What? You mean the corpses floating in the amphitheater aren't of Sophia and her bard mates? What trickery is this :mad:

What, you thought that giant glowing yellow thing was just a neat lighting effect or —

Fixed.

I totally thought that "swirling nimbus of bright light" was someone's low-lying pyrotechnics!

What, it's a dimensional portal or something? :(

EDIT:

Oh wait, you mean that glowing thing on the floor? I thought the people pissed themselves or something. Certainly looks like sediment.

FFFT wasted item daily :(

If Cal had really cared about kill counts, he would've have directed one of the arrows towards Mangler B! Even easier to shoot cuz of no cover.

Um, yeah. Sorry. :(

Anyway it's dead now so don't waste any more time on it~

Or he could just throw some spiders in, that seemed to work very well.

Additional Spam:
I would also like to say that I had a minor dream involving the game. For some reason I had decided that I wanted to switch my race to some sort of magical BEE. Or something.






I think I was drunk in the dream.

Question.

How am I at 3 HP (according to the wiki)?

Surge + 11 from Skex is 23. Minus 9 from the last warp orb is 14. Did you forget to add the extra 11?

Yeah, added the Healing Word from -11 instead of from 0 like I should have. Fixed.

colonelskillsaim
2:24 PM yeah
2:24 PM garr won't really be able to do much to the seer
2:24 PM too bad
2:25 PM maybe he can pick up and throw a body at it

AcerBanditGFF
2:25 PM seer is too far away lol
2:25 PM that's no a bad idea
2:25 PM it would be hilarious if he could do a mario 64 bowser swing with the hulk corpse

colonelskillsaim
2:25 PM lmao
2:25 PM YES
2:26 PM that would actually work
2:26 PM telling him to do that

AcerBanditGFF
2:26 PM looooooooooool <3<3<3<3<3


<3

I wish you guys would just do this stuff without consulting me about all the mechanical details in advance. I want to be surprised too :(

Oh, the abject failure of random bullshit plans will be glorious. You got it boss.

Shit, man, do you think knkwzrd caved a wall in on a dragon because he asked me about the mechanical viability of such an act? Fuck no, he did it because it made sense and it was awesome.

Kids these days. So cynical.

I barely knew the game involved dice until halfway through the second adventure.

Please tell me that that's some sort of achievement.

That's some sort of achievement.

Of course, there was also that time that Gabriel jumped up a ladder with two full hands. You can't act like he didn't tell you his intention ahead of time because he attempted it twice.

Where is that post anyway, I want to read it again and can't find it :(

Not lazy, I just didn't think of the wiki before I made that post!

:(

Thank you :3

You are forgiven!

I actually just searched for "ladder" in Dungeon of Doom. Forgot the wiki too.

Many, many things! Be more specific!

That I may give you a more satisfactory detailed answer.

Are you ignoring Mo0 by any chance?