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Bradylama Dec 8, 2008 06:56 AM

Austin Powers jokes?

Really? http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h3.../emot-smug.gif

The unmovable stubborn Dec 8, 2008 07:02 AM

If you guys are gonna waste my time chasin' around half-dead goons I already awarded you XP for that's the quality of humor you deserve http://www.saxypunch.com/miscimg/emot-colbert.gif

Bradylama Dec 8, 2008 07:12 AM

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

FatsDomino Dec 9, 2008 10:37 AM

Guuuuuuuuuys, feed a candy or two to the giant lizard. I'm starving in here! I'll take cover behind the gall bladder. No worry.

Zergrinch Dec 9, 2008 10:49 AM

Can't you use the dead dragon's stomach acids, suitably positioned near his lair entrance? :3:

FatsDomino Dec 9, 2008 09:54 PM

lurker is a big ol meanie face :mad:

Sarag Dec 9, 2008 10:27 PM

I know :(

No. Hard Pass. Dec 10, 2008 02:02 AM

Well, personally I want to use these to explode the big rock. Or mots could just move it one space. Whichever.

Zergrinch Dec 10, 2008 02:16 AM

Can't you just put dragon entrails next to big rock, have Shin's spirit hand drop the candy, and wait for bewm? :3:

No. Hard Pass. Dec 10, 2008 02:22 AM

Sure, if you want to be a pussy about it.

FatsDomino Dec 10, 2008 02:52 AM

Guys, I'm pretty chill basking in acid and a few bombs aintnothang. I'll just walk inside the dragon for ya. I think I have a good grasp of where stomachs are located now. BOOM. Problem solved.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Dec 10, 2008 07:32 AM

I believe it only fair that having largely depopulated this dungeon, we either finish the job in one last hilarious battle against the kobolds or we shift the big rock and save enough explosives to bring down the cave entrance behind us, thereby sealing the little fuckers inside for all eternity.

If we murder the kobolds, the lizard thing might decide it likes us and will come with us on our next adventure, Ye Grande Miffion To Fynde Ye Bastardes Wot Throwed Us Yn Hyre Yn Ye Fyrst Playce.

FatsDomino Dec 10, 2008 08:15 AM

As much as I <3 the kobolds I like this FREE THE LIZARD idea very much. =)))))))

Sarag Dec 10, 2008 10:07 AM

I'm okay with just insulting the furries and using the dragon's corpse to blow a hole in the wall, but if you guys want to destroy a society that in thousands of years will evolve into creepy cave-kobolds* then that's fine too.

* they will lose their eyes

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Dec 10, 2008 10:14 AM

Well my plan does technically involve only killing one of them, assuming the rest stand by and let us drag one off. I think at this point though Bob would choose mass murder over a slow and lingering evolutionary death. Best to kill them off while you have the chance rather than risk a generations in the building jihad kill you off a couple of thousand years down the line.

The unmovable stubborn Dec 10, 2008 09:49 PM

Okay so:

knkwzrd just completely bypassed my cleverly-constructed moral quandary and blew the exit door straight to hell and gone, which more or less completes the adventure and incidentally will click you all over to Level 3.

Now, before we go through the laborious process of leveling up, shopping, finding Soggy a brothel, etc, does anyone intend to retire their character having got them out of the dungeon? If not, that's fine too. I just need to know who I'm setting the next adventure up for.

Bradylama Dec 10, 2008 10:15 PM

I'm in this for the long haul. Way to ruin the fun, kwngizzrd.

knkwzrd Dec 10, 2008 10:18 PM

No problem, Brady.

I'll be sticking around, as well.

Sarag Dec 10, 2008 10:18 PM

Gentlemen, we must kill Mots.

Also I'm having a blast being a complete faggot for the whole world to see. Bring on level 3.

knkwzrd Dec 10, 2008 10:20 PM

Well, shit. You guys spend two days talking in circles and doing nothing and now you're upset when I make this look easy?

Sarag Dec 10, 2008 10:24 PM

http://www.imperialclub.com/Movies/G...herOne2Big.jpg

Oh, this isn't personal, Sonny. Strictly business.

No. Hard Pass. Dec 11, 2008 12:03 AM

I'm keeping Gabriel. Definitely. Probably. I'm looking through the books.

Bradylama Dec 11, 2008 12:46 AM

Gonna go with Crushing Blow for my lvl. 3 Encounter power, do I have any other choices?

nope, guess not

The unmovable stubborn Dec 11, 2008 12:49 AM

Yeah, I'll get all the options up for the L3 Encounter Powers shortly, Martial Power sourcebook just came out so you and knk in particular should have quite a few new options.

Bradylama Dec 11, 2008 12:52 AM

Oh ok, just give me a rundown of the new stuff.


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