He can't get any closer. Dude doesn't fit through those doors.

Pang, what are the chances of Bob being able to blow a hole in the outside wall big enough for Arg to stab people through with his Fire Burst spell?

Ogre can come closer. Ogre can squeeze. Brady said earlier that he wishes the Ogre to squeeze.

God we need some better communication in this lot.

The ogre "Squeezed" through the front door easily enough, I can't imagine the internal woodwork will slow him down much.

oh you were asking about the outside wall, with which to attack annoying elves.

I thought you were talking about blasting a wall between your room and the hallway, with which to attack ogres.

My mistake.

I figured a surprise attack by an angry, giant retard through the wall they were hiding behind but upset the elves a bit. The rest of us are bound to hit the ogre eventually and Deni can stand there with club shots bouncing off his armour all day, it's the archers covering the corridor that we need to deal with. I could probably get through the internal wall next to the door easier though.

O, not only could Gabe take this troll on mano e dwarfo, but he wants to.

It's just fire, it's not literally an explosion.

I don't know where the party would get any explosives! :shrug:

drop a thermal detonator in their laps? Watch them continue to do nothing with something potentially useful?

I HAVE SOME EXPLOSIVES IF YOU HAVE SOME ACID, MAN

There's a dead elf right there on the floor. I was going to suggest using him as a shield as we ran down the corridor but using him as a bomb would work just as well!

Wait, wait. Elves are... elves are filled with acid?

Alright new plan. Let's just kill this ogre and then huddle in the northwest room with the mirror. Mots can make his own doors with that battleaxe, so we can just slip out the backway and run like hell.

I was trying to figure out a way to make them go into the mirror and then sealing them in.

My brain has come up with nothing.

We're pretty beat up enough as it is and I don't want to risk somebody dying. So we might as well just skeedadle and if Pang won't just let us escape like that we can hole up in a room or the mirror basement for a night and see what happens.

I think we can risk Shin dying. In fact I think we should. He can probably necro his way back to life, big tough necromancer that he is.

Alternatively, I don't much like the idea of retreating into an object they can just break to seal us in.

If they sealed us in how would they get the sword?

if we all crowd into the western room with arg we should be fine. The elves are pussies when it comes to hand-to-hand.

I'm guessing they have to digest food.



Just sayin'.

Well yeah, I figured his stomach acid would do the trick.

Kicked Elmoogle out of the player queue. He hasn't posted in a month, and if he's too busy to review a CD he's too busy to play. Booted out Magus-Cie as well, he hasn't posted since October.

So we are, at least, two steps closer to AcerBanditry.

What about those people too lazy to even choose either a race OR a class?

Well, I didn't choose a race until Zeph stepped out because I didn't think there was a point to it until Pang was ready for me. Maybe they feel the same?

Fuck you, I ain't choosing until it's my turn, I'm too fickle. Besides, I'd tailor it around what seems to be lacking in the group at the moment.

When's the next time you'll stick to one name for more than a month?