well i have the server up and running

i hope it doesn't crash or something equally stupid but it's there just in case i pass out or something or get distracted or or or or

anyway it'll be a good chance to test out this headset mic thingy

I daresay it has!

Did I miss the train? :jesusdance:

PLAYER OF THE WEEK: ACER

KILLS: 25 TOWN GUARDS (demoralized into suicide), 1 BEGGAR (drowned), 3 CHILDREN (smothered), 1 KOBOLD (punched into gibs)

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NEXT WEEK: HEROQUEST

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Legend of Anglerre is a hilarious system until combat breaks out at which point

well

it's still hilarious but

So the world's worst detectives, working together to fail miserably at solving anything on the train, don't make much better adventurers either.

Within 36 hours they managed to kill a hobo by throwing a wet robe off the top of a house, personally fluff over 1000 pillows, murder 3 children with downy softness, punch a house into rubble, and convince half of the city guard to commit ritualistic suicide before stripping their corpses naked.

And then take three real hours to figure out how to play hide and seek with kobolds until they stress out and die.

Props to Stop Sign for adjusting to our absolute bullshit madness with remarkable aplomb

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GOOSETOWN

We have the best fucking foie gras and don't you forget it

Are you sure you're not a goose? Perhaps you should investigate.

I liked the part where there was soot.

I can't believe that my chimneysweep, specifically designed for nothing if not soot finding got out-sooted by kobolds EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Composure stress here I come thanks for the very sciencey healing Acer! :D

I liked that time when the kobolds found no soot whatsoever but you still managed to find less soot than that.

Negative soot is all the rage these days I hear.

I'M A JEWEL MERCHANT, I MERCHANT JEWELS

Hope you guys are ready to master the arts of combat

YouTube Video

Sorry, folks - with the amount of work I have on my plate, I won't be participating tonight.

(Broken dreams :( )

Well, crap. I guess we need a fourth for HeroQuest, then. It's a pretty simple game, folks! I am not even dreading trying to teach it to Acer! Much!

(Alternately we do the hilarious thing of just giving Skills both spellcasters for MAXIMUM RUINING.)

Turn 1: I cast all of the spells! On myself!

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On second thought, cast NONE of the spells! This dagger will work much better anyway!

UGG UNABLE TO FIND PANTS

WILL STARE AT WALL INSTEAD

In the end, fists solve all problems.

WIZARD PANTS SOMEWHAT CONFINING TO UGG'S MIGHTY THEWS

TOOT TRAWS A TREASURE CARD

:harpooned:

TONIGHT: MORE HERO'S QUESTINGS, with dungeon elements that aren't "yup, another orc".

If somebody wants to show up so Rychord can stop mixing up his Toots and his Roots that would be okay! Because trying to control an Elf and a Dwarf simultaneously is, in fact, antithetical to all that is right and good.

I was thinking next week we could take a short break for some electronical gamery, suggestions? Probably something emulated since the pool of PC/Mac cross-compatible titles is still pretty anemic. Definitely some gems in there though.

http://www.saxypunch.com/pang/FARM.jpg

Is there a reason it has to be cross-platform?

If it's because of me, then it isn't a problem because I've installed Windows 7 in Bootcamp recently so I can have access to more than one game out of ten.

If it's just a question of keeping it accessible to the most people possible then by all means let's do it this way.

Well I was thinking of you in particular but yeah in general it would be nice to make things as open as possible.

Also I sort of wanted an excuse to buy Farming Simulator.

Either way I'm open to suggestions.

Nope, fuck you all.

http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/ap...ule_231x87.jpg

Okay, I got all my work done in time, so I'm in!

Also Magicka is a great idea. I'm utterly incompetent at that game so that makes it an even better idea.

i saw a let's play of that with TotalBiscuit and some other guys I can't recall who. Looked hilarious.

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That's not to say that we couldn't come up with something hilarious to do in a tractor simulator.