We both know I'm impatient and can't read!

Yeah ok that ogre is just gonna stand up again, but that's fine I guess.

You can knock people over using one of those charge attack things though can't you and any character can do that I thought.

Bull Rush only knocks them a square back. If anybody could knock a target prone I wouldn't have gotten Shield Slam.

STOP FIGHTING

CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART

EDIT: and before you ask, no, Regeneration doesn't work when you're unconscious.

poor arg :(

Well, that was spectacular.

This is a great time for some deus ex machina. Yup.

It can be you, Acerbandit, should one of them bite the dust in this encounter :)

There's a queue in place, why do people think I'm just going to drop in Acer at the first opportunity? :confused:

(although Acer would, ironically, be one of the few respites from Acerface in the thread these days, so there is an incentive there)

True, but there is always the possibility that some folks may pass on joining. It has been quite a long time since the initial queue was set up. In any case I wasn't referring to me joining. More or less something awesome to help even the odds for poor Argy.

I dropped a magic broadsword into their hands, what else can I do :shrug:

What do all those status symbols even MEAN!? :(

LET'S LEARNING! Argumentus is:

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/Bloodied.png Bloodied!

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/Bless.png Blessed!

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/Regeneration.png Regenerating!

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/Prone.png Prone!

and, until Gabriel's intercession, was

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/Unconscious.png Unconscious!

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/Helpless.png Helpless!

http://www.saxypunch.com/missile/Dying.png and Dying!

Give them the launch codes!

And by launch codes we mean stats.

There IS something to be said about waving a magical item with unknown effects around in the air and saying "DO SOMETHING."




Always worked for me, that's all I'm saying. Whether it was a good or bad thing depended on the item.

Don't heal him past bloodied! Then regeneration doesn't work! You dicks! :mad:

Might I suggest a tactical retreat into the building? Maybe Mots can collapse some of it on the ogre or something. Are any of us any good with a sword anyway?

Are the magical effects of a weapon dependant on proficiences? Seems like they shouldn't be.




Just sayin'.




fuck stats

Well, what is the liklihood of Pang giving us an item none of us can use?

.......


guys?

I think it's pretty likely, considering we're not going to keep the weapon anyway if everything goes right.

oh hell naw if they're sending an ogre after us then fuck them full force in the face, ass and vagina

that shit's ours

Use it while you've got it! Even if it could lead to unpleasant circumstances in the future!


I mean, fuck. Maybe the most unlikely person to use it would be best for it. You know how things be.

It's a broadsword. Military Heavy Blade. Usable by Paladins, Fighters, Warlords, Rangers and Swordmages. Rolls a d10 for damage? :shrug:

If I were you guys, I might put a little less thought into the sword and a little more thought into remembering the opportunity rules but that's just me. Dang.