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THE POWER OF WATER Aug 3, 2013 05:29 PM
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Next up on my inaugural Fuck This Dungeon Tour: this door!

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Leads to the Tomb of Memory area, which uses the pyramid tileset and has a bunch of those Mecha Head enemies running around again. Square-Enix: officially out of ideas for this dungeon.

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OH JESUS BAIL OUT



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Cool it's a button, I'm sure nothing bad will happen if I hit it.

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

So it turns out that, when that asshole said "you must defeat he who is locked in the dungeons of the Sealed Temple," he ONLY meant for the teleporter in that room, and Neo Shinryu & Omega Mk.II are accessible without that.

That means that, instead of hauling ass back to the start to die to a boss, I can just stay down here and die to a boss. Cool, I guess?



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Cool, it's another button right next to an open pit. I'm sure nothing bad wi—

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WHGARBLRBRBLHRB

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Aaaaaand, scene!



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Neo Shinryu! I already beat Shinryu, and I've gained 17 levels since then, so this won't be so bad.

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I WAS WRONG, SHINRYU LEARNED EARTHQUAKE

Lemme go grab Float off a Stingray and I'll be right back.



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Jiminy.

I gave it a shot with my Shinryu strategy of slapping Dragon Lances on everyone and hoping to kill him in 15 seconds, but that's not going to work here. The reason is that the developers have cheated in two ways.

First, Neo Shinryu is randomly invulnerable half the time. This is achieved by there being two forms, one completely impervious to damage and the other not, that rapidly switch back and forth without a signal. So 50% of attacks will be absorbed without even popping up a 0 damage indicator.

Second, Neo Shinryu has three hidden, unselectable, invulnerable targets. They don't show up in the monster list and you can't intentionally attack them, but random attacks like Rapid Fire have a chance of choosing them and therefore doing no damage.

The net effect is that my Berserker will only land a hit 1/8 of the time, so I pretty much have to solo this fight with my Dragoon. But wait, there's more.

Neo Shinryu has a 1/3 chance of countering damage with White Hole, which is an instant kill for this party. He has 65,000 HP, so with a 9,999 HP limit on attacks, I'm going to have to land no less than 7 hits on him without triggering White Hole. I might be able to bring that down to 6 or 5 if I get lucky with my other three characters before they die, but 7 is the theoretical target.

The odds on that are (2/3)7 = 5.85%. And that's assuming I can figure out how to keep the Dragoon alive during the other attacks. So that's a pretty big pile of shit I've got to figure out how to deal with.

... later!

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Aug 4, 2013 03:23 PM
With Fork Tower destroyed, we hook up a new ride.

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Time to go swimming, fool.

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Yeah, and my dick is only ten inches long.

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COMMENCE STANDING AROUND.

Actually, forgot to nullify the berserker so spent the first thirty seconds hitting him with the other characters until he died.

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Pointless new job acquired, we leg it, made it back to the boat with 3 seconds remaining. We head off to the nearest glowing blob on the underwater world map.

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Gonna need some wellies I fear.

Pretty easy dungeon this one, more or less linear and no tough monsters.

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Wait, what? Fourth? I don't remember getting a third. Lol doing dungeons out of sequence. Anyway, we grab the tablet with no sign of a boss...

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Bugger.

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Only just beat him with no particular strategy.

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More pointless shit and the realisation I totally could have just walked past this guy. Fuck my life.

So we go to the actual third dungeon next and man is it a pain in the arse. Thinking it would be easier than the fourth I didn't bother restocking on Hi-potions and came in with about 60. There are high-hp monsters that do a fair bit of damage and doom you which would be bad enough but then there are arsehole lava sections you're supposed to float over only no float so after nearly running out of potions, I resort to using the ninja's escape command to run away from battles with one hp a piece. Got to the end eventually though.

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A pig?

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Three (little) pigs, obviously.

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Insanely easy fight, zeninage and straight up hard hitting get this done in a couple of rounds.

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GEE, THANKS.

