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FatsDomino Jan 26, 2009 09:31 PM

Make-shift fire explodytimes are the best. =))))

One campaign where all we did was escape a prison (and fail miserably once outside the gates) I made the best out of all lanterns I could find. During a fight in the courtyard between some mean, ugly prisoners and some of my party the guards were distracted, so I took the opportunity to climb up a pole and managed to conceal a lantern's door hinge in my anal cavity. Proved an excellent pick for my thief and we escaped our cells later that night during which I used lanterns to set a couple guards that I had caught by surprise on fire. They lit up real gooood. :)

The unmovable stubborn Jan 26, 2009 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by AcerBandit (Post 677105)
conceal a lantern's door hinge in my anal cavity

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FatsDomino Jan 26, 2009 09:47 PM

prison changes a desperate man

Sarag Jan 26, 2009 10:02 PM

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No. Hard Pass. Jan 26, 2009 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcerBandit (Post 677109)
prison changes a desperate man

From the D&D 4th Edition sourcebook: Life in OZ

wvlfpvp Jan 27, 2009 12:57 AM

I still want bouncyass image rotated 90 degrees. So I can tap dat ass.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 27, 2009 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 677048)
I don't quite get how Shin intended to have a ranged battle through barricaded windows, myself.

It's quite possible to make a window one can shoot through but not climb through. Don't you people have castles in your country?

Oh wait...

Anyway, should we survive this I'm officially retiring from cunning plan making.

Bradylama Jan 27, 2009 06:29 AM

Turn Undead is probably going to make our moves irrelevant if it hits.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 27, 2009 06:45 AM

More than likely. Pang, if everything's dead when my actual turn rolls around (As in dead and not moving, not just technically dead) then I'll make the same movement but save the spell for when something busts through the window.

Assuming there'll be enough dead things to swamp us at some point, who's up for retreatng to the kitchen? There's only two entrances and the most important thing is to limit how many zombies can get at us at once.

Bradylama Jan 27, 2009 06:48 AM

It's not powerful enough to kill everything outright, but it'll probably throw them back a space or two.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 27, 2009 06:54 AM

One would hope that Pang would assume I adjusted my aim as a result, rather than us all waiting for him to post in between our turns.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 27, 2009 07:15 AM

Turned out not to really be an issue anyway.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 27, 2009 08:24 AM

Haha, I didn't realise that was a wall. My monitor here is really shit. :(

Bradylama Jan 28, 2009 07:48 AM

So hey Lurk, what are ya doin way over there?

FatsDomino Jan 28, 2009 07:53 AM

I bet Pang isn't showing the extent of the east wall on the map because he's building up for an awesome revelation of a wonderfulcandycritterpack giantinfectedzombiehorde.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 28, 2009 08:00 AM

I don't show the entire map at once because zooming out that far would reduce the PC tokens to about 3x3 pixels. :(

Bradylama Jan 28, 2009 08:03 AM

I got the green zombie handled, btw, everybody else concentrate on dat purp zombie.

FatsDomino Jan 28, 2009 08:21 AM

And then Argy was a zombie.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 677390)
I don't show the entire map at once because zooming out that far would reduce the PC tokens to about 3x3 pixels. :(

Stop crushing my dreams, Pang! :argh:

knkwzrd Jan 28, 2009 10:24 AM

What are the chances of there being, say, a pitcher of orange juice or some fresh limes or some equally acidic beverage behind the counter?

Sarag Jan 28, 2009 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bradylama (Post 677388)
So hey Lurk, what are ya doin way over there?

Trying to avoid getting bitten. Getting a couple drinks. The usual.

edit: I figure I'm going to try out that dragonbreath trick if I can. Since fire seems to be these guys' weakness and I think we should exploit their weaknesses wherever possible.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 28, 2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by knkwzrd (Post 677407)
What are the chances of there being, say, a pitcher of orange juice or some fresh limes or some equally acidic beverage behind the counter?

Fresh citrus should be rare in what is essentially a loose approximation of feudal Europe, and I don't expect an inn in a relatively tiny village to have imported any.

Bradylama Jan 28, 2009 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 677409)
edit: I figure I'm going to try out that dragonbreath trick if I can. Since fire seems to be these guys' weakness and I think we should exploit their weaknesses wherever possible.

Zombies are only weak to radiant damage (the kind you put out with Turn Undead). Shin just got lucky on one of his attack rolls.

Zombies get owned with all criticals.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 28, 2009 11:19 AM

Assuming the next group of zombies will be hilariously large, am I reading my staff of expansion power right in thinking it works on your attack the following turn to when you use it? So in one turn I power it up and then the next turn fire off the biggest acid arrow or flame burst evar?

And in the case of acid arrow, would just the splash burst be expanded (If at all)?

The unmovable stubborn Jan 28, 2009 11:26 AM

The expansion effect only works on bursts, and Acid Arrow's splash effect isn't a burst, technically. Flame Burst works fine, though.

The expansion effect triggers on the next burst effect before the end of your next turn, so you can use the attack itself on the same turn or on the next one.

Bradylama Jan 28, 2009 11:26 AM

hey Shin we're actually fighting three zombies and there's no guarantee that the next wave will break through this round, but that's ok.

Additional Spam:
If you get more criticals, though, that'd be fuckin sweet


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