Domino has bitten the dust. It's down to 8 players now, some with money and some with territory.

Results:

-Smelnick/Tritoch for Tails FFZ: Tritoch defends
-Smelnick/Yeldarb for Smelnickaragua: Yeldarb defends
-Domino/RockgamerXIII for Dominovia: RockgamerXIII defends
-Tritoch gets spoils of war 19 gil and 1 item (Energy Boost)
-Yeldarb/Tritoch for Mucknugglia: Tritoch defends
-Identity Crisis/Zergrinch for a_country: Zergrinch defends
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for Alicetopia: Yeldarb defends
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for Denicalistia: Yeldarb defends
-Identity Crisis uses a Blitzkrieg to strike down knkwzrdlandia and Zergrinchtopia
-Identity Crisis uses Tanks to invade US of IC and RacinReaveronia
-Zergrinch and Yeldarb agree to trade LeHah City and AcerBanditia

YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT IC!!!!

I'll buy a tank and attack knkland.

I did send the attack numbers for my attacks

And you would've gotten away with it too, if you had enough gil!

Hah, that'll teach you to spend all your cash whittling down my alliance mate Orion for Tritoch to kill :D

Also buying and using Blitzkrieg on Tails and RacinReaver.

Folks are dropping left and right.. I'll go after the following:

OO Bay
Bay of Mo0
knkwzrdlandia
Isle of Miles

Continiuing the onslaught:

Socialist Republic of Bradylama
Freelance Wolftopia
People's Republic of Devo
CTU Headquarters (how could I not own this already?)

I lost track of what was going on a couple of days ago, but nether the less it was a good game.

I used that yesterday.

I demand my tribute of 5 gil from ctu, Tritoch, Yeldarb, Smelnick, and RockgamerXIII!

The item for today is bobo's charity drive. bobo's always looking for money, either to fund his lavish trips to the Caribbean, or other "side" projects. When you use this item against an opponent, bobo will count their total number of actions for the day (including item usage), and take that amount in gil from them and give it to you. For example, if Player X attacks 4 times and uses 2 items, then you would get 6 gil.

Everyone hold their horses while I sort out what went on while I slept.

Quite right; I forgot to cross it off on my list. Tritoch doesn't get an Energy Boost.

What I can say is that Zergrinch uses Fjordor on Tritoch, which means all of Tritoch's numbers will be randomized today. Additionally, Tritoch uses Chemical Weapons on Zergrinch, which means that Zergrinch only has one turn today. I'll let you know if anything else is in my PMs.

The suspense is killing me!

As of the results I've got right now, Zergrinch is definitely a Warlord, and takes tribute from Tritoch, Smelnick and RockgamerXIII. Yeldarb's Warlord status depends on whether he defends knkwzrdlandia from Plarom. If Yeldarb is a Warlord, he'll get tribute from Identity Crisis, ctu, Smelnick and possibly RockgamerXIII; if not, he'll owe Zergrinch tribute.

Actions/results:

-Plarom/ctu for CTU HQ: ctu defends
-RockgamerXIII for Colonel Skills' HoV: RockgamerXIII conquers (no number)
-ctu/Plarom for Sea of Sassafrass: ctu conquers
-Zergrinch gives Yeldarb 3 gil
-Yeldarb uses Tanks to invade knkwzrdlandia
-Zergrinch uses Blitzkrieg to invade Tails' FFZ and RacinReaveronia
-Plarom/RockgamerXIII for OO Bay: Plarom conquers
-RockgamerXIII/Zergrinch for PR of Devo: Zergrinch defends
-RockgamerXIII/ctu for CTU HQ: ctu defends

Additional:

-Tritoch/ctu for SR of Bradylama: Tritoch conquers (no number)
-RockgamerXIII/Tritoch for SR of Bradylama: RockgamerXIII conquers

No attacks yet, but I'd like to add that the post editing yesterday was really annoying. Yeldarb's post that ended up with a tank that couldn't actually be used was edited 3-4 times, and Zerg didn't edit that Blitzkrieg into his until nearly three hours later after there were several more posts in the thread.

It's a cheap way of making your attacks easy to miss.

I'd also like to use a Legion's Satanic Intervention on Zergrinch and a Simply Majestic Clone Yeldarb.

