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Scent of a Grundle Jan 25, 2009 12:35 AM

Do I have more than one knife? Or can I only use it once? Presumably there are more in the kitchen but knowing would be good.

P.S. sorry about the sig. I expected the site to just tell me it was too big, i thought it did that with my avatar at any rate

The unmovable stubborn Jan 25, 2009 12:36 AM

Oh, sorry. 4 knives.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 25, 2009 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcerBandit (Post 676691)
Should have made Ewan black, Pang. Always gotta have a black man in dese tings.

As if he wasn't likely enough to die already...

Scent of a Grundle Jan 25, 2009 11:59 AM

I'm going to do everything in my power to keep this poor guy alive. If I'm taking a lot of hits, I'll probably run for it - after all, you guys don't need to end up fighting an extra zombie armed with a frying pan.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 26, 2009 05:42 AM

There goes the plan to kill the zombies before they made it into the building then. :(

It was such a good plan too.

FatsDomino Jan 26, 2009 10:03 AM

No it wasn't. A good plan would involve an armored spike-covered chariot and fire. Lots of fire. And maybe a dirigible. On fire.

wvlfpvp Jan 26, 2009 01:04 PM

Let's not forget using a sun to ignite a nuclear explosion.

also this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 676991)
hand crossbow to green zombie (Z10)

Isn't giving the zombies your crossbow a bad idea?

Bradylama Jan 26, 2009 01:11 PM

Hey Shin, what possessed you to get that far out ahead in the first place?

Scent of a Grundle Jan 26, 2009 01:21 PM

He wasn't planning on them getting through so quickly, and he was probably hoping to burn them to death (again) before trying to resurrect them (again) to fight on our side.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 26, 2009 01:30 PM

Well quite, I was hoping to kill them while they were still outside the building, maing it a siege rather than the current indoor fight situation we find ourselves in. I was kinda hoping we'd start at the windows and have a chance to thin their numbers before they even reached the door but apparently we were having some important conference behind the bar and the zombies snuck up on us or something. :(

It's no biggie, Bob's quicker than a zombie even at walking speed anyway.

FatsDomino Jan 26, 2009 01:30 PM

Hawkeye, I'm afraid it won't work out that way, but if we're lucky Pang might have the zombies do a song and dance number.

Scent of a Grundle Jan 26, 2009 01:32 PM

I'm sure if Pang has anything to say about it i'll get bitten and turn on the Horde. Maybe he'll even let me keep going and knock out a few teeth once I'm a zombie.

FatsDomino Jan 26, 2009 01:39 PM

If roleplaying autopilot is your thing I guess.

stumble
moan

Sarag Jan 26, 2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shin (Post 677027)
Well quite, I was hoping to kill them while they were still outside the building, maing it a siege rather than the current indoor fight situation we find ourselves in. I was kinda hoping we'd start at the windows and have a chance to thin their numbers before they even reached the door but apparently we were having some important conference behind the bar and the zombies snuck up on us or something. :(

If you have an intention for tactics can you do me a personal favor and let us know? I can read posts, but not minds.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 26, 2009 03:20 PM

I don't quite get how Shin intended to have a ranged battle through barricaded windows, myself.

Skexis Jan 26, 2009 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 676991)
Come to me my pretties

Zombies. Very dangerous. You go first.

Bradylama Jan 26, 2009 06:38 PM

Miss does half strength damage, pang =V

The unmovable stubborn Jan 26, 2009 06:51 PM

Yeah, I kinda thought I missed something there. Fixed. (2 damage oh boy)

wvlfpvp Jan 26, 2009 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AcerBandit (Post 677028)
Hawkeye, I'm afraid it won't work out that way, but if we're lucky Pang might have the zombies do a song and dance number.

Is Michael Jackson in the vicinity?

http://retromedia.ign.com/retro/imag...8004136303.jpg

Scent of a Grundle Jan 26, 2009 07:16 PM

Oh no! Please! Anything but that!

15 damage to Ewan, bloodied
Deaf, Dazed (save ends both)

knkwzrd Jan 26, 2009 08:59 PM

Is it even possible to land a critical hit while throwing tankards? Not that I'm just going to keep throwing tankards, just curious.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 26, 2009 09:05 PM

Even the silliest attacks get an attack roll, and a 20 is a 20.

Sarag Jan 26, 2009 09:07 PM

hey, if I drank a tankard full of ale and blew it into a torch right into some schmoe zombie's face*, what sort of stats would be applied to such an attack roll?

* okay, you got me. His crotch.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 26, 2009 09:17 PM

Close blast 2, +6 vs Reflex, 2d6+ CON mod damage.

Then you get Dazed by alcohol poisoning (save ends)

Sarag Jan 26, 2009 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 677100)
Close blast 2, +6 vs Reflex, 2d6+ CON mod damage.

Then you get Dazed by alcohol poisoning (save ends)

Arg that's you, you have +4 CON.


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