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Zergrinch Jul 21, 2007 10:08 PM

I still maintain that the Bobo item should follow chronological order, and that there is already an amount due when it is used. Although the amount due is not determined until the day ends, the target should not be able to spend money he doesn't have.

This is different from Warlords. The warlord status is only determined by the end of the day. The liability is only determined then, and is payable immediately.

Therefore, I maintain Tritoch should not have been allowed to spend the entirety of his 45 gil.

The chronological order is as such:

Tritoch preemptively uses Chemical Weapons on me.
Tritoch uses Legion's Satanic Intervention on me.
Tritoch uses Simply Majestic Clone on Yeldarb.
Tritoch uses Shock and Awe with Rockgamer
Tritoch uses Blitzkrieg
Tritoch uses Tanks
Tritoch attacks New Yeldarbstan
Tritoch attacks the Xardocratic Empire
Tritoch attacks Freelance Wolftopia
Tritoch attacks Encephalonia

At the least, he has 10 actions before he spent his money. There are 3 pending bobos against him, totalling 30 gil which he cannot spend.

I want RacinReaver back, BTW.

The Plane Is A Tiger Jul 21, 2007 11:38 PM

Haha, just drop it already. I pulled a Bobo and ran off with your money. :edgartpg:


Even if you did go by your rules, pulling chronological order means I did several of those actions before certain Bobos, so I still wouldn't owe 10gil each. Especially not to you, latecomer.

nuttyturnip Jul 22, 2007 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zergrinch
I want RacinReaver back, BTW.

I take that to mean you're attacking it with your one turn, then?

As for the rest of what you said, drop it already. I have enough trouble keeping track of things as it is; I don't have time to keep track of gil that's owed in the future. Tritoch outfoxed you, plain and simple. End of discussion.

Results:

-Tritoch/Yeldarb for New Yeldarbstan: Yeldarb defends
-Tritoch/Yeldarb for Xardocratic Empire: Tritoch conquers
-Tritoch/Yeldarb for Freelance Wolftopia: Yeldarb defends
-Tritoch/Yeldarb for Encephalonia: Yeldarb defends

Plarom Jul 22, 2007 03:07 AM

Whoa! I understand Zerg's angle, but the rules do provide a clear solution. It wasn't stipulated that purchasing items had anything to do with bobo's charity drive, so technically, Tritoch could just blow all his money first and leave us all in the dry. A slick, but legal move! :tpg:

Energy Boost. Wooooosh~

Sea of Sassafrass
Isle of Mo0
Isle of Blah
US of I.C.
C of Dopefish!

Rockgamer Jul 22, 2007 03:39 AM

Attacks will commence on the following:

Merv Burgerstan
Isthmus of Tritopia
Dullenplainsylvania
CTU Headquarters

Yeldarb Jul 22, 2007 09:17 AM

Ok time to get back up:

Zergrichtopia
Xardocratic Empire
YeOldeButcher Bay
Blue Kirbystan

nuttyturnip Jul 22, 2007 09:35 AM

I'm not feeling particularly creative this morning, so I'm just going to recycle my favorite item of the day: NYRSkate's Highly Ineffective Mongoose: Use this like a Tank, but it only has a 1 in 3 chance of working. Also, I like the acronym, because NHIM is either a Christian rap group or a gay porn star.

Today Zergrinch has used Legion's Satanic Intervention on Tritoch, meaning that Tritoch has 3 turns and Zergrinch has 5 turns today.

Results in a minute.

Zergrinch Jul 22, 2007 09:37 AM

The following only applies if I haven't been Fjordored or Chemicaled in advance:

I buy and use Satellite Defenses. I use ninjas. I use both my turn boosts.

Regular Turns
Shin
nazpyro
Mucknuggle
Plarom

Additional Turns
Summonmaster
Bluemikey
Face
Brent

Tanks on nuttyturnip

Additional Spam:
Extra Turn on any of those countries I haven't conquered, in proper order.

