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Sin Ansem Apr 13, 2008 08:29 PM

Know those impressions I posted earlier? NOW THEY COME WITH SCANS

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...scan0010-4.jpg
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...scan0011-2.jpg
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...H/scan0014.jpg
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...H/scan0015.jpg
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...H/scan0016.jpg
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...H/scan0017.jpg
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...scan0018-1.jpg
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...H/scan0019.jpg

Not parsed due to 56k rape.

Apparently they've had more impressions than I thought, and so far they're cautiously optimistic. Also Sega Studios USA needs to die. I want some more gameplay impressions from different people though. I'm not hyped yet.

Infernal Monkey Apr 14, 2008 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem (Post 594929)
Know those impressions I posted earlier? NOW THEY COME WITH SCANS
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/f...scan0011-2.jpg

http://i29.tinypic.com/1zn0jh5.jpg

Haha, I get the quote at the bottom.

It's sarcasm!

That's clever, I like it!

value tart Apr 15, 2008 05:26 PM

Don't you get it, Infernal? That's not sarcasm. The only criticism that Sega actually read was on ILoveSonicFarTooMuch.com, and they said he needed to be more furry! :(

SuperSonic Apr 15, 2008 08:57 PM

I can't remember a time when Nintendo Power had the word "damn" in it before this article. Well, I stopped subscribing to Nintendo Power back when the N64 was around so maybe it's happened plenty of times after that.

By the way Sin, those screens are pretty good. Since they said it originally started off planning to create Sonic Adventure 3, then this can't be bad.

FatsDomino Apr 16, 2008 02:50 AM

Well I read some bits of the article and it seems that Were-Sonic is being handled well enough. He'll control like Tarzan/The Incredible Hulk and the levels which will be set at night will match his gameplay. It's shaping up to be way better than the last two games at least although I did enjoy Secret Rings a bit of what I played up to.

Miles Jun 16, 2008 11:27 PM

New gameplay video:

IGN Video: Sonic Unleashed Xbox 360 Gameplay - High Europe

If this game plays as good as this trailer looks I'll forgive Sega for Sonic 06.

Infernal Monkey Jun 17, 2008 01:00 AM

Ooooh, I see multiple paths. That's a plus. But I bet the stupid 3D sections will still have gigantic clipping problems (I'm looking forward to falling straight through rails Sonic Heroes style! :cmb: )

SuperSonic Jun 17, 2008 01:34 AM

The video looks pretty good, but the gameplay seems to be heading where the player doesn't really control Sonic. I know in Sonic 06 where you had the hi speed parts, the controls were the same way and they look to be the same in the 3D parts of Unleashed minus the "hit the correct button" parts.

However, if the game controls are like that of Sonic Rush/Sonic Rivals then it shouldn't be as bad.

Sin Ansem Jun 18, 2008 10:14 PM

More gameplay which is nice... but this looks like the bastard child of Secret Rings and Sonic Rush, and I don't know if that's a good thing.

Kotaku posted some article about it, and there was so much goddamn ignorance I wanted to reach into my computer and smash somebody's balls.

The hype, especially from NON-Sonic fans, stuns me. Where did all the equally asinine naysaying go? Why is everyone ignoring his 2-D games post 1994?

ApOkwARG Jun 20, 2008 08:52 AM

This Sonic does look much improved over the previous nexgen Sonic's but in the end it still looks like a failed concept to me. I mean WTF, a "Were-sonic"? Sorry, but did they just go bonkers or something? It's like they aren't even trying to come up with something original anymore. Also, the gameplay looks rather simple in my opinion. The latest video's show how easily Sonic manages to connect with masses of rings just because they happen to be in his path... where's the challenge? Ofcourse, there must be a way to lose them but i'm sure Sonic can pretty much sleep himself rich with the way this game plays, kind of like Twilight Princess and the infinite rupee syndrome. Enemies don't really look like much of a challenge either but I can't really comment on that, they haven't shown much of the combat yet. I did like the level where he falls down and has to manoeuvre himself through rings of spiky balls, maybe it's a bonus level? Looked somewhat like a classic Sonic level which is nice.

I'm still waiting for Sega to make new Sonic games that return to the original, consisting of speed similar to the first games, decent exploration possibilities and a healthy dose of psychedelic music (checker patterns also go great in my book). I'm afraid this will never happen with the key members being gone for years but they can always try, though. I won't mind.

Josh_1 Jun 23, 2008 01:33 AM

The music in the trailers doesn't sound as bad as some of that emo rock nonsense from Sonic Heroes, Adventures, and Sonic 06. It actually has a catchy melody which is what made the Genesis installments so great.

The gameplay in the new video leaves me hoping that the game will be that great when I play it. I'm ashamed to admit, but I bought Sonic 06. My main reasons for not liking it were the obnoxious camera angles and the story missions. It's Sonic. All I want to do is run really fast and play stages. I couldn't care less about exploring a town and doing silly missions. Just let me run through stages!

