look like Edge.

No it doesn't. Look homlier than Edge. :|

Also I'm going to call it now. Santino gets stunned at Cyber Sunday.

Davey Boy Smith's son looked UNCANNILY LIKE HIS DAD OMG.

Also

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Dag..I thought you might be joking...but you're seriously right...The Bulldog's kid looks much like him.

Goodness guys, I am starting to feel old. I can now start pointing at Smith and say "I remember when his father wrestled Bret Hart in a big world title match in late 95".

Candice is out about a month, month and a half. Broken collarbone and concussion. That was a pretty nasty fall she took last night. :|

OUch. Definitely sucks. I hope she recovers quickly.

I don't know about you guys but him doing that running powerslam sent me down memory lane. That was a very classic style of wrestling he displayed. The old fashion european uppercut and all. Impressive first win against a veteran.

The way Candice fell made me think of Owen Hart -.-. Very glad to look on wwe.com with it void of the news:

"Candice Michelle dies from head injury".

You know...seeing the preview for ECW the other night...I figured out another reason why to merge the ECW brand and Smackdown brand.

Thats the only logical explanation the WWE can come up with to bring in wrestlers who actually have the ability to beat the hell out of Big Fatty V.

Sorry, but there were only 3 times I reasonably liked Visc.

Men on a Mission -- Ministry Viscera -- Ministry Revival Viscera (when JBL bought Viscera and Gangrel to attack taker)

Well, ECW now has a new leg to stand on for another year. Or perhaps an old one. At any rate, Sci-Fi renewed their contract so ECW can stay on TV. Can you say, "possible forgotton Smackdown!-ECW storyline"?

They'll need to keep it open for a while because, again, I seriously do not think anyone can...believably defeat Visc.

Unless WWE throws in an extreme rules all the time match

Which they did for a short time before taking away those rules from ECW to make it WWECW.

I hate to say it, but that Santino Maralla guy is pretty entertaining as a heel. His promo's are hilarious with the way he speaks. I never thought that guy could cut it when I first saw him in that Umaga IC title match...but im impressed now. Of course, he will be made to look like an idiot when they let Austin stun him and pour a beer on his head or something retarded like that.

I knew from the moment he started going on about The Condemned that it was a set-up for something between Austin. Although I admit that Monday I actually thought Jericho was going to come out, since it was almost like him debuting against The Rock.

Speaking of Jericho, looks like Stephanie has lost her mind about his return being "leaked".

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Stephanie McMahon blew up before the No Mercy pay-per-view a few weeks ago regarding Chris Jericho being revealed as the SAVEUS campaign. She was really interested in keeping the return a surprise, thus was very upset it leaked. Her reaction was to run all the company cell phone records of the writing team as well as do a forensic check of their computers and e-mails.

This is not the first time this has happened, as events have lead to this in the past, but they did not find a guilty party. Some writers were using their company cell phones to make excessive private calls and they go reamed for it. Several of the writers were said to be upset because they have been under added stress recently with having to completely re-write the No Mercy pay-per-view one week before the show due to John Cena being injured. They felt it was not fair they were getting blamed for the information being leaked.

Stephanie is now talking about revising contracts that would disallow creative team members to speak out publicly and to specifically state that they don't have any ownership to their ideas. She also wants their contracts to ban them from being able to talk publicly after they are no longer with the company, about their experience with the company, or talk about the impressions of talent or anyone they met in the company. This would keep someone from going to TNA and sharing their WWE ideas.

So basically creative writing is getting fucked over again. (What else is new with this anyway) Doesn't matter that wrestling fans are a bit more intelligent than they were 20 years ago when everything was made to be "real". I think she (and the rest of the top staff) are going a bit overboard as they know that creative can keep shit secret when it's absolutely important (Hornswoggle, Rock's numerous "returns", etc.) Me, I'd be happy something like this was getting exposure. Means that PEOPLE FUCKING WANT JERICHO BACK.

So I figured I'd add this little tidbit in about Batista and his book:

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Batista's new book was released last week. It's been described as "controversial", but who knew Batista would reveal himself to be such a dispicable human being.

Here's a quote from the book that is nothing short of shocking:

Now, don't get me wrong, my ex-wife is the love of my life and I would never knowingly hurt her. However, while I was busting my butt on the road like a dog, she would sit around the house and do nothing. I mean, yeah, she had cancer, but she couldn't vacuum? And since the chemo made her "not in the mood", I had no choice but to have threesomes on the road. I mean, she's talented and I hated to see her waste her life like that when she could be a dancer, or maybe a nurse. But she's not a bad person and I take full responsibility for my actions, even though it was her fault.

Later in the book, Batista said that his wife suspected him of cheating. Batista claims he wasn't cheating on her yet, but started a "physical relationship" with WWE Diva Melina shortly after.

So.... uh yeah. I knew he was a piece of shit, didn't know that big. He made a kid cry a few months ago at an autograph signing for refusing to sign his birthday card, now blames his wife having CANCER for his reason of having threesomes.

Are you kidding me Steph?!

The FANS knew it could only be Jericho because A) He said he was going through filling out paperwork and B) The Production team WOULD NOT go through creating the promos if they were bringing someone up from development.

Look at the Highlanders, all their promos were were single camera, with them talking. Jesse and Festus? Nothing special.

The only other person/team I think that had good ones were Cryme Tyme