I also use today's item on any of the countries I haven't taken.

nuttyturnip Jul 22, 2007 09:58 AM

Money transfer from yesterday plays out as follows:

-ctu gets 5 gil from RockgamerXIII from bobo
-Plarom gets 6 gil from Tritoch from bobo; Yeldarb and Zerg get nothing
-Yeldarb is a Warlord and collects tribute from Zergrinch, Identity Crisis and ctu (Tritoch has no gil)
-RockgamerXIII and Zergrinch may be Warlords, pending battle results. I'll adjust the tributes accordingly once everything comes in.

Results:
-Yeldarb/Identity Crisis for Alicetopia: Yeldarb conquers
-Zergrinch/Identity Crisis for RacinReaveronia: Zergrinch conquers

Zergrinch Jul 22, 2007 10:14 AM

I notice I have 14 gil. The first opportunity that I can, please buy me Tanks and hit any of Tritoch's countries I haven't conquered.

As everyone can see, I'm tapping myself out, and will be defenseless after today. My goal is no longer to win, but to knock out my dear friend :D

I hope to greatly weaken Tritoch, and call for non-OLDK folks, ctu, Plarom, and Yeldarb, to finish him off.

Team OLDK has the following items:
Tritoch: Energy Boostx4, Fjordor, bobo, NYRSkate, Tanks
RockgamerXIII: Tanks, Energy Boost, all 5 items of the day
Identity Crisis: Energy Boost, all 5 items of the day

Tritoch is clearly the most powerful, and has quite a lot of items. I doubt I can finish him off alone, but my blitz should leave him severely weakened. Now is the chance to strike, for the chance to win Risk! While Tritoch has no money, whoever kills him gets 8 extra turns and a set of tanks.

You just have to do it, and quickly, before he wakes up and gets in some turns and the chance to use them up!

The Plane Is A Tiger Jul 22, 2007 11:37 AM

Oh good grief, I'm so not the biggest threat here. Just admit you like attacking me and be honest with yourself. =p

On the decent chance of my survival, I'm using a Blitzkrieg on RacinReaveronia and Tails' Furry Fun Zone. Then I'm driving a Tank into Grawltasia. I'm also sending Skate's Highly Ineffective Mongoose diving in the Bigturnip Ocean. God I hope that's not a euphemism for something.

I'll then use two energy boosts to bring me up to seven turns and attack:
- Quarkyland
- Ryuu's Secret Shores
- Gechmiralia
- Acerbanditia
- Peoples' Republic of Devo
- Lukagenegro
- Any Zerg country still unconquered.


That should do for now.

EDIT: Oh yeah, hey OLDK buddies. The enemy's got squat in the way of items today.

Zergrinch: Nothing.
Yeldarb: Legion, Fjordor, bobo, NYRSkate
CTU: Legion, Fjordor, NYRSkate
Plarom: Fjordor, NYRSkate

Zergrinch IS using Ninjas and Spies today though, so be careful attacking him directly. Yeldarb is using Spies.

That's right, they've got nothing right now, so let's hit 'em hard! TO BATTLE (and possibly avenge me)!

nuttyturnip Jul 22, 2007 12:52 PM

No avenging necessary. Now that Tritoch and Zergrinch have exhausted much of their resources and the dust has settled, it appears that Tritoch fared better, including the best performance against Ninjas in Risk so far.

I still need everyone else's numbers to figure out if Zergrinch and RockgamerXIII are Warlords. Remember when I said to send in your numbers at the same time you attack? Yeah.

