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The unmovable stubborn Jan 7, 2009 05:21 PM

Yeah, I don't see any need to force people to lock down to a certain concept far in advance, especially when there will always be more options by the time they actually jump in. Druids, Barbarians, Bards and so on are coming in March and it would be sad to miss out on those because somebody "promised" to play a Fighter last August.

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jan 7, 2009 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 672376)
When's the next time you'll stick to one name for more than a month?

NEVER, FOUL SWINE.

If that's not proof enough of why I don't want to lock myself in I dunno what is

wvlfpvp Jan 7, 2009 06:39 PM

When are you going to embed magical sound shower into the forums?

The unmovable stubborn Jan 8, 2009 12:20 AM

That is a good idea! We should do that! Immediately!

I am bumping this thread to get Deni's attention!

No. Hard Pass. Jan 8, 2009 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pangalin (Post 672480)
That is a good idea! We should do that! Immediately!

I am bumping this thread to get Deni's attention!

Sorry Pang. I didn't see it was my turn.

Rule clarification: The ogre didn't activate an attack of opportunity because he stayed within my striking distance, yeah? So I can move within his span of attack, so long as I don't step outside it?

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 8, 2009 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outrunner (Post 672374)
Fuck you, I ain't choosing until it's my turn, I'm too fickle. Besides, I'd tailor it around what seems to be lacking in the group at the moment.

Do I hear someone volunteering to be a goblin bard?

Jurassic Park Chocolate Raptor Jan 8, 2009 04:05 AM

I was actually thinking Warforged Robobard named Optimus Primus.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 8, 2009 06:49 AM

Ha ha, nice.

Anyway, fuck running away. Gabe and his Labradoodle can take the ogre, I vote we use the dead elf's stomach acid and some exploding sweets to blow a hole in the wall then sally forth and murder the elves outside. The bloodied one might not even survive the explosion and remember what the element of surprise did to that orc chieften in the dungeon.

Alternatively, we kill the ogre together then Bob uses ghost sound to make it sound like we're escaping out the back then when they run off to investigate, we head out the front door, using the dead elf as a shield just in case and either kill whoever they left behind to cover the door then his mates when they get back or kill all of them in the back.

Or, we kill the ogre then use his stomach acid to trigger an explosion, head outside through the new door, kill the elves and head to the Winchester for a pint.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 8, 2009 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Denicalis (Post 672489)
Rule clarification: The ogre didn't activate an attack of opportunity because he stayed within my striking distance, yeah? So I can move within his span of attack, so long as I don't step outside it?

Yeah, you trigger AOOs by leaving an enemy's reach. Entering their reach is just dangerous for all the ordinary obvious reasons.

(also he was only shifting anyways)

No. Hard Pass. Jan 8, 2009 04:25 PM

Lurker, I imagine it was less us not hitting the ogre, and more us hitting the ogre and the strikes doing nothing because he has Rhino skin.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 8, 2009 04:45 PM

So sleep in the house and recover now and risk the elves bringing back another ogre or head back to town and hope Pang's got no more ambushes lined up?

No. Hard Pass. Jan 8, 2009 04:53 PM

How about we just go somewhere away from the house, catch some sleep, and then reunite the no doubt rather underwhelmed with our efforts Lord.

Sarag Jan 8, 2009 05:53 PM

Yeah, let's get the hell out of Dodge.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jan 8, 2009 06:15 PM

Ooh, camping! I can use my new campfire spell!

No. Hard Pass. Jan 9, 2009 02:44 PM

So, Shin. Is your boy hunting giant rats? Because we're in a city, yeah?

FatsDomino Jan 9, 2009 04:27 PM

I think Pang is trying to trick you guys. =I

The unmovable stubborn Jan 9, 2009 06:50 PM

I remind everyone that all of you but Argumentus are asleep (or, in knk's case, engaging in thorough method acting) so don't do anything until Brady does.

OKAY OR NOT :(

Sarag Jan 9, 2009 07:20 PM

LOOK YOU POSTED THAT WHILE I WAS POSTING

I POSTED WHILE IT WASN'T VERBOTEN

Additional Spam:
IF IT'S THAT IMPORTANT I'LL EDIT IT GOD

The unmovable stubborn Jan 9, 2009 07:22 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T EDIT IT

IT'S TOO LATE

TIME PARADOX

Sarag Jan 9, 2009 07:24 PM

SNAKE?

SNAKE?!

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

wvlfpvp Jan 9, 2009 09:34 PM

Bards and actors? CHORTLE.

No. Hard Pass. Jan 9, 2009 11:19 PM

Pity I'm sleeping. This would have been one of the only times my damned religion skill would have been useful.

The unmovable stubborn Jan 9, 2009 11:26 PM

oh hell, lurker already violated that little clause so go ahead and roll with whatever you wanted to do

No. Hard Pass. Jan 9, 2009 11:31 PM

No. Just because she breaks the rules doesn't mean I will. I'm fucking sleeping. Let her and her rule breaking ways deal with it.

>8(

Sarag Jan 10, 2009 12:57 PM

There was no rule when I posted! No rule!


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