Oh I heard it, I was just afraid that any commentary would encourage you to increase the volume. I did have to keep myself from laughing when he asked if someone was watching a Bollywood movie or whatever it was, though.

http://www.twitch.tv/garrmondo/b/505313961?t=2h31m25s

[20:04:26] <Q-chan|space> "The jesus weapon comes from jewman stage"
[20:04:31] <Q-chan|space> "but jews don't believe in jesus"
[20:04:35] <Q-chan|space> tails
[20:04:37] <Q-chan|space> never change
[20:04:42] <Diss> ahahh
[20:04:49] <Diss> I forgot about Jewman

http://www.twitch.tv/garrmondo/b/505313961?t=1h54m53s

deni: tails, why do you not have all alcohol within arms reach like a smart person?
tails: because... shut the fuck up that's why. hold up.
deni: you should. it's great! i don't want to be sober and talk to these humps.
pang: *cough* ahem... i mean these dah these ah
deni: i meant it

I don't see why I would arbitrarily increase the volume of music for no other reason than to—

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Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got The Thing
But nothing comes out when they move their Jazz Hands
Just a bunch of Blob Weapon
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Jewman

http://www.twitch.tv/garrmondo/b/505313961?t=3h18m10s

dull: what is this? dog toy dildo? oh there we go
everybody: what?
dull: this weapon here
diss: i've never heard of dog toy dildo man
lurks: (laughing) yeah i mean...
deni: i don't wanna play that level
(laughter)

Did we ever figure out which weapon he was actually talking about?

I think we may have an answer to whether or not you really should desire dolphins on your body.

http://i.imgur.com/94CEYiE.jpg

Do you still like dolphins though?

Timestamping the best gag of the night because why not
http://www.twitch.tv/garrmondo/b/505313961?t=2h02m49s

EDIT:

Also I was secretly driving the Tails tank the whole time

http://www.gamingforce.org/staff/Qwarky/appear5.gif

For real, where did you actually come from there?

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Skills briefly reverting to his native language.

The log says I killed Tails so I guess I was just close range to him and getting hit made me stun.

I just love the way it looks like I just pop out.

So what is this week?

MORE MEGA?

Directly behind him is a little step down to a lower level, and if you watch your weapons you are shooting up at him and then you pop because you're jumping up just as he dies.

You're asking if a second game will be played, so as to allay Pang when Mega Man inevitably happens, right?

To the contrary.

I have embraced The Weird

And you, all of you

will come to know The Weird.

I dunno about y'all but I'm all about The fucking Weird. The truth shall set you free, but just what is it?

It's grits.

If we do end up playing Mega Man, everyone download this: chaosgenerator-2_upgraded_vG_hotfix1.wad

It's a mod called Roll's Chaos Generator, and is the one I've mentioned a couple times that adds random effects to matches. It is very silly.

In order to play with it, you will need to go to the Connect tab of the MM8BDM launcher, and click Add File under "Extra Command Line Parameters" then browse to, and select, the .wad.

http://i.imgur.com/RGD5VPr.png

After testing it out with Garr, some of them are really gimmicky and I think it's something that we probably wouldn't use for an entire evening, but would be fun to jazz things up a bit now and then.

Oh, don't mind us, hiding out in the local bird hole

Past tense: snuck

Present tense: snuck

Future tense: will snuck

Skills.mp3 (it's at about 42m 30s)

"maple syrup hockey my boss's daughter"

crying at work

::caveman noises::