Guys I know the game went fallow for a week or so while I was busy and that's on me, but c'mon, this is the third player I've had to nudge to take their first turn of the battle.

NUTTY IT'S YOUR FUCKIN' TURN

Sorry, I've been on vacation. I'll look stuff over and post tomorrow at work.

Hey Pang, I'm curious to know if there is any action possible at all when we are in KO status?

Just lie there and wait for the inevitable I imagine?

Pretty much, guy :(

Ectoplasmic plunge sounds like some revolting maneuver that would be more appropriate for Stop Sign to attempt, just throwin' that out there.

Okay, here's the thing. Unless somebody does something pretty clever and out of the box, it's super unlikely that you're going to even bloody monster house before the three KOed friendlies hit too much bad luck on their death rolls. On the other hand, the house's movespeed is so low and you guys all have ranged weapons so it's pretty unlikely that it'll get any more kills. So let me know if you wanna kite the house around in circles for weeks or you just want to cut to the 60% casualties chase.

We're not ready for a mulligan just yet.

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Aw. Raise a glass for me, friend bros!

All I have is milk and we saw how well that went over with the locals.

You want back in at the end of the queue, Stop?

Yes, thanks!

I''l be seeing you on the other side shortly.

Gonna stop being boring soon, promise. Just felt compelled to try to save some lives. That's what I do. No big deal.

For the record, Skittles taunted Brohaus, not Doc. I was trying to get his attention to speed along the interesting bit.

Ok I kind of let this lie fallow for a bit now largely because I have been horrifically swamped but also partly because making a house hopelessly chase you in circles feels sort of like a chore. Let's break it down. Neither the remaining klicky nor Brohaus is likely to do any more damage, let alone score any more kills. So let's just make that official. You two go ahead and just narrate what you do to kill/escape the house and/or save the dwarf and/or the horrible ape because there's really fuck all I can do to stop you. Waka waka encounter design is hard.

I was gonna try to save Rychord, but if the house got too close then forget that. Ridin' off into the night like a boss.

Nutty and I will confer.

Hey Nutty. Do that thing. You know.

I think he said you can save the both of us with minimal effort, all you have to do is narrate us back to life.

Well no, still do all the rolls and stuff necessary for whatever, just do 'em without waiting for my pointless and utterly ineffectual turns.

Well, if you're not bothering to attack, maybe we should just cut to the chase and skip the rolls? I mean, we have a plan for Brohaus, but I can't actually approach him without dealing with every single Klicky, because they'd get an attack of opportunity on me. Assuming Brohaus and Klicky are just going to sit there inert now, why can't I just narrate the ending and move on from this debacle?

And after all the trouble I went through to streamline this process.

Because I wanted everyone to die properly through correct channels but fine you big spoilsport

Did the post-battle mutation refresh (don't think anybody used any Tech); you guys might all want to be aware of Hershfeld's new mutation since it's pretty RP-relevant.

Is that just going all the time until after our next encounter or do I have to activate it?