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Yeah, let's leave that shit for CHz shall we.

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Whatever dude.

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Hooray for bad guy clichés!

Bitch gets owned.

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Apanda? An actual panda? What is this, World of Warcraft?

Dude goes down pretty quick too.

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Backrowserker? Ah hell no, Dual-wieldserker with Thor Hammer and Titan Hammer of course. 6,000 odd damage a turn to most bad guys.

Beat the tall dude boss easily then got raped by the octopus thing a couple of times. Time for a rethink...

Little Brenty Brent Brent Sep 2, 2013 01:26 PM
Chapter VI: A Brave Suspiciously Similar World

Spoiler:


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But first...


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...we need to run the Grass Tortoise population into the ground and harvest their mighty shells. To the mortar and pestle!


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Oh and I guess we need to kill some monsters, too.


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Unlike poor CHz, I can mix up some stuff that lets me float, so Titan is a complete joke.


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Purobolos is a little bit more difficult because I completely lack the ability to deal reliable multi-target damage.


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Then I discovered that they are vulnerable to silence, which I can conveniently apply via Spellblade.


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So, when they try to cast it, I can just keep on killing them.


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HAHA NOPE.


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Sure thing, gramps.


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Old people, man. For real.


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Remember that bow CHz made fun of me for getting? The one that sometimes applies an instant death effect?


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Yeah, that one. Anyway.


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Meanwhile, somehow my paper map is able to show me animated pulses of light directing me to my next destination.


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Yeah, say goodbye to the chocobo you constantly abandon and never talk about. He probably means a lot to you, you asshole.


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LATER, WORLD.


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HELLO, WORLD.


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Oh man, sure is nice that we get to have a little bit of time to ourselves like this! Just kick back with a nice campfire and-


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CRASH! STOP THAT!


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Oh hey this creature that just kidnapped my friends left me a gift! I should probably open it and stick my head inside as far as it will go, because this is an excellent plan.


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Oh man, the Big Bridge?


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Yeah, I suppose this bridge is pretty big.


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Honestly, this sounds so god damn sinister without any context.


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Now, I only know a little bit about optics but I'm pretty sure that's not what a giant mirror would actually do.


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Oh Gilgamesh, you card you.


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YES BIG BRIDGE TIME


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OH MAN THIS MUSIC IS FUCKING AWESOME


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I AM NEVER GOING TO LEAVE


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EVER


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Real talk, Gilgamesh's dialogue is all fantastic.


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See!


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We arrive in the village of Regole, and take a well-deserved nap. However...


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Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.


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Naturally.


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Oh, a chance for character development!


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Naturally..


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The townspeople see fit to offer me an important piece of advice.


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Which is, of course, immediately disregarded.


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Just as immediately I can tell this fight is totally not going to happen.


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UNTIL LATER, IMPERVIOUS DRAGON.

Little Brenty Brent Brent Sep 6, 2013 12:12 AM
Chapter VII: Trading In For a Newer Model

Spoiler:

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Our heroes took stock of the local fauna.


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Typical Lenna.


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I'm sure it's just a silly name; the moogle will be fine.


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At Lenna's insistence, we intervene on the moogle's behalf.


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Yeah, that's right. I one-shot another boss with that bow. How you like them apples?


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In exchange for his rescue, the moogle shows us how to safely cross the desert! Maybe that wasn't such a bad idea after all.


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You FUCK.


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After managing to avoid the Sandcrawlers, which you cannot run from, we made it to the moogle's village, and Lenna channels everyone who's ever played an RPG. Yes, I'm sure that's exactly what they always tell us.


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F YES. I forget if CHz explained how this thing works, but every time you choose attack it has a 50% chance to use !Dance instead, which is identical the the Dancer ability. This is noteworthy because !Dance uses 1 of 4 randomly-selected abilities. Most of these suck, but Sword Dance is selected 25% of the time and does quadruple damage. Since I'm sporting a Lamia's Tiara that I made sure to steal earlier in anticipation of this, Sword Dance has a 50% chance of being used if !Dance is chosen, instead. It's pretty boss.


