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No. Hard Pass. Nov 27, 2006 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by avanent
does that make you feel special?

Only when I can use your own words to hamper your credibility and show that you're just using words, not truly understanding them.

Sarag Nov 27, 2006 01:37 AM

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Originally Posted by avanent
Where did I say that? you inferred that. I only stated it shouldn't be our business.

You're very bad at this game, avanent! Something that you have no business in, ideally, means something you have to ignore. You have awful reading comprenehsion, and a bloated sense of self-worth, otherwise you wouldn't think you could outsmart anyone quoting your words right at you by saying "You're reading too much into things".

Why do you hate black people, avanent? Did your mom run off with one of them?

avanent Nov 27, 2006 02:27 AM

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You're very bad at this game, avanent! Something that you have no business in, ideally, means something you have to ignore. You have awful reading comprenehsion, and a bloated sense of self-worth, otherwise you wouldn't think you could outsmart anyone quoting your words right at you by saying "You're reading too much into things".

Why do you hate black people, avanent? Did your mom run off with one of them?

you said i stated something very clearly that I didn't say at all. Instead of even trying to defend your original statement, you further yourself with personal attacks.

No, something you 'have no business in' not only means you should not act upon it, but also that it shouldn't even be brought to your attention. Just because you ignore it doesn't mean no opinion is formed, nor does it mean that an opinion should be restrained from being formed. Your confusing paying no attention to and restraining acting upon with actually restraining all attention to; there is a difference. There are a few people on GFF I tend to ignore, that doesn't mean I try to suppress my opinions of them, nor does ignoring require or suggest that.

fyi, i don't even know any black people, they are rather rare here. I've heard all the stereotypes, and seen how the media represents them, but I have little information to base much of any opinion on them.

btw, i prefer the term arrogant. Do you always resort to personal attacks?

Sarag Nov 27, 2006 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by avanent
you said i stated something very clearly that I didn't say at all. Instead of even trying to defend your original statement, you further yourself with personal attacks.

My original statement as far as you're concerned is that you're giving your opinion on something you have no business in, by your own words. I was just confused why you felt you had the right. You still haven't enlightened me on the topic. Why do you keep dodging it?

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No, something you 'have no business in' not only means you should not act upon it, but also that it shouldn't even be brought to your attention. Just because you ignore it doesn't mean no opinion is formed, nor does it mean that an opinion should be restrained from being formed.
But you're giving your opinion, that is an action. Why do you feel you have the right to act, and deny this right to other people?

Miss Manners thinks you're a lying nigger but don't mind her, when she grew up that's how everyone spoke

Dubble Nov 27, 2006 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by avanent
fyi, i don't even know any black people, they are rather rare here. I've heard all the stereotypes, and seen how the media represents them, but I have little information to base much of any opinion on them.

OH LAWSY SHO NUFFS IF'N I AIN'TS NO RAH-RI-TEE!!!

Well just so you know avanent - we all like to eat fried chicken. LOTS OF IT. Usually with copious amounts of hot sauce and piles upon piles of watermelon. Don't ask me why. I don't understand it myself but it's genetic: the more watermelon the better. In fact - next time you meet a black person ask them if they'd like watermelon ON fried chicken COVERED in hot sauce. I guarantee you'll give them an orgasm and they'll explode into confetti right there on the spot.

Speaking of orgasms all black males have ginormous cocks and all black women have gaping cavernous pussies that taste like sweet milk duds. Our cocks are so big in fact that we have to put on more mass just to hold our bodies up. Thats why down south all the black people are so fat or work out up north to put more muscles on our bodies. That's why we're so good in football and basketball you know! This is a PROVEN FACT.

Lastly (just so I can make sure you stay educated), - several short notes:

A) All young black people are either ghetto thugs who listen to gangsta rap (Hip Hop is for sellouts and white kids from malibu) or make sweet sweet love to R&B (AL GREEN AND BOYS 2 MEN FOR THE WIN).

B) All old black people cannot speak proper english and "TALKS LIKES DID SHO NUFF MASSUH". That usually triggers the comical country southern white man to scream out something quaint and colloquial like "NIGGER IN THE WOODPILE!!!" Everybody not of color dons fresh white linens on thier head. Benny Hill Yakety Sax music plays. Comedy thus ensues.

