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The unmovable stubborn May 16, 2013 08:51 PM

He is good at posts.

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And then, the cyborg dinosaur's eyes fluttered open, because glue dried on an angry man, and because a vampire was muttering nearby.

Gamma World.

i am good at jokes May 17, 2013 12:54 PM

My bad, I saw the turn order and figured that it was accurate. I also thought that even if you roll a revival your turn would end immediately. Guess I was wrong on both counts. :(

The unmovable stubborn May 17, 2013 01:03 PM

No, you were pretty much right. We're all just terrible people.


EDIT: Doing some work on the Obsidian hub; the campaign stub is now "URBX" rather than "GFF". Update your bookmarks accordingly.

Little Brenty Brent Brent May 19, 2013 09:45 PM

Oops, didn't realize it was my turn. ALL RIGHT THEN.

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Can I start a move southeast and then complete the move once I step past the block and can see what's goin on down there?

The unmovable stubborn May 20, 2013 12:45 PM

Ehhh the rules don't really address this but IMO moving, looking around, and then moving some more feels a lot like two moves.

But there's nothing you can't see from your position that you could see there anyway, what with how I forgot to add vision blocking to the stone for the first couple map updates.

Well, I mean, there's the traps, but you're not going to see them passively at any angle, that's kind of the deal

The unmovable stubborn May 23, 2013 11:04 PM

In the event that anybody has any Interrupt-type plans to clean up Skill's mess before I fire the murder engine back up, the unfriendly stirges are at AA5, AB5, AC5, AC6, and AB7.


Stirge defenses: AC 15 F 12 R 15 W 12. And they're minions, like it says on the power.

Little Brenty Brent Brent May 24, 2013 12:42 AM

None for me. :(

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss May 25, 2013 08:30 PM

I swear the dice roller didn't used to hate me this much. :(

i am good at jokes May 31, 2013 01:07 AM

I'm going through some very heavy shit right now and I would need someone to take over for me for at least a few turns. I'll give a heads up when I feel up to the task, but I know for now I won't be able to sit and strategize. So if anyone feels like being a loose woman for a few weeks, now's your chance.

Sorry guys. :(

The unmovable stubborn May 31, 2013 01:50 AM

Luckily, Shin just fell into some free time.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss May 31, 2013 02:03 PM

Poor Murderson. :(

Yeah, I can take over for a bit, more than happy.

Should nobody else want to play and rotate in a character, I'd like something that looks like a five year old girl but with evil psychic powers so I guess a Psionic pixie or something please.

The unmovable stubborn May 31, 2013 02:22 PM

OPEN CALL FOR MORE COMPETITORS! DISREGARD FOR OWN SAFETY A PLUS. PETS OKAY.

Pixies are actually like six inches tall, but I rolled Giant for your mutation, so I guess that worked out just fine. I'll start poking away at that while I sort through the dozens of new player applications that are sure to start piling up.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss May 31, 2013 04:16 PM

Pets ok?

Melee weapon is a kitten called Nigel then.

Little Brenty Brent Brent Jun 2, 2013 01:08 PM

DJ High Noon, more like DJ Rock n Roll. God damn boulders.

The unmovable stubborn Jun 2, 2013 03:14 PM

You seem to be attacking 3 enemies with a burst attack, but have only made one roll to hit. Can I be of any assistance?

Little Brenty Brent Brent Jun 2, 2013 03:18 PM

Oh, for some reason I thought rolling it was per attack not per target. LET ME ADD TWO MORE ROLLS.

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OKAY ALL DONE.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jun 2, 2013 03:24 PM

that right there is some bullshit
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Originally Posted by IRC
[06/02/13 - 15:19:15] <Colonel_Skills> don't fuck up?
[06/02/13 - 15:21:39] <Colonel_Skills> do it fast
[06/02/13 - 15:21:44] <Colonel_Skills> I want to resolve this before going
[06/02/13 - 15:22:00] <Diss> That one hits
[06/02/13 - 15:22:01] <Diss> Next UP
[06/02/13 - 15:22:29] <Diss> Got both
[06/02/13 - 15:23:01] <Colonel_Skills> well that was fortunate
[06/02/13 - 15:23:21] <Diss> All skill
[06/02/13 - 15:23:52] <Colonel_Skills> I can't believe that worked
[06/02/13 - 15:25:04] <Diss> It's 'cause I discovered the fabled EX LARIAT


Little Brenty Brent Brent Jun 3, 2013 10:58 PM

I love all of these commercials.

The unmovable stubborn Jun 16, 2013 10:28 PM

Back from having real-ass sweet adventures and back to provide fake yet marginally sweeter adventures for the internet. Hopefully nobody forgot the board existed and wandered off during my absence.

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PS Shin looks like nobody else queued up so we'll need an appropriately offensive name for your pixie

Little Brenty Brent Brent Jun 16, 2013 11:45 PM

Ready to ROCK AND ROLL.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jun 18, 2013 12:55 PM

Can she be called Jonbenet "Daddy did it" Ramsey please?

Or perhaps Jilly "Jailbait" Johnson. You decide.

The unmovable stubborn Jun 18, 2013 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss (Post 814109)
Or perhaps Jilly "Jailbait" Johnson. You decide.

Shin your characters are going to get us all put on an FBI watchlist

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He said, belatedly realizing nobody else in the game gives Damn #1 about the FBI

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jun 19, 2013 04:05 PM

Haha, I don't think MI5 have quite the resources to chase online DnD players and does Canada even have a secret service? I'm imagining mounties without their hats on.

The unmovable stubborn Jun 20, 2013 06:56 AM

Shin, here's your new character sheet; everyone else should be up to date, shout if I've missed anything.

(Jill's still missing sponsors but I'll think of something if no one else does)

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jun 20, 2013 01:34 PM

Fuck yeah, more explosives!

That and 21 hit points and I should probably start thinking up a new character now.


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