Oh well, might as well get these out:

I want:

Nebraska
South Dakota
North Dakota
Minnesota

and I'll use my Sexy Beam on Yeldarb for fun.

Day 3 Turn 4: Attack Iowa.

Last update for the evening. Tomorrow you have to go back to using your imaginations in place of map updates.

-Tritoch/Dullenplain for Arkansas: Tritoch conquers
-orionmk3/Dullenplain for Missouri: orionmk3 conquers
-Yeldarb/Dullenplain for Texas: Yeldarb conquers
-Yeldarb/Dullenplain for Oklahoma: Yeldarb conquers
-Dullenplain uses Sexy Beam to take 10 gil from Yeldarb

Aw crap. My freaking internet wasn't working this morning, so I couldn't get my attacks in. darn it.

Utah, Kansas, Florida, and Alaska!

Damn if the map isn't looking a sickly shade of green!

orionmk3 has fallen one state short of being a Warlord, thanks to the defense of ctu. No one else is even close right now.

The item of the day is Friendly Gesture. You may use this item to grant one other player (NOT yourself) one extra turn. This doesn't take one of your turns.

Results:
-orionmk3/ctu for Kentucky: ctu defends
-orionmk3/ctu for Lake Michigan: orionmk3 conquers
-Dullenplain/ctu for North Dakota: ctu defends
-orionmk3/ctu for Iowa: ctu defends
-Plarom/Yeldarb for Utah: Plarom conquers

We attack at dawn, my army! Remember, this time there's no quarter!

I'll use all four of my Energy Boosts and proceed to attack the following states:

North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Mississippi, Texas, Oklahoma, Vermont, Oregon, Delaware, Florida, Kentucky, and North Dakota.

FOR VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Sweet baby Jesus doing a foxtrot on a hot cross bun.

Identity Crisis follows up his massive attack with 3 solid defenses. Everyone will have to wait until 9pm for Yeldarb's numbers, because I told him that's when I'd post them while he's absent (on the off chance he shows up).

-Yeldarb/Identity Crisis for Arizona: Identity Crisis defends
-Yeldarb/Identity Crisis for New Mexico: Identity Crisis defends
-Dullenplain/Identity Crisis for Nebraska: Identity Crisis defends

I'll begin by launcing a much more limited offensive.

Day 4 Turn 1: Attack Iowa (again)
Day 4 Turn 2: Attack Kentucky (again)

For supreme lols, I shall use my Friendly Gesture on Identity!

Actually... I believe I currently own 10 countries. As such, I request a "donation" of 5 gil from all players affected. That includes: ctu, Identity Crisis, Yeldarb, Tritock, Plarom, and Orion_mk3.

In addition, I attack Iowa and Lake Michigan.

EDIT: Oh, and I'll probably be absent for today and a good part of tomorrow. I'm in the middle of setting up my new computer, and part of that involved the merciless slaughter of my old one.

Your states have to be connected in order to qualify for Warlord status, and you have to wait until the end of the day to demand tribute. I learned this the hard way earlier.

What orionmk3 said. FYI, I got saddled with a big project at work this afternoon, so I'm not going to get a chance to update anything until later this evening.

WTF! I thought I just posted a attack now my post dose not show up :(

I buy a nuke and I attack
1: Indiana
2: Illinois
3: Ohio
4: Erir

I also use my turns to attack
1: Missouri
2: Wisconsin
3: New York
4: Tennessee

numbers will be pm'ed soon :D

Second wave, march! Two energy boosts should be enough for this offensive.

South Dakota, Alabama, Idaho, New Hampshire, Connecticut, Washington, Pennsylvania, and Virginia will all fall beneath my might!

Also, I'm using my Friendly Gesture on Identity Crisis.

I'll be using my newfound extra turns to attack Massachusetts and West Virginia!

I'm using my first unit of tanks to retake Indiana immidiately after its nuclear bombardment. The others are on standby pending the results of the roll.

I wish we could get an update, though, so I know who owns what.

ctu lives no more, and his nuke and his attacks have been nullified. Identity Crisis did the hard work, but it was orion_mk3 who dealt the final blow.

Hopefully Griffin pops his head in to leave some defensive numbers before he leaves, because he didn't send any yet. It would be a shame for him to be eliminated by default.

-Dullenplain/Tritoch for Minnesota: Dullenplain conquers
-Plarom/ctu for Florida: Plarom conquers
-Identity Crisis/ctu for Vermont: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/ctu for Oregon: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/ctu for Delaware: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/Plarom for Florida: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/ctu for Kentucky: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/ctu for North Dakota: Identity Crisis conquers
-orionmk3/Identity Crisis for Kentucky: orionmk3 conquers
-orionmk3/ctu for Iowa: orionmk3 conquers
-orionmk3 gets spoils of war 28 gil and no items
-Griffin/orionmk3 for Iowa: orionmk3 defends

Map and chart are updated. I'll post Yeldarb's numbers (and attacks if he lives) at 9pm.

Hooray! Cancel those tanks.

Good game, by the way, ctu, especially for a newcomer (I was long-dead by this point in my first game).

Oh, and sorry about Kentucky, IC. I posted my attack before your juggernaut fell. Please don't hurt me :)

EDIT:
Speaking of which, nutty, are you sure that this is accurate?
I ask because the map and list say different, and because IC is totally unstoppable.

Yes, you did indeed take Kentucky. I'm not sure why that info didn't make it onto the map and chart, but I'll fix it now.

Yeldarb survived Identity Crisis' onslaught, so he lives to post his attacks for today, which are North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, and Iowa.

Results:
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for North Carolina: Yeldarb defends
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for South Carolina: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for Georgia: Yeldarb defends
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for Mississippi: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for Texas: Identity Crisis conquers
-Identity Crisis/Yeldarb for Oklahoma: Identity Crisis conquers
-Griffin/orionmk3 for Lake Michigan: orionmk3 defends
-Yeldarb/Identity Crisis for North Dakota: Identity Crisis defends
-Yeldarb/Identity Crisis for Nebraska: Identity Crisis defends

I sense a Crisis using some ninjas!

Also totally suggesting an item to screw a player's numbers up by reversing them, using this formula (100 - [number sent]).

If he chose 20, surprise surprise, it becomes 80.

Griffin failed to send in a number to defend South Dakota, so the fate of that state has been decided.

-Dullenplain/Griffin for South Dakota: Dullenplain conquers (no number)
-Tritoch/Dullenplain for South Dakota: Dullenplain defends
-Yeldarb/Dullenplain for South Dakota: Yeldarb conquers

I'll put in my last two turns, though there are items left to use just in case.

Day 3 Turn 3: Attack Minnesota
Day 3 Turn 4: Everyone's doin' it. Attack South Dakota