C) Since I assume you're white I'll just cut out the middleman and refer to you as MASSUH from now on so's you don't HANGS ME FUM NO TREE OH LAWDY LAWDY LAWDY JESUS!!!! **dances like he was in church on Sunday morning**

I hope that this has helped to educate you in some way. Just remember: Whitey doesn't just hate us. Whitey hates everybody! :) This concludes todays textbook lesson entitled "Black People: Myth or Mystery?" Thank you and good night.

avanent Nov 27, 2006 02:50 AM

Good to know dubble, I'll be sure to write it all down. Now I can quote you on all this right?

actually, i've never heard the hotsauce or the watermelon thing before, but I have been exposed to the other stereotypes.

white? well... I do prefer the term caucasian...
i am part white.

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My original statement as far as you're concerned is that you're giving your opinion on something you have no business in, by your own words. I was just confused why you felt you had the right. You still haven't enlightened me on the topic. Why do you keep dodging it?

oh? is that exactly what you've been trying to get at? Is that exact;y what your trying to say? Ask it directly next time, and its exactly what i'll answer. Resorting to personal attacks and twisting words only muddles things.

The whole thing isn't my business, and it should have never been brought to my attention. But it has been. Everyone has a right to their own opinion, and one will form whether or not it is wanted. On a forum, opinions are shared, and thats what I did. It isn't my business, but of course, like everyone else I have an opinion on it. My opinion wasn't exactly what I had shared at first either, but rather a bit to counter the current balance.

my opinion is that both parties are to blame. What he did is somewhat justified by their behavior, and they deserved some sort of retort, but that in no way makes it right or proper, and he way overdid it. Of course, I don't really think my opinion is any of your business, but since you seem so focused on it.

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But you're giving your opinion, that is an action. Why do you feel you have the right to act, and deny this right to other people?

Miss Manners thinks you're a lying nigger but don't mind her, when she grew up that's how everyone spoke

Did I deny this right to other people? No I did not. I simply stated I don't believe any of us even have the right to be aware of the whole 'kramer' situation, much less act upon it.

The media loves to present things that aren't really our business. I hear things all the time in the media that I really don't think they had the right to share.

Sarag Nov 27, 2006 02:55 AM

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Originally Posted by avanent
oh? is that exactly what you've been trying to get at? Is that exact;y what your trying to say? Ask it directly next time, and its exactly what i'll answer. Resorting to personal attacks and twisting words only muddles things.

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I find it interesting that you file this in the 'niggers being niggers' file, and then turn around and proclaim that no one should have an opinion unless they're Richards or the hecklers.

Who exactly do you think you're fooling, casper?

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The whole thing isn't my business, and it should have never been brought to my attention. But it has been. Everyone has a right to their own opinion, and one will form whether or not it is wanted. On a forum, opinions are shared, and thats what I did. It isn't my business, but of course, like everyone else I have an opinion on it. My opinion wasn't exactly what I had shared at first either, but rather a bit to counter the current balance.
So it's not your business, and you have no right to act about it in any way, but since you are aware of it you'll run your mouth off. You'll also tell us over and over again about how it's none of our business and we should leave well enough alone. But since this is a discussion forum...

avanent Nov 27, 2006 02:58 AM

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Who exactly do you think you're fooling, casper?

no one, i disregarded that since i was not regarding 'niggers as niggers'. I responded more to what you were stating as my opinion rather than the question you were trying to ask in that statement. Now that you bring it back, its pretty clear, but the way you stated it, with it following the post before it, and you not directly asking the question... well, I forgot about it. In my head, it became the 'niggers as niggers' accusation rather than the question within a statement.

Dubble Nov 27, 2006 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by avanent
white? well... I do prefer the term caucasian...
i am part white.

Good to know dubble, I'll be sure to write it all down. Now I can quote you on all this right?

actually, i've never heard the hotsauce or the watermelon thing before, but I have been exposed to the other stereotypes..


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avanent Nov 27, 2006 03:22 AM

nah, i got it dubble. I was partially playing along and partially provided irrelevant information in response.

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So it's not your business, and you have no right to act about it in any way, but since you are aware of it you'll run your mouth off. You'll also tell us over and over again about how it's none of our business and we should leave well enough alone. But since this is a discussion forum...

when in rome...

You keep asking, I keep telling. I'm not preaching, you're asking. Stop asking, I'll stop telling. You drop my topic, and I'll drop my topic. The easiest way to kill something is through neglect.

in that same vein... despite you being a mod, you engage in behavior unbefitting for a role-model within the community. The behavior you display as a mod promotes and validates it. This very behavior is not only against common courtesy, but also against Bobo's desired behavior. Sure he isn't always here, but he does hold the plug, and this is his little project. Does this provide any dissonance for you?

