Damn right I am. I was never happy with all the other metroid levels...but I like how this one is shapin up. I think I'll call it the Rape Tube.

Another Semi-useless update.

Ike's Final Smash
http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/chara..._071112e-l.jpg

Wow, this game's going to get an AO rating from the ESRB!

lol, I doubt it'll be AO. At the least, it'll be a T rating, as with Melee's T rating.

Realizing what the hell kind of picture I just posted... Damn, that sword is going straight for her cootch.

Gives a new meaning to the term "fire crotch"



















hurhur

Someone needs to make a Yeast Infection joke or I'm going to kvetch.

I was honestly hoping it would be an update that would make the internet explode.

Instead, characters now have three different taunts.

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/howto..._071113j-l.jpg

Oh hey...I remember when they told us about this a month ago.

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

Meh update somewhat made better by the captions and screens.

I wonder if you can hold some poses...not that you'd want to for terribly long, but Snake hiding in a box for 10 seconds sounds like less a gag if Wario farts on you.

At least all of Link's taunts are better than his old one, and as long as Mario can still grow-taunt with a super mushroom I'll be happy.

It needed to be said again.

Remember folks, the game isn't out for over 2 months. There won't be 85974923574325 characters in it, you're going to get some boring updates.

False alarm, Ness un-unconfirmed.
So I guess Sakurai doesn't know what until now means.

Oh, and some shit about handicaps.

YES. I love this feature. I wonder if it'll be available for online matches...

Perhaps implement an automatic handicap for the fags that turn their Wiis off when losing. When they turn off, they automatically start at 300%!!! :D

A cool no need for super sudden death then.
I kinda wish he'd included the old style too. Made for some interesting game types. Like teams with one teammate much weaker so you have to defend yours while trying to kill the other team's weakling. I guess thats out now then.

Umm . . . he did. Or did y'all miss that where you point to character and ratchet up their starting damage.

I think he meant with the whole everyone starts at the same damage level, but depending on the handicap, your character would either be stronger or weaker.

Either way, I personally don't see the point of handicaps. Why can't people just resort to good ol' ass kicking to learn how to play the game? No one said you were gonna win on your first try anyway, so why not just work your way up like a good majority of us did?

But the pictures CLEARLY SHOW Mario having 0% and Lucas having 50%.

We know that! But in Melee, you should know (if you've played it), the handicap system was completely different than the system they're implementing in Brawl.

In Melee, handicap changed your character's strength, as opposed to Brawl, which just gives you a set amount of damage as a handicap instead of changing your character's strength level.

I dunno, I always ignored handicap.

Yeah, I don't think I ever used handicaps at all.

I never used em' either! Therefore, today's update is utterly useless to the Smash Bros. community.

Noobs will never learn if they don't play on the standard handicap.