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niki Jun 21, 2007 05:26 PM

Garbage split and deleted. You may proceed.

Hachifusa Aug 17, 2007 03:08 PM

I might be really optimisitic, but I'm hoping this game is good. Then again, I thought that Dirge of Cerberus MIGHT have been good, because they might do something original by not doing an RPG.

Square: please go back to RPGs. You suck at everything else.

Still, it's a good start to include characters like Cain and Zidane. We'll all ignore the idiot Sephiroth inclusion. I mean, how many times does Sephiroth have to look up at us from fucking fire? I'm so sick and tired of that bitch. They should make a seperate game for FF7 characters and let the idiots who OMG <3 SEPHIROTH go and play that, instead.

One last thing: it seems cheap and campy to include the "Warrior of Light" from FF1. FF1 is outdated and blows. The "Warrior of Light" has no personality. Garland, however, is permissible, if only because, like, his helmet, you know, has HORNS.

And THAT is fucking awesome.

OmagnusPrime Aug 18, 2007 06:06 AM

This sound somewhat interesting. The odds would definitely be in favour of it not being great, but could turn out alright. Aside from those in the preview video that Infernal linked to have any other characters been confirmed? I can't see mention of anyone else and can't believe a fighting game would have just five or so characters.

Metal Sphere Jun 11, 2008 05:08 AM

Just dropping in with the latest characters revealed to be in Dissidia, Tidus and Jecht (YOU BEEN EATIN' RIGHT BOY!?):



Now, I know some people are getting nervous about folks from FFIV-VI being conspicuously absent but we'll just have to wait and see.

Freelance Jun 11, 2008 05:51 AM

O.O at Tidus' outfit. Well that's different. Jecht looks pretty much the same. Still hoping for Locke (hope his hair's gray though) but chances are slim at this point.

This will be the 4th game I'll be importing for the PSP.

Kairi Li Jun 11, 2008 12:57 PM

Tidus and Jecht? Well I guess that makes sense... Father vs Son good ol' fashion brawl...

Don't quite get Tidus's modified outfit though. Whats with that red jewel hanging on his white shirt?

And I want Terra from FF6. I really really do. This game is getting too much pretty boys to my liking.

No. Hard Pass. Jun 11, 2008 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Sphere (Post 615272)
Just dropping in with the latest characters revealed to be in Dissidia, Tidus and Jecht (YOU BEEN EATIN' RIGHT BOY!?):



Now, I know some people are getting nervous about folks from FFIV-VI being conspicuously absent but we'll just have to wait and see.

No, you can leave the good games out of this abortion. Really. We'll be cool with it.

Rotorblade Jun 11, 2008 01:30 PM

You take that back about Final Fantasy 9.

Hachifusa Jun 11, 2008 01:35 PM

I'm pretty sure that they'll be including a Final Fantasy IV character (Cecil-Kain or something) because of the upcoming release of the DS game.

This 'abortion' is probably going to sell out the first day in Japan. I wonder which bad pop star is going to do the main theme. =/

Rotorblade Jun 11, 2008 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hachifusa (Post 615362)
This 'abortion' is probably going to sell out the first day in Japan.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

SuperSonic Jun 11, 2008 01:41 PM

I thought Kain and Cecil from IV along with Sephiroth from VII were already confirmed a few pages back...unless that was a hoax.

Edit: Okay, I'm not finding any evidence that Kain and Cecil were confirmed but it seems Golbez might have been.

Hachifusa Jun 11, 2008 01:52 PM

Oh, you're right. Guess I forgot.

Is Square-Enix going to give us any actual gameplay ideas, or are they just going to keep releasing what old characters are going to appear? Christ, this game has been announced for a year now. We should be nearing release, shouldn't we?

No. Hard Pass. Jun 11, 2008 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Hachifusa (Post 615369)
Oh, you're right. Guess I forgot.

Is Square-Enix going to give us any actual gameplay ideas, or are they just going to keep releasing what old characters are going to appear? Christ, this game has been announced for a year now. We should be nearing release, shouldn't we?