No. Hard Pass. Nov 27, 2006 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by avanent
The easiest way to kill something is through neglect.

I hear the easiest way to kill something is to put it in a burlap sack and drown it.

...maybe that's just puppies.

Sarag Nov 27, 2006 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by avanent
You keep asking, I keep telling. I'm not preaching, you're asking. Stop asking, I'll stop telling. You drop my topic, and I'll drop my topic. The easiest way to kill something is through neglect.

I'm asking you the why, and you keep telling me the what. It's not the same thing. Why won't you answer my question? What right do you have to act on something that isn't your business?

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in that same vein... despite you being a mod, you engage in behavior unbefitting for a role-model within the community. The behavior you display as a mod promotes and validates it. This very behavior is not only against common courtesy, but also against Bobo's desired behavior. Sure he isn't always here, but he does hold the plug, and this is his little project. Does this provide any dissonance for you?
I'm merely asking you a question. There's no need to get uppity, all I want is an answer. You keep dodging the question. Why won't you answer it?

ArrowHead Nov 27, 2006 07:57 AM

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Both of you.

As far as I'm concerned this is all ridiculous. Only in America do you see this sort of stupidity - Americans are way too fucking sensitive about black people.

Yeah, Michael Richards made a big idiot of himself. But stop acting as if he's a closet KKK leader or something.

Such a Lust for Revenge! Nov 27, 2006 07:59 PM

(Good God woman, I leave a couple of days and I come back to see you've continued battling here! What is it with you and this thread?)

(It's the nigger word, isn't it?)

No. Hard Pass. Nov 27, 2006 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ArrowHead
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Both of you.

As far as I'm concerned this is all ridiculous. Only in America do you see this sort of stupidity - Americans are way too fucking sensitive about black people.

Yeah, Michael Richards made a big idiot of himself. But stop acting as if he's a closet KKK leader or something.

Oh ya, only in America. When's the last time a bunch of black people had a standoff with police over land rights, Arrow? Oh right, that was us. In Canada. With natives. GLASS HOUSE. ROCKS EVERYWHERE.

Sarag Nov 27, 2006 08:12 PM

(Yeah, it brings out the worst in people. Except avarent, he's always been like this.)

Such a Lust for Revenge! Nov 27, 2006 08:15 PM

(He's a pretty old member, isn't he?)

Misogynyst Gynecologist Nov 27, 2006 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Denicalis
I hear the easiest way to kill something is to put it in a burlap sack and drown it.

BLACK PEOPLE BREATHE IN WATER. Didn't your parents ever teach you they only die from fire?!

Sarag Nov 27, 2006 08:16 PM

(Yeah, you'd think he'd grow up a little!)

No. Hard Pass. Nov 27, 2006 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah
BLACK PEOPLE BREATHE IN WATER. Didn't your parents ever teach you they only die from fire?!

Fire? I know they can sustain themselves on watermelon, fried chicken and sweet potato pie for years, but I have no idea they'd adapted GILLS.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Nov 27, 2006 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Denicalis
I have no idea they'd adapted GILLS.

It's a side effect from their culture drinking so much malt liquor. Kinda like how white people turn into the Hulk when exposed to Gamma Radiation.

Dubble Nov 27, 2006 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah
BLACK PEOPLE BREATHE IN WATER. Didn't your parents ever teach you they only die from fire?!

You are so stupid. No we do not. We spit fire from our mouths, absorb water like human ameobas, belch powerful bolts of lightning from our asses, and shoot killer laser beams from our eyes in order to kill our prey.

Years of picking cotton has turned us into MUTANTS. Why else do you think the white man fears us so? Did you learn NOTHING from my earlier tutorial?

IT'S THE DUNCE CAP FOR YOU LEHAH >8(

Such a Lust for Revenge! Nov 27, 2006 08:23 PM

Guatemalan runners are known for hating blacks, Kenyans in particular. Fuckers always come here for the annual race and stomp the natives.

So, while we're taking silly shots at blacks, what is it with some of them and always having their mouth open? There was one in particular I noticed this from in some NFL game I saw yesterday. It gets really irritating after a while.

(leave him alone then!)

No. Hard Pass. Nov 27, 2006 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah
It's a side effect from their culture drinking so much malt liquor. Kinda like how white people turn into the Hulk when exposed to Gamma Radiation.

Oh, ok. So it's the fault of the Colt 45.

Sarag Nov 28, 2006 12:44 AM

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(leave him alone then!)

(what's happened to you? have you gone SOFT on us?)


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