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The unmovable stubborn Jan 30, 2009 02:29 PM

You can drop prone as a minor action, actually

Bradylama Jan 30, 2009 03:45 PM

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

Should've rolled a Ranger.

Sarag Jan 30, 2009 09:07 PM

Pang what time is it

I guess I'm asking as a roundabout way to finding out how long this battle is gonna be. :(

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Also:

I don't know what's coming from the northern hallway but it's pretty long, and there's only one window at the very end of it. With Shin's spells we should have these corpses mostly taken care of by the time they reach us.

Bradylama Jan 30, 2009 09:10 PM

I think you gave me a weakness status, but I was only gnawed on.

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Oh that's Bless, n/m

The unmovable stubborn Jan 30, 2009 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 677986)
Pang what time is it

I don't think you should put much stock in in-game time. Rules-as-written, the battle so far has taken about 30 seconds.

It's not a "hold out until dawn" situation anyway, there's a finite number of enemies. I won't say precisely how many since then you'd all go around making tactically intelligent use of your daily powers and I won't abide that :mad:

Hell, this fight's only six days old. The group's spent more time than that fighting rats.

Sarag Jan 30, 2009 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 677992)
Hell, this fight's only six days old. The group's spent more time than that fighting rats.

yeah but how much of that was waiting because Shin's turn fell on a weekend?

Scent of a Grundle Jan 30, 2009 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 676688)
Melee: Frying Pan (standard; at-will) ✦Weapon
+3 vs. AC; 1d8 + 1 damage, and Ewan shifts 1 square.

Did you lie to me Pang?

The unmovable stubborn Jan 30, 2009 09:40 PM

oh my that is awkward and I am sorry

Ok, Ewan's actually at R13 in the event that it affects anything.

Scent of a Grundle Jan 30, 2009 09:50 PM

yes, yes it does :edits:

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Thank you for sending me south anyway, I wouldn't have liked where I had planned on going

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 31, 2009 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 677910)
You can drop prone as a minor action, actually

OIC

In which case, Bob's battle tactics just got a lot more Gears of War.

Maris Jan 31, 2009 06:03 PM

Hello

is it possible to particepate in this game?

can you send me some info to my email adress:

maris.lebedev@teleskonviskaya.ru

Scent of a Grundle Jan 31, 2009 06:22 PM

Read the start of the thread. All of the info is there. Note that you might not be able to play for a year or two because Pangalin hasn't quite managed to kill anyone off yet (not for lack of trying) because the Horde is a very well-balanced and resourceful team.

Note: I refuse to send you an e-mail, mostly because if you do get to play at some point you will need to check back here often anyhow. GFF is a community (though some would argue otherwise) and somehow I don't think just showing up to play D&D really fits in with why the forums exist. If you just want to play D&D, find a forum made for that purpose. They're out there.

Maris Jan 31, 2009 06:37 PM

Okay I also have another email address:

theboss007@popmail.ru maybe that one works :)

The unmovable stubborn Jan 31, 2009 06:52 PM

OK, Maris. When it's your turn, I'll email you :)

wvlfpvp Jan 31, 2009 08:16 PM

I swan this Maris person is a carefully constructed Posting AI.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 31, 2009 09:35 PM

I am thoroughly enjoying Soggy's descent into deeply-confused womanizing.

His Bloody Ending does kill the purple one, if that affects anyone's turn.

wvlfpvp Feb 1, 2009 10:18 PM

... what about the goggy's attack, Pang?

Bradylama Feb 1, 2009 10:21 PM

Aw, so I guess the shift wouldn't let me dodge the explosion, huh? =(

The unmovable stubborn Feb 1, 2009 10:21 PM

Didn't get one. The dog has to draw from a pool of actions he shares with Gabe, and Gabe only had one to spare. So the dog runs over but doesn't have an action left to bite somebody with.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 678326)
Aw, so I guess the shift wouldn't let me dodge the explosion, huh? =(

Yeah, it pretty much happens instantaneously once the Boomer Corruption Corpse hits 0 HP, so there was no getting away (other than having a really high Fortitude).

FatsDomino Feb 1, 2009 10:25 PM

I hope Bob enjoys rape.

Bradylama Feb 1, 2009 10:33 PM

A mage who miss a 1hp monsta

a shameful mage

The unmovable stubborn Feb 1, 2009 10:40 PM

I think bob is a pretty cool guy. eh doesn't kill zombies and does afraid of everything

FatsDomino Feb 1, 2009 10:42 PM

I hear he has a +9 skill for laying prone behind bars. =I

Scent of a Grundle Feb 1, 2009 10:43 PM

I changed my move on account of not feeling like killing Bob. Ewan wants that pleasure for himself.

Sarag Feb 1, 2009 11:30 PM

Can Arg use a healing potion?


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