I don't really have a plan in place for a TPK considering I just dropped a full batallion of bitey-style corpses on them and haven't even seen as much as a KO. Probably the new party would just continue from the same level, since there's only so much I can do to make "yes, goblins again" seem interesting.

So, I heard dwarves are awful and also smelly.

Yes. Especially smelly. But especially awful.

I by no means said I wanted it to happen. If I wanted that I would have let the zombies bite Ewan and he would be knocking a few of your teeth out as opposed to the bad guys'. I was coming from the perspective of if Pang gets a little overzealous in trying to kill someone off and makes a battle a little too hard...

Then we tie up Bob and leave her as a distraction while we flee.

Zombie Ewan gets cut down in one turn. Calling it right now.

It's so true it hurts...:(

Is that a dozen or so zombies by Bob's reckoning or are there actually 12 more zombies coming?

And are these those infectious zombies we just got through killing or are they schmoe zombies like those drowned guys?

Yeah both of those types of zombies kind of sucked so I don't think we'll be seeing them again

Learning process ahoy~

Eight preemptively killed? What kind of weak-ass zombie rotters are you rolling up? :(

A lot of zombies die if hit by a single hp of damage. We call them Ayos for short.

Too soon?

ROLLING UP MONSTERS?

STOP LIVIN' IN THE PAST, DR. HISTORIAN

I thought that's how you select monsters, by rolling some dice and doing some math.

You know, just like the way you do everything else in this game... :3:

I do have an action point right? I hope so, it makes for a better entry *sniggers*.

dice test, dice test, dicey dicey dice test

fuck, I missed

elven accuracy?

damn it!

and an array of d20s just to check the odds

All right! First to try out the "dice"! Editing my post with attack rolls.

edit:

Apparently I got a little overexcited... seeing as I don't know the stats of the bad guys...:(

Hey, a new GFF toy!

Well, again, since Brady is obviously reading the MM at the game table I'll let the rest of you know what you're swinging at from now on.

Zombie Captain: AC 20; Fortitude 17, Reflex 16, Will 17

Gravehound: AC 14; Fortitude 14, Reflex 12, Will 11

Zombie Rotter (Level 5): AC 15; Fortitude 15, Reflex 11, Will 12

So you roll 1d20 in the dice widget, then add 6 (your attack bonus with the knife, with +1 from Bless). If the total is 14 or greater, then you hit the Gravehound and you can then roll for damage; in this case you'd roll 1d4 and then add 3 to the result.

alright. I figured everything out, just didn't know what I was going up against so I couldn't know whether or not I hit the guy without assuming some random AC, preferably about 5.

New toy. Must play.

Dangit, that female elf's assured of survival :(

ROLL TO SEE IF I'M GETTING DRUNK




damn Irish blood

Do I need to visit the potty?~

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