But with my dislike of the recent nonsense that was Sonic 06 aside, I think that Unleashed is what Sega should have done a while ago. If the game is more stage based like in the videos, then it should be anywhere between decent and awesome. However, I won't get my hopes up...yet ;).

Sin Ansem Jul 12, 2008 08:50 AM

G4 - The Feed

Teaser trailer.

I was impressed somewhat, but now we see how the game PLAYS come E3. GAMEPLAY IMPRESSIONS, LET US HAVE THEM.

Infernal Monkey Jul 14, 2008 03:19 AM

Quote:

As well as the action stages, Sonic Unleashed will also feature nine hub-world, themed around real geographical locations…
Fail.

Quote:

…Like the hub world from the original Sonic Adventure, these areas can be roamed freely and feature human NPC’s with which to converse.
Fail.

Quote:

“There are a couple of guidelines we followed in designing the levels,” explains Hashimoto. “The first is that each 2D or 3D section should last around 15-30 seconds. We try to switch between 2D and 3D as often as possible so that no one sequence lasts too long.
Fail.

Quote:

For anyone worried that the 3D sections might be those most likely to let the side down, fear not. Sonic Team has retained the parts that always work - rail grinding from Sonic Adventure, lane switching from Sonic And The Secret Rings - and added a few new touches to capitalise on the perspective.
Since when has the rail grinding ever worked in a 3D Sonic? He's been clipping straight through them and spazzing out since 2001. Fail.

New Sonic Unleashed Details in Games TM | Camp Sonic

Game's fucking doomed as usual. :]

Kilroy Jul 14, 2008 06:45 AM

The next thing they'll boast about, is something like "A new character, with a dark past" and "a very shitty camera which enables you to see the worst possible angle of the action. ALL THE TIME".
I can't wait!

SuperSonic Jul 14, 2008 12:08 PM

This is the only part that made me cringe:

Quote:

lane switching from Sonic And The Secret Rings
However, I'm willing to overlook that and give this game a chance...unlike the rest of you who are already saying "OMG, teh suxorz!!" without even playing the game yet.

Kilroy Jul 14, 2008 12:13 PM

That's the brilliant part about pessimism. You can only be surprised in a positiv manner!

FatsDomino Jul 14, 2008 01:03 PM

I don't know about you but I'm definitely buying a copy for every system! =D

Sin Ansem Jul 15, 2008 06:40 PM

Nostalgiafaggotry, I'm drowning in it!

That being said, WereSonic gameplay is uhh... what now?

YouTube - Sonic Unleashed: E3 '08

SuperSonic Jul 15, 2008 06:49 PM

The Were-Sonic gameplay looks like the hack and slash we're used to seeing from God of War or Dynasty Warriors. I should be able to get used to that. Unlike others who will probably start bitching about, "OMG, Sega! Why can't you have Sonic remain fast all the time?! Why did you have to make the Were-Sonic gameplay slow?!"

By the way, that song...no. Just no.

FatsDomino Jul 15, 2008 06:57 PM

Game looks alright. I really wish they would just go back to classic Sonic music. Whoever decided Sonic needed an EA trax album in all his new games should be shot. No seriously.

Sin Ansem Jul 15, 2008 08:00 PM

I think they should reuse the Sonic 06 soundtrack. It's great, nobody played that piece of shit and I think such epic music shouldn't go to waste.

Infernal Monkey Jul 15, 2008 08:12 PM

http://i34.tinypic.com/2u6ock5.jpg

Alrighty then!

Samba de Amigo on Wii looks like a better Sonic game.

http://i35.tinypic.com/34r9k55.jpg

Tails Jul 15, 2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin Ansem (Post 627246)
Nostalgiafaggotry, I'm drowning in it!

I like how you insist upon using that word.

"Man these game play impressions sound exactly like the kind of shit that's killing the franchise."
"OMG Nostalgiafagn00b stfu!!!"

Care to get a new gimmick yet, you fucking troll?

Also, lol'd heartily at Infernals post. "Here we're going to bring back all the shit you guys didn't like from the previous games, so enjoy that." Excellent! :D :D :D :D

Sin Ansem Jul 15, 2008 09:03 PM

You should know the difference between "troll" and "extremely bitter". I am the latter.

Of course before we even saw WereSonic's gameplay, nearly everyone was all "lol I expect shitty camera angles and gameplay I don't like". Nobody was even talking about gameplay impressions, all you have to go on is the usual "LOL Sega Hype" and "LOL this doesn't even vaguely resemble S3&K in the third dimension, I'm going home" which pisses me off. I wouldn't be as nearly as disagreeable if we actually HAD any gameplay impressions at this point.

Josh_1 Jul 15, 2008 09:14 PM

I like the music from the very first trailer which was a few months back. I really dislike the emo rock music... actually I abhor it.


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