Results:
-Zergrinch/Tritoch for Shintasia: Tritoch defends
-Zergrinch/Tritoch for nazfailonia: Tritoch defends
-Zergrinch/Tritoch for Mucknugglia: Tritoch defends
-Zergrinch/Tritoch for Plaromvia: Zergrinch conquers
-Zergrinch/Tritoch for Summonmaster's PoD: Tritoch defends
-Zergrinch/Tritoch for BlueMikey's LoP: Tritoch defends
-Zergrinch/Tritoch for ?^_______^?: Tritoch defends
-Zergrinch/Tritoch for Brent's HH: Zergrinch conquers
-Zergrinch uses Tanks to take Bigturnip Ocean
-Zergrinch/Tritoch for Shintasia: Zergrinch conquers
-Zergrinch's Highly Ineffective Mongoose fails to take nazfailonia
-Zergrinch uses Tanks to take nazfailonia
-Tritoch/Zergrinch for Quarkyland: Zergrinch defends
-Tritoch/Zergrinch for Ryuu's SS: Tritoch conquers
-Tritoch/Zergrinch for Gechmiralia: Zergrinch defends
-Tritoch/Zergrinch for AcerBanditia: Zergrinch defends
-Tritoch/Zergrinch for PR of Devo: Zergrinch defends
-Tritoch/Zergrinch for Lukagenegro: Zergrinch defends
-Tritoch/Zergrinch for Quarkyland: Tritoch conquers
-Tritoch uses a Blitzkreig to take RacinReaveronia and Tails' FFZ
-Tritoch uses Tanks to take Grawltasia
-Tritoch's Highly Ineffective Mongoose fails to take the Bigturnip Ocean

The Plane Is A Tiger Jul 22, 2007 01:00 PM

Wow, that mongoose was highly ineffective.

In the meantime, I'm not quite finished yet. Like Zerg said, eight turns. It'd be a shame not to use the second four. I invoke the power of my other two energy boosts and launch a secondary front against Yeldarb.

- Encephalonia
- Alicetopia
- Crash Landon's Keep
- Knkwzrdlandia

nuttyturnip Jul 22, 2007 03:01 PM

After the below results (all defenses), RockgamerXIII and Zergrinch were both Warlords yesterday. Zergrinch only collects tribute from Identity Crisis, while RockgamerXIII collects tribute from Identity Crisis, Plarom, and ctu.

-ctu/RockgamerXIII for SR Bradylama: RockgamerXIII defends
-ctu/RockgamerXIII for Sprouticus Confederacy: RockgamerXIII defends
-Plarom/RockgamerXIII for C of The Dopefish: RockgamerXIII defends
-RockgamerXIII/Zergrinch for Merv Bergerstan: Zergrinch defends
-RockgamerXIII/Zergrinch for Isthmus of Tritopia: Zergrinch defends

Additional battles:

-Plarom/ctu for Sea of Sassafrass: ctu defends
-Plarom/ctu for Isle of Blah: ctu defends
-RockgamerXIII/ctu for Dullenplainsylvania: RockgamerXIII conquers
-RockgamerXIII/ctu for CTU HQ: ctu defends
-Yeldarb/Tritoch for Xardocratic Empire: Yeldarb conquers
-Yeldarb/Tritoch for YeOldeButchere Bay: Tritoch defends
-Yeldarb/Tritoch for Blue Kirbystan: Yeldarb conquers
-Tritoch/Yeldarb for Encephalonia: Yeldarb defends
-Tritoch/Yeldarb for Alicetopia: Tritoch conquers
-Tritoch/Yeldarb for Crash Landon's Keep: Yeldarb defends
-Tritoch/Yeldarb for knkwzrdlandia: Yeldarb defends

ctu Jul 22, 2007 04:39 PM

I ues my

NYRSkate's Highly Ineffective Mongoose on US of IC
Simply Majestic Clone on Tritoch
Fjordor's War and Peace on RockgamerXIII

and I will attack
1: ?^_______^?
2: BlueMikey's LoP
3: Grawltasia
4: D. of Lord Styphon

Identity Crisis Jul 22, 2007 05:09 PM

I'll be using my bobo's Charity Drive on ctu for today. As for attacks, I'll be hitting the Sea of Sassafrass, Arab Republic of Capo, CTU HQ, and Isle of Blah.

Smelnick Jul 22, 2007 08:16 PM

wow. lots happened this weekend. Sucks that I'm dead. Oh well.

Yeldarb Jul 22, 2007 08:18 PM

I'll use my NHIM on Summonmaster's Pit of Despair.

nuttyturnip Jul 22, 2007 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ctu (Post 476725)
I ues my Simply Majestic Clone on Tritoch

1) You already used your clone.
2) Tritoch has already used his turns for the day.