I will attack
1: us of ic
2: SR of Bradylama
3:Sprouticus Conf.
4:?^_______^?

item

bobo's charity drive on RockgamerXIII

Tritoch's usage of Legion's Satanic Intervention fails because Zergrinch has called in his Satellite Defenses today (very powerful defenses indeed to block Satan). Tritoch has used Simply Majestic Clones on Yeldarb, meaning Yeldarb's attacks have a 10% chance of failing. And lastly, ctu has used bobo's Charity Drive on RockgamerXIII.

Results:

-Tritoch/ctu for AR of Capo: ctu defends
-Identity Crisis/ctu for Isle of Blah: ctu defends
-ctu/Tritoch for ?^_______^?: ctu conquers

So... unless I'm mistaken, didn't ctu succeed in stealing 0 gil from RockgamerXIII?

No, bobo's Charity Drive counts up the total number of actions that RockgamerXIII takes today, then takes that amount in gil from Rock and gives it to ctu first thing tomorrow morning.

Results:

-Plarom/Identity Crisis for Bay of Mo0: Plarom conquers
-Plarom/Identity Crisis for Isle of Miles: Identity Crisis defends
-ctu/Identity Crisis for US of IC: Identity Crisis defends

Oh, I see. I thought the item counted the turns taken and took effect immediately.

Anyway, here are the attacks: a_country, RacinReaveronia, knkwzrdlandia, and Alicetopia.

Plarom has secretly used bobo's Charity Drive on Tritoch as he chortles maliciously in his lair. Also, I like how RacinReaveronia has become such a pivotal country in this game.

Results:

-Identity Crisis/Zergrinch for a_country: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/Zergrinch for RacinReaveronia: Identity Crisis conquers

Ok, now that my internet is working I'll doing something.

For now I'll attack Zergrinchtopia and wvlfpvpia.

Oh, and I'll use my bobo on Tritoch.

Smelnick's contingency for tonight (in his absence) was to "pick 4 countries that Tritoch owns at the beginning of the day on saturday, and attack those", so I picked the first 4 countries on the list: nazfailonia, Bigturnip Ocean, Infernal Monkey's LoJT, and Mucknugglia.

Yeldarb has used bobo on Tritoch; I didn't specify earlier, but this item can be cummulative (meaning Tritoch will have to pay Yeldarb and Plarom.

Yeldarb's defense means that he is a Warlord, and collects the tribute I mentioned earlier.

-Plarom/Yeldarb for knkwzrdlandia: Yeldarb defends
-RockgamerXIII/Yeldarb for Freelance Wolftopia: Yeldarb defends
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for knkwzrdlandia: Yeldarb defends
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for Alicetopia: Identity Crisis conquers
-Smelnick/Tritoch for nazfailonia: Tritoch defends
-Smelnick/Tritoch for Bigturnip Ocean: Tritoch defends
-Smelnick/Tritoch for Infernal Monkey's LoJT: Smelnick conquers
-Smelnick/Tritoch for Mucknugglia: Tritoch defends

I use Bobo on Tritoch. He has used Chemical Weapons, Legion's Satanic Intervention, Simple Majestic Clone, possibly a Ninja or some Defense, and has to take four more turns! :D

Along with the things Nutty is currently calculating, I'll go ahead and place my four randomized attacks for the day! New Yeldarbstan, the Xardocratic Empire, Freelance Wolftopia, and Encephalonia shall possibly feel my wrath.

Smelnick has learned the hard way not to piss off a man with a lot of money at his disposal, becoming the latest player to fall. Plarom and Yeldarb each lose one turn today as a result of the Shock & Awe.

-Yeldarb/ctu for wvlfpvpia: Yeldarb conquers
-RockgamerXIII and Tritoch use a Shock & Awe to devastate Duchy of Lord Styphon, Infernal Monkey's Land of Jelly Turtles, Luxitopia, BlueMikey's Land of Puppies, ?^_______^?, and Brent's Haggis Haven
-Tritoch uses a Blitzkrieg to storm Plaromvia and Summonmaster's Pit of Despair
-Tritoch uses Tanks to crush Shintasia and Blue Kirbystan
-Tritoch gets spoils of war 24 gil and 2 items (Tanks, Energy Boost)

EDIT:

The Simply Majestic Clone has thwarted Yeldarb's attack on Identity Crisis for Zergrinchtopia.

I'll attack Alicetopia and a_country.

EDIT: Aw damn.

Preserved in case of stealth edits. =D