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Then the drake, too weak to go on, saves us at the cost of his own life. I'm not really sure why he couldn't have just waited a little bit; we were pretty comfortable in the moogles' village.


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I KNOW YOU ASSHOLE. STOP IT.


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We continue on our way to Quelb, the furriest town of them all.


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These dudes wish me luck and safety.


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This was when I happened to realize that the way they're programmed they walk a given direction for a given number of steps, and then change direction, going in a loop.


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However, if something is in their way (like me) then it's possible to push them off the rails, as it were, and have them run loose.


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I'm going to load up a save state later on and see if I can get them to actually leave the town.


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Heading up into the mountains we come across a golem who's being attacked by some jerk undead dragons.


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He thanks us for our help.


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Then we awkwardly stare at each other for some time, a situation that will later be perfected with Gau in Final Fantasy 6.


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These are the parts that test my suspension of disbelief. All the drakes must be extinct because of one god damn plant? They're drakes! Just fly away from it! What's it gonna do? It's a PLANT.


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Later on I decided not to exploit boss weaknesses like this as badly, 'cause my party is pretty stupid. But irrespective of that an antilixir, which can be created using !Mix, will take an enemy down to single digit hit points, more or less.


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Then they die from a stern look.


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COME ON WHO REALLY BELIEVES THIS?


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Naturally Lenna is poisoned again.


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It sure is lucky that Krile happened to have some dragon grass antidote or whatever on-hand. Very convenient.


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We launch a fleet to attack Exdeath's castle, and then while his attention is diverted we sneak in aboard this bomb-ass little sub. So cool.


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Xezat heads into the basement, and we go up top to destroy the antenna!


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Naturally, it won't be that easy. It may cost us our blood.


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This fight is super funny with a mystic knight because spellblade-applied Sleep never misses, and Atomos is vulnerable to it, so he didn't really get to do much of anything in this fight.


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You'll notice that Faris, who was the character killed at the beginning, hasn't been pulled closer to him at all. Owned.


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Obligatory noble sacrifice.


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Top-tier elemental spells are kind of hilarious on spellblade, because if you're attacking a non-heavy enemy that's weak to it, it doesn't actually do damage.


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It just outright kills them.


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Catlolblepas more like. Eh? Eh?


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OR CAN WE? EH? EH?


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This seems like an overreaction.


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This fight that CHz hated (aka all of them) was so long ago I don't actually remember my exact tactics, but I think it was probably something like this: kill everything and laugh maniacally at how easy it is.


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First time I played this I was actually like HOLY SHIT at this part.


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Well isn't that convenient.


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I am a terrible person.


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Can't I just leave her as a freelancer? :(

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 6, 2013 08:31 AM
Suppose I should get this over and done with...

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Throwing Elixirs mainly won that one.

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Insert joke about Alice being a cumdumpster here I guess.

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Another dumb bitch who needs to learn when to shut the fuck up.

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Told.

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Some big, ugly, gigaflare motherfucker next. I used the patented CHz cheap tactic and magic lamped the bitch.

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Nearly there now!

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Nobody likes it here. There are King Behemoths everywhere, I'm almost out of hi-potions and it's fucking miles to the nearest shop. We decide to tough it out.

There's a bunch of Fuma Shurikens in chests here. Also this:

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Might not open that one after all.

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In the best tradition of jrpgs, Exdeath spouts a bunch of faggy nonsense when you meet him. These games need to give you the option to slap emo fags in the face and skip all the crappy dialogue.

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Was a giant tree really the most terrifying form they could think of for the end boss?

The world gets fucked, Simon says:

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Sounds like a gay sauna society or something.

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ROUND 1, FIGHT.

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GOSH, THAT WAS EASY, I BET THAT'S ALL THERE IS AND THE FIGHT IS OVER.

Note the various haste effects rather than reflect, this was a first attempt, I switched to reflect rings for everyone except the berserker for subsequent goes with the zerker still in hermes sandals.

