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Little Brenty Brent Brent Jul 9, 2015 04:27 PM

Also download this, want to test it out as a Skype replacement because Skype is terrible and this, despite being an alpha, appears less terrible.

https://discordapp.com/

i am good at jokes Jul 9, 2015 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Unknowingly Clenching (Post 826226)
Also download this, want to test it out as a Skype replacement because Skype is terrible and this, despite being an alpha, appears less terrible.

https://discordapp.com/

Sounds awesome! DONE!

*FURIOUS FEEDBACK NOISES*

Little Brenty Brent Brent Jul 17, 2015 01:20 AM

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Oh.

SuperSonic Jul 25, 2015 11:44 AM

Footage from this past Thursday's Punch Night.

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Little Brenty Brent Brent Jul 30, 2015 08:52 PM

Our D&D adventure prompt:

Not lona aao.rhe luird ofGranile Hall, a rockanome dtler, bevaedyoufor ltelp. l-Ie
explained a terrible darkness stirs in the Yaril Mountains and beseechedyou to destroy
ir before il spread across the lands. Sensina the peril. you aweed and han• spenl the time
since then travelinlJ the narrow. windina parhs rhrouah rhe mountains·windswept peaks.
The gnome gave you directions to a most sinister place, an area blasted and dead, poisoned by some ineffable evil. There you found signs of recent work-tools. campsites, and
more. The result of these labors appears to be a stinking tunnel into the mountainside.
As you inspect the area. a deep sonorous noise rises from within the tunnel. ax !fa
weal horn has been sounded somewhere be)'Oild the darkness. Thearound t"rembles, eerie
purple liahtalowsfrom thecaw mouth. anc! the sun irst•!f turns black. ,\reJ'OU toa latc? T s
the world 's eml ur hand?The only wuy to knowforsure is to venturefo rth into rhe darkness and confront the 1•illains waitinB there.


Yeah.

The unmovable stubborn Jul 31, 2015 03:28 AM

Four randomly-generated characters and an airspeeder ventured forth into the most difficult dungeon in 4th Edition history... and emerged victorious. These were their experiences.

The passaae opens onto a wreckaae:filled chamber with toppled columns and broken statuary that depicts horrid monsters and human 51'../Jerina. A areal black obelisk risesfrom thefloor's center and reaches toward the ceilinn 60feet overhead. A weird purple liaht radiatesfrom the obelisk, and arayfoa roils around it all the way up to the ceilina.

Cultists clad in black robes and horned masks aather itt a circle around rite obelisk.
Their shrieks and hootsform an unlto/y chorus. One swinas a metal thuriblefrom a
chain; its incense smoke minales with the 8rtl)' vapors, partin& tltem. Another cultist
whirls toface you. arippirtB aareal iron ltont arovcnwith sickenina whorls and runes.
"You are too late!" lte cries. "He ofEternal Darkness awakens!"

A rumblinaf rom belowshakes the chamber.

T/1e stairs wind alana the wall ofa deep. chilly pir. descendinB 30Jeer 10 end in tl 20Joor
diameter circular antechamber. Here rhc air is intolerably cold. The black walls. the.floor.
e1•en the steps bristle with needle·sl!arp mineral arowrl!s. Blisreuin8 witl!frosr in tl1e
purple radiance sl!inina down from above. r\ dark openina. rouBhly I0 feet across, on rile
south wall ripples like rhc surjc1ce ofa pool ofwater. Beyond it is a laraer chamber. and in
the cellter ofrhur room is a dnrk marina shape on u stone block.

Youfloat in a starry expanse that seems to ao onforever. Beforeyou towers a vast wall of
darkness, a boilina mass ofinkyfluid that undulates and ripples. Aflickerin8 portalfloats
nea rby.

You see an enormous anael armed with afalchion and clad in silvery mail standin8 before
you. Five human-sized an8els armed withfiery swords stand to eitherside. The laraer
anael says, "This place- and knowledae ofits location- areforbidden toyou. Preparefor
death!"

You srarul on a chunk ofrock driftinlJthrou9h endless sky. Powerful winds howl oil
around you. A alnrrce overthe edae reveals afew solid specks movin8 rhroua h the nir, bur
110 wound below them. ,\ shimmerina 8ra)' portalllll llJ)S in rhe air IO.feerawayfrom rhe
rock on wlrich_vou swnd. The porwl keeps pace with the more

You stand in a cramped space. The walls,jloor, and ceilina are earth and rock. A passaaeway leads out ofthis small room.

You stand in rhe middle ofa burnin8 plain. Fiery cinders carpet the wound, andflames
blastfree in places. climbinB 20feet into the air. As rhe heat washes over_vou. a mass of
flames91ides throu9h the hazy air toward you.

Youfloat underwater. The water extends in all directions, cold and murky. Aheadyou see
a shimmerina aray portal. a ripple in the water.

Terrible cold envelops_vou whenyou appear in a hemispherical chamber 40Jeeracross.
The name ofthis terrible room comes unbidden toyour mind:the Black Cyst.
Aform rests on astone block near the chamber'scenter.Tlwshape is so darkyour eyes hurt
to look upon it. Thefo rm twitches and writhes as ifsrruwling to awakenf rom a niahtmare.
On eitherend ofthe stone block are two wear metal cressets. each standing atop three
legs andforgedfrom black iron. Curls ofareen smoke risef rom thebowls.