Anyway...

-Plarom/Identity Crisis for Isle of Miles: Identity Crisis defends
-Plarom/Identity Crisis for US of IC: Plarom conquers
-Yeldarb/Identity Crisis for Zergrinchtopia: Yeldarb conquers
-ctu uses Fjordor on RockgamerXIII
-ctu/RockgamerXIII for D of Lord Styphon: ctu conquers
-ctu's Highly Ineffective Mongoose fails to capture US of IC
-Identity Crisis uses bobo on ctu
-Yeldarb's Highly Ineffective Mongoose is successful in taking Summonmaster's PoD

Plarom Jul 22, 2007 10:50 PM

I shall use my mongoose on CTU HQ!

Sea of Sassafrass
Isle of Blah
AR of Capo
Duchy of Lord Styphon

The Plane Is A Tiger Jul 23, 2007 04:08 AM

It's time to throw a little late night Bobo action in Zergrinch's direction. Charity style.

Rockgamer Jul 23, 2007 04:11 AM

Well, I guess I can thank ctu, since I didn't feel like coming up with numbers tonight anyway. Attacking:

Summonmaster's PoD
knkwzrdlandia
Zergrinchtopia
nikiri

Zergrinch Jul 23, 2007 07:05 AM

Before the day ends, I buy Tanks and use them on RacinReaver.

nuttyturnip Jul 23, 2007 08:07 AM

No more items of the day will be given out, since we're reaching the end of the game. Speaking of that, I'm going to end the game Friday morning at 9am, meaning the last full day will be Thursday. I'm surprised this game has gone on this long, but everyone has had strong defenses this go-round.

Zergrinch, Yeldarb and Tritoch all used spies yesterday (and Zergrinch used Ninjas, of course).

Zergrinch, RockgamerXIII, and Yeldarb were all Warlords again yesterday. The money works out as follows:

-Zergrinch gives 7 gil to Yeldarb (to avoid paying bobo)
-ctu collects 4 gil from RockgamerXIII (bobo)
-Identity Crisis collects 6 gil from ctu (bobo)
-Tritoch collects 6 gil from Zergrinch (bobo; Zerg got 1 gil for taking RacinReaveronia and 5 gil at the beginning of the day)
-Zergrinch collects 10 gil tribute from Tritoch and Identity Crisis
-RockgamerXIII collects 20 gil tribute from Plarom, Tritoch, Identity Crisis and ctu
-Yeldarb collects 10 gil tribute from Tritoch and Identity Crisis

Actions:

-ctu/Tritoch for ?^_______^?: Tritoch defends
-ctu/Tritoch for BlueMikey's LoP: ctu conquers
-ctu/Tritoch for Grawltasia: Tritoch defends
-Identity Crisis/ctu for Sea of Sassafrass: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/ctu for AR of Capo: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/ctu for CTU HQ: ctu defends
-Identity Crisis/ctu for Isle of Blah: Identity Crisis conquers
-Plarom's Highly Ineffective Mongoose fails to take CTU HQ (Jack Bauer shot it)
-Plarom/Identity Crisis for Sea of Sassafrass: Identity Crisis defends
-Plarom/Identity Crisis for Isle of Blah: Identity Crisis defends
-Plarom/Identity Crisis for AR of Capo: Identity Crisis defends
-RockgamerXIII/Yeldarb for Summonmaster's PoD: Yeldarb defends
-RockgamerXIII/Yeldarb for knkwzrdlandia: Yeldarb defends
-RockgamerXIII/Yeldarb for Zergrinchtopia: Yeldarb defends
-RockgamerXIII/Yeldarb for nikiri: Yeldarb defends
-Zergrinch takes RacinReaveronia with Tanks

Zergrinch Jul 23, 2007 08:32 AM

Tritoch's fought on with so much valor that he deserves a breather.

1: CTU HQ
2: BlueMikey
3: Lord Styphon, if Plarom fails to conquer. Otherwise CTU/BlueMikey
4: Any of CTU's countries I haven't conquered, for the k.o. attempt


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