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DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.

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FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Took a couple of attempts, the main issue being the bit at the back casting meteor and killing everyone and running out of all healing items with two bits still to kill. The Fuma Shurikens helped, dealing 7,000 odd damage each time.

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Well that was a decent enough game. I'm not normally a huge fan of old-school rpgs, I certainly never got on with FF6 but I think the challenge element of this made it more entertaining that it otherwise would have been. Would have stood no chance without CHz playing it through in front of me, primarily because there are a couple of bosses I don't think I would have beaten without his strategies.

THE POWER OF WATER Sep 6, 2013 03:56 PM
Glad to hear that the enormous piles of hero corpses I left lying around helped you out.

Little Brenty Brent Brent Sep 8, 2013 06:46 PM
Chapter VIII: We're Back! A Story of Old Things

Spoiler:

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We take our new recruit exploring, and find a cave that gives us money just for walking around!


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It doubles with every step! This is the greatest!


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However, with every step there's also a chance of encountering Gil Turtle, who is absurdly powerful at this point in the game given my comparatively meager firepower. Yes, even my rapid-firing spellblade isn't really a whole lot compared to this guy at this point. What I ended up doing was having my Pharmacology-boosted (potions are twice as effective) chemist chuck hi-potions for 1000 damage over and over until he died.

Given the crap luck I had in encountering him so early, I figured I'd make a ton of bank getting to the back of the cave. NOPE. Next step, hit him again.


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WORTH IT.


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BACK TO BIDNISS. The mightiest warriors of the kingdom having fallen, it's up to use to save the day!


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Oh. Well then.


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Okay it's up to a badly beaten wolf man to save the day.


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Not really the decor I would have sprung for, but who am I to judge the tastes of a powerful malevolent force?


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THIEF CLASS PAYING OFF AGAIN. APPROXIMATELY TEN STEPS SAVED.


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Carbuncle has two forms, one where he's really difficult to damage and casts a bunch of offensive magic, and one where he's pitifully weak and heals himself. If you just heal through his magic for a bit, he becomes weak to a bunch of stuff. Like the whole instantly dying to -aga elemental spellblade thing. So that happened.


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LONE WOLF I HATE YOU.


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Oh wait a minute, what


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:mad:


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For real, Gilgamesh owns.


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YEAH!


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Well, uh. I mean. Obviously, you, uh. You're trying to. Well.


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You win this round.


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This fight was super easy, even without casters. Biceps hits like a truck, and with a Drain spellblade is basically unkillable. Characters with !Mix can double their HP first of all, and then mix up holy damage that's based on their HP. It's pretty stupid.


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WE DID I-oh shit.


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Well I guess that worked out after all! Yay us!


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BICEPS LIKES MILHOUSE


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I'm not sure why but this line made me laugh super hard. The mental image of this contrast between something incredibly bad ass like riding a motherfucking dragon, and screaming like a child, was so silly. I imagine the beaming face of the king, overflowing with pride as his daughter takes her first lesson in becoming the warrior daughter that would honour his family's royal legacy. Then I imagine the frustration and shame as she screams incoherently and runs around the castle, red-faced and wailing.


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Oh please we all know you don't even care by this point.


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Are you trying to convince us? Or are you trying to convince yourself?


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What do you know, here we are in a cave about to be attacked by some weird insect or something.


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This fight was so easy and over so fast I forgot to take a screenshot, so instead here's CHz fighting it.


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We escape after being taunted by a rope, to discover that Faris has bailed on being a princess because it sucks.


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Oh okay I will totally not. It's probably not important for the story anyway.


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Two minutes later, the inevitable abandonment occurs once more.


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Ghido busts my balls some more for saying dumb things, which is fair.


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You said not to worry about it!


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Apparently she meant she was impaled by a branch.


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I am positive there was a better way to write Exdeath into this scene than the one that they chose.


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Exdeath beats us up again and we check out the ancient library, where Ghido ridicules Biceps' intellect some more and then bestows upon us some homework.


