Roll to seduce Lurker with my masculine charms.

-1?? How did you do that?

Please to explains Axelrod :(

Oh ouch.

Well it's because I was doing my Deni impression.

owned

rolling to see if i undo messing with the dice results

Rolling to see how gay CHz

Wait what am I saying.

someone who can't fuck the numbers is. Uh. Lurker.

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Well see that's the only reason she was able to resist me.

rolling to see how successful diss is with the ladies.

oh well enjoy your ugly girls who may or may not saddleback

NO FATTIES.

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Oh right, still doing my Deni impression. Better turn that shit off.

Edit: Gonna see if I can take over lurker's rolls with my own!

I knew you two were gay for each other.

god damn is it reassuring to have these hypotheses tested in the cold light of science

I want to play with dice too.

Hooray for physically impossible dice!

Just because something's not a platonic solid doesn't mean its existence is impossible. :(

I see possibilities! Like having a mooncake festival dice game!

d7s exist, it's just that their randomness is more than a little questionable.

Exactly. We can make some seven sided dice and use them, but if i design them the 1 is going to be on the biggest side.

Testing to see if Diss is all up on my jock.

Don't even pretend like your jock is big enough.

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That's right I flipped a coin.

Rolling to see if this shit is the bomb, baby.


.... apparently, it is not.

HIT THE DECK!

rollin buds

Rolling to see if I can chase Lucifer, Son of the Morning, off of Earth

You could make a D7. Just get a D14 and double up on the numbers.

So as I understand it, we're all doing our own die rolls?

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OR IS DENI A NAUGHTY BOY!?

I don't even understand what the numbers mean beyond "high number good; low number bad".