Why would they be worried about talking up the gameplay. Huh. I wonder what possible outcome we can expect from this?

http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/scans2/ehrgeiz.jpg

:(

Sousuke Jun 11, 2008 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Kairi Li (Post 615350)
Don't quite get Tidus's modified outfit though. Whats with that red jewel hanging on his white shirt?

Almost looks like a drop of blood in the scan. I can't really see it in the screenshot.

Oh wait, Final Fantasy? That's not blood.

No. Hard Pass. Jun 11, 2008 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rotorblade (Post 615361)
You take that back about Final Fantasy 9.

You know I have love for FF IX. But it's been tainted by this, now. I don't need it ruining other games that don't suck.

SuperSonic Jun 11, 2008 02:11 PM

Alright, here's the current known roster of characters that have been announced for this game:

Final Fantasy I: Warrior of Light, Garland
Final Fantasy II: Firion, Emperor Palamecia
Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth (we know Cloud is sure to follow)
Final Fantasy VIII: Squall Leonhart, Ultimecia
Final Fantasy IX: Zidane Tribal, Kuja
Final Fantasy X: Tidus, Jecht

So currently there are no characters from III-VI.

Rotorblade Jun 11, 2008 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 615375)
You know I have love for FF IX. But it's been tainted by this, now. I don't need it ruining other games that don't suck.

Konami is gonna collaborate with Square on the sequel. And I'll be laughing at you... from HELL.

No. Hard Pass. Jun 11, 2008 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Rotorblade (Post 615379)
Konami is gonna collaborate with Square on the sequel. And I'll be laughing at you... from HELL.

More like R-Type: Ehrgeiz.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jun 12, 2008 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 615375)
You know I have love for FF IX. But it's been tainted by this, now. I don't need it ruining other games that don't suck.

I'd love to hear the logic behind that statement. How can the inclusion of a character from a game you like in a different game you've decided you won't like ruin the original game you do like? That's the sort of 'tard logic I'd expect from Zeal or Megalith.

Shenlon Jun 12, 2008 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Shin (Post 615634)
I'd love to hear the logic behind that statement. How can the inclusion of a character from a game you like in a different game you've decided you won't like ruin the original game you do like? That's the sort of 'tard logic I'd expect from Zeal or Megalith.

you know its like when you play kingdom hearts and see your favorite square characters and decide that they were completely ruined and made you hate the games they were on . . . . no wait this falls under the same category which doesn't make any more sense ~_~

Anyways, I love clash up games, for like a week then I'll just leave it be. But what a week it'll be.

No. Hard Pass. Jun 12, 2008 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Shin (Post 615634)
I'd love to hear the logic behind that statement. How can the inclusion of a character from a game you like in a different game you've decided you won't like ruin the original game you do like? That's the sort of 'tard logic I'd expect from Zeal or Megalith.

It doesn't ruin the game, that was just me and Rotor fucking around. But these sorts of games certainly cheapen the memory of characters you enjoy. Oh hey, you like Setzer? Well now he's a little kid in chibi disney world. LULZ.

No, Square needs to stop that shit. This game is shaping up to be Ehrgeiz II.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jun 12, 2008 03:39 PM

His life is a chip in Square's pile, Deni. They're just anteing up.

No. Hard Pass. Jun 12, 2008 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Skills (Post 615740)
His life is a chip in Square's pile, Deni. They're just anteing up.

Nomura needs to be shot in the head is the point of all this, I think.

Rotorblade Jun 12, 2008 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Colonel Skills (Post 615740)
His life is a chip in Square's pile, Deni. They're just anteing up.

Hate. Hate. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE-- *headshot*

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jun 13, 2008 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 615737)
But these sorts of games certainly cheapen the memory of characters you enjoy.

That's about the gayest thing I've read here all week. And anyway, if you want to preserve your special memories, don't buy the new game. You don't even own a PSP do you?

Not that I'm defending the game, I have no intention of buying it whatsoever. I just think it's a big wanky to talk about your memory of special characters being raped by seeing them re-designed with bigger boots and more zips.


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