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We go to see if the library has filled out our favourite section yet.


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AND FOR SOME REASON LENNA IS HERE STOP SPYING ON US WHAT THE HELL


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GILGAMESH!


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EVERYONE IS A THIEF AND A JERK.


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Hm. Well, I mean I'm not not brave...


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Well


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Yeah, that was easy.


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This is quite an upgrade due to my unstoppable cowardice.


http://i.imgur.com/7dLuDzE.png
Time to check out the ol' pyramid! For real. It's really old.


http://i.imgur.com/HfPh1rG.png
Hm.


http://i.imgur.com/reFKxoM.png
Okay, so that transpired pretty much how I expected it to. :(


http://i.imgur.com/otWxR63.png
Another joke of a boss.


http://i.imgur.com/EufSMnq.png
This is foreshadowing because his brother is also a total joke of a boss. If he finished his sentence, it would have ended with "also die instantly."


http://i.imgur.com/rmdciwI.png
With that, the first tablet is ours!


http://i.imgur.com/THkcshq.png
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


http://i.imgur.com/ulRsRr0.png
That was a suspiciously-shaped peninsula, now that you mention it. And now it's sinking. That's odd.


http://i.imgur.com/HEmVcsp.png
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


http://i.imgur.com/WvXOKhN.png
Oh thank god for that.


http://i.imgur.com/IIqN3Pv.png
YES


http://i.imgur.com/GkXTaeq.png
FARIS THAT IS A NORMAL WATER SHIP YOU ARE A PIRATE I EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THESE THINGS

Little Brenty Brent Brent Jun 25, 2014 03:02 PM
Chapter IX: A Murder of Side Quests

Spoiler:

http://i.imgur.com/exmyN38.png
It's been a long time so I kind of forget the details, but basically we find Lenna in the forest.


http://i.imgur.com/1nyaXBw.png
Then we have some Exorcist shit goin down.


http://i.imgur.com/XbQpqwN.png
Melusine has the standard "strong against everything except for one specific rotating weakness" gimmick that you're assuredly familiar with. She always starts weak to fire. So now she's dead.


http://i.imgur.com/88eZgfK.png
Exdeath is kind of a dick, and decides to start showing off.


http://i.imgur.com/fYCA81U.png
All the towns start being devoured, which is kind of a shitty state of affairs.


http://i.imgur.com/Qk6z587.png
SHOTS FIRED


http://i.imgur.com/5dvHPpg.png
LOL


http://i.imgur.com/g8Qp4Mk.png
Headin' over to the sealed castle to see what I can cash out for.


http://i.imgur.com/PfFzHc2.png
...


http://i.imgur.com/0TRuQ2d.png
NOPE.


http://i.imgur.com/T2g0pB1.png
Continuing optional stuff: headed back through Jachol Cave, through Bal Castle's basement, and beat Odin literally zero seconds before he kills my ass. Not that his summon is of any use to me whatsoever.


http://i.imgur.com/M0ma2im.png
Magic Lamp is a thing that CHz talked about a lot, and depended on significantly for his damage output in certain situations. I just sort of want it.


http://i.imgur.com/wbgxXYp.png
All right, next up we goin' down town get us some WIND TABLET watap.


http://i.imgur.com/0HLdIJo.png
Like the others, it has these gargoyles guardian the entrance.


http://i.imgur.com/qXEeun8.png
Like everything else, I can kill them instantly. This is pretty much how the boss fight with Wendigo went, also.


http://i.imgur.com/tHrJAm4.png
Ah yes, the North Mountain. Where the great dragon Bahamut said he'd wait for me.


http://i.imgur.com/w3s9QxK.png
And a run-in with my arch-nemesis, poison bush.


http://i.imgur.com/G5cXv5n.png
NOT THIS TIME, ASSHOLE


http://i.imgur.com/jahQybB.png
Bahamut has a ton of crazy-powerful magic that can kill my entire party instantly, so I want to just get that stuff out of the way right off the bat.