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THE POWER OF WATER Sep 4, 2015 07:26 PM

I saved some Toribash replays

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THE POWER OF WATER Sep 7, 2015 06:14 PM

Garr, Pang, Skills, and I got together last night for some good old fashioned butt forking

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FatsDomino Sep 11, 2015 12:26 AM

I didn't forget that you existed, diss. :(

Little Brenty Brent Brent Sep 11, 2015 12:49 AM

That's because I remind people that I exist by being in chat and otherwise participating in community interactions of various sorts.

THE POWER OF WATER Sep 11, 2015 07:27 PM

Last night after UT2004, we did a little bit of Toribash until Pang found the gravity dial and spun it so far that everyone's client crashed simultaneously. Why did we give Pang dials? We may never know.

Pang's Helicopter Strike is probably the highlight of this batch

THE POWER OF WATER Sep 18, 2015 08:18 PM

Well, I guess Toribash is the new "what X isn't going to work tonight what are we going to do now oh fuck it" game

My internet connection was lousy last night and several of the replays actually desynced in my client. So if you notice any weird model skipping or anything not even attributable to the wonky physics in this game, that may be why.

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The unmovable stubborn Sep 18, 2015 09:09 PM

NUMBER SIGN ARM RIPPER

The gravity didn't crash the game this week! :)

The fracture threshold crashed the game this week :(

i am good at jokes Oct 2, 2015 06:15 PM

Just wondering about this...

When are we doing Magicka 2???

FatsDomino Oct 16, 2015 12:47 AM

And then everyone suggested terrible things to Rychord the toddler.

https://i.imgur.com/Qx6ArYg.png

Single Elbow Oct 16, 2015 12:47 AM

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The unmovable stubborn Oct 16, 2015 12:48 AM

KILL THE CHILD! KILL IT!

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jan 10, 2016 11:50 PM

Ok, so we have been without Pang for a little bit now. Since he is the only one who has the capability to wrangle all of us and come up with quality content, we put together a list of the next few weeks worth of shit so we can be prepped instead of random 'lol what do'.

So, in order:

January 14, 2016: Rocket League
January 21, 2016: Hawken
January 28, 2016: Man vs. Machine (Team Fortress 2)
February 4, 2016: Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch

More ideas put to paper welcome. Suggest away.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 11, 2016 09:36 PM

I hopped on Discord a few different times last Thursday, nobody was around :(

Guess I'll get this rocket soccer thing you're all bafflingly in love with though. I approve your decision to dictate games from on high since FASCISM IS THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS WITH YOU PEOPLE

THIEF Jan 11, 2016 10:14 PM

Unreal Tournament 2004
Dota 2
Left for Dead 2

I also enjoy Cards Against Humanity with the crew quite a bit.

FatsDomino Jan 29, 2016 03:22 AM

there was much chilling

and then skills came and mad car soccer was had

and i streamed it! =D
http://www.hitbox.tv/video/876005
http://www.hitbox.tv/video/876006
http://www.hitbox.tv/video/876007

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And apparently I had my mic on mute in Xsplit the whole time because the last time I streamed was for a drink-on and I mute the mic source just in case for those events. I'm a huge dumbass. :(

Single Elbow Jan 31, 2016 02:45 AM

If I may offer a suggestion:

If Game Night has about 4 players, I suggest Lethal League.

Little Brenty Brent Brent Feb 1, 2016 06:56 PM

This is a list of games we have played in the past (or have been mentioned for future play) classified by the minimum number of players necessary. Some of these are arbitrary limits based on what offers the best experience. Sure, you could play Mega Man 8-bit Deathmatch with two people, but why would you do that? I have made similar assumptions with maximum values. Toribash can accommodate more than five players, sure, but with how long each round takes and having to wait through that repeatedly until I get to play again? I will not do it nine times.

I've also omitted anything below two players, because if there aren't at least three people then it's not really game night - it's two people playing a game, and they can figure out their own shit.

(Round brackets): Can accommodate any number of players up to this.
[Square brackets]: Can accommodate only these numbers of players.

0 Players

Uno [0]


3 Players

Burnout Paradise (8)
Chivalry
Counterstrike: Source
Depth (6)
Dino D-Day
Doom
Hawken [3,4,6]
Lethal League (4)
Minecraft
Mechwarrior Online (6)
Mount Your Friends (4)
Orion: Prelude
Pandemic (4)
Pangya
Sanic and all the People's Racing (10)
Shogo
Street Fighter
Terraria
Titan Quest (6)
Toribash (5)
Tribes
Velvet Sundown


4 Players

Arkham Horror (6)
Babble
Descent 3
Forbidden Desert
Forbidden Island
Guns of Icarus [4, 8]
Hammerwatch [4]
Homeworld
Jedi Knight
Just Cause 2
Monaco [4]
Nation Red
Pomme
Retrovirus
Robot Roller Derby Disco Dodgeball
Rocket League (8)
Serious Sam
The Ship
Unreal Troanmetn
X-Wing Alliance


5 Players

Fiasco (7)
Ghost Court (8)
Hidden (9)
Hero Quest(7)
Heroes of the Storm (10)
SWAT 4 [5]


6 Players

Descent
Mann vs Machine [6]
Mega Man
Natural Selection 2
Prop Hunt


7 Players
Orient Express [7]
Whodunit

Franky Mikey Feb 8, 2016 03:44 PM

I dig how you left out a certain game. :3:

Little Brenty Brent Brent Feb 10, 2016 04:31 PM

Although everyone was very surprised that the guy who does a thing 20 times as much as everyone else combined turned out to be the best at doing that thing, the results probably don't need to be reconfirmed. You watch out though; I have begun my intense training regimen of eating only condiments for dinner. I am coming.


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