I'll totally give you a brick for a wheat--on my turn.

Cold, cold blooded.

Damnit, guys.

I didn't really mean to sound like so much of a dick. We could have had cordial proceedings. I even refrained from making a joke about how Lurker has been sitting on so much wood.

BUT INSTEAD YOU BACK ME INTO A CORNER

I'll use my knight and slap it down on that 9 brick (belonging to Frank and Lurks, naturally). Aaaand plunder Frank's brick cities.

I wish you could see my face right now.

(It's Junior)

UPDATE CURRENTLY IN THE WORKS

HEY GREG, HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT WOOD?

SO MUCH SO, THE TURN ENDS ITSELF

Imagine, all of us, sitting at a table.

And me walking away from the table with rage.

Building a settlement on the wood port then rolling.

Lol at roll.

Also, gonna build a city on the 9, 9, 6 settlement.
I believe I have enough resources.

Anyone have a brick. I just picked up a wood for trade.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!!! Keep rolling those 8's baby! Daddy's getting himself a brand new Volvo!

Oh, great. More wood to feed Lurk's loins.

I'm telling you, this fiery vixen will be the end of us!

I'll be gone for about four days, so, you know.

Wait, Cooper's turn. SCRATCH THIS.

I thought Hyde was still waiting on a trade. Well, it's not like it can't happen even if I take my turn. ROLL 'EM!

Actually, I'll port 2 wheat into rock card and build a CITY (12,6,8) before I let them fly.

Additional Spam:
Hot shit! I'll trade in my remaining 4 wheat and build a road along the (12,10) route.

END TURN

THIS TIME IT WILL WORK

Well, crap. Should have used some story to try to stick with my 3. I'll expand my 3/4/4 settlement into a CITY, and then slap down my KNIGHT. Drop the robber on that 8 wood in the northeast, and rob... Hyde.

End Turn.

Fuck you, Pang. I got jokes and jokes for you on my turn.

I gotta do some shoppin'. First, I want roads between 12 (sheep) & 6 (wheat), and 3 (wood) & 12 (sheep). Then I'm going to put another settlement at 2 (ore) 12 (sheep) 3 (wood). Finally, a roll.

OH SHIT

Gonna have to move that thief out of my way, put it on the 8 (ore) in the NE, and steal from Pang.

After all of that, end turn.

I feel like I was in a coma, I'll catch up on this as soon as pie.

Oh my god. I just had to throw out half my hand, lurker.

The sevens seem to be pretty brutally common in the internet. :(

FUCK

SHIT

Additional Spam:
End turn. Shit. Fuck.

One moment, updating.

WAYWHOAWHA

WHeat for a brick? Anyone want a wheat for a brick? I ask, knowing that Wheat Baron Coop is probably off making thousands of loaves of bread somewhere.

I'll also trade a sheep for a brick~

Let me at least begin by building a road west from 5,2,9 settlement. This should make it niiice 'n safe for me to roll.

[Addition]
Alright. I'm going to build another road~ From that same 5,2,9 settlement, the road that's going southeast from it? I'd like to extend that road and continue south.

HAHAHAHA. Keep those 8's coming!

Oi! 88 8's this game. And no one at all has traded with me. :(

Even after lurker cockchopblocked me. I see how it is.

TURNIN' ON END