http://i.imgur.com/dlHjEYW.png
As it turns out, Bahamut cannot be silenced.


http://i.imgur.com/kKwcsy2.png
I managed to keep Biceps alive using a drain spellblade and some damage reduction. Everyone else was a total write-off, though. RIP team.


http://i.imgur.com/ZsvnDwG.png
Wait a minute.



http://i.imgur.com/TUb1rRA.png
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF



http://i.imgur.com/WsefGs4.png
MORE SIDEQUESTS! PHOENIX TOWER TIME!


http://i.imgur.com/3TkxCcV.png
Okay so Phoenix Tower has a lot of floors, and each floor has two possible exits to the next floor up. One of these is guarded, and one isn't. If you don't know the pattern, you just have to guess. It's okay though 'cause everything is easy to kill.


http://i.imgur.com/ncS5iAh.png
As if my trek wasn't easy enough, the PartheNOPE attacks with Roulette which randomly kills a character. Thing is, enemies are also included in this. This was right before Cherie died due to terrible betrayal.


http://i.imgur.com/P9WNQr1.png
We made it to the top and got some more stuff that's not useful at all, due to our dragon friend entrusting its soul to the girl who once prepared to cut out its tongue.


http://i.imgur.com/30FLIvG.png
Seriously.


http://i.imgur.com/wo98j3J.png
Time for the standard split your party into multiple groups stage! As I think CHz mentioned but I'm too lazy to check and it was literally a year ago so I don't remember, the black tower is where you need to use magic, and the white tower demands physical attacks.


http://i.imgur.com/SQ9ArqO.png
Unfortunately, I don't have a lot of magic, as spellblade still provokes counter-attacks (as does all manner of physical attack in the magic tower). On the upside, silence spellblade completely ruins everything.


http://i.imgur.com/osQu5ZY.png
Over on the other side, we run into this, the most fearsome warrior!


http://i.imgur.com/UK1jQDw.png
Oh noooooooooooooo


http://i.imgur.com/nBHOfBc.png
lol dead


http://i.imgur.com/x4ZHV4C.png
As CHz has also mentioned, Omniscient demands that you attack with magic else he casts Return and completely resets the battle to its initial state. Given I lack the capacity for continued output of catastrophic magic, this is a problem for me.



http://i.imgur.com/3S8im20.png
Even using spellblade counts as a physical attack.


http://i.imgur.com/SQS39gR.png
However, silence spellblade completely ruins this fight's one major mechanic.


http://i.imgur.com/OK1pDBn.png
Dead. For some reason, the Fork Tower disappears.


http://i.imgur.com/hGjTlLD.png
Oh sup what's this down here in the watery depths? Why, it's the sunken tower of Walse!


http://i.imgur.com/pCC2Ozf.png
Inside is the so-called Famed Mimic Gogo. This fight is super easy to win; you just sit there and he'll eventually leave. However, that's boring and I have a stupidly overpowered party, so that's not what we're gonna do.


http://i.imgur.com/2Q4aoxv.png
After buffing everyone with chemistry and getting ready, I unloaded. After every physical attack, he counters with a strong physical attack. After every spell cast on him, he counters with Holy, Flare, or Meteor. Basically, he doesn't fuck around.

After you do some damage to him he starts ranting, which is problematic because the fight's programming is bugged. After casting Meteor, he resets and goes through the rant again. And casts it again. And again.


http://i.imgur.com/BDBvDnx.png
I cannot believe I actually pulled this off. You essentially just have to buff yourself until near godhood and open up with everything you can to kill him before Meteorfest is triggered.

THE POWER OF WATER Jul 21, 2014 10:24 PM
http://quiteajolt.com/gff/badatff5.png

This guy I went to college with sounds mad about sucking at FF5.

Just wanted to share this with all of you that completed the game last year, because you're all winners and I'm proud of you.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Jul 23, 2014 03:30 PM
Tell him a British guy you know who finished it on his first ever play through using a randomly generated party limited to four job classes says he's a pussy.


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