I'm pretty sure the patch will improve everyone's game playing ability but yours, Taco.

::taco enters combat::

::taco death::

I'll be on for most of the afternoon and tonight, we need to get some shit going. I gave it a test run earlier, apparently some people are unaware of the changes even with the BIG ASS TITLE UPDATE PROMPT. You have no idea how fun it is to shoot people square in the back when they can't figure out why the shield glitch isn't working after ten tries.

While true, I'll now be able to laugh it off as me sucking rather than it potentially being the game screwing me over with stupid bugs.

Edit: Are we forgetting my peerless B-button skills?

I'll be able to play this afternoon and tonight, as well.

I'd love to play but you fools will probably be in bed by the time I get home from work/school. (9PM West Coast time)

Everyone should move to the west coast.

I'll try to stay up Miles, just for you. <3

The patch is fine, the host selection still needs work. Although laggy games lead to some pretty lulzy all chainsaw fests, and Mexicans trying to talk to Taco because of his gamertag. I love it.

That said, ya'll are rusty as fuck. I expect to see plenty of practicing this week. Oh, and getting someone with a lower rank than me to host so we can play against newbies. >_>;;;;;

Not that I mind the losses, so long as my k/d stays intact.

Kills 5,037
Deaths 3,142
Kill/Death Ratio 1.60

::woot::

I'll play tonight. That way I can tell Taco that he's delicious.

Or something else.

Because that would just be gay.

VERY GAY.

I'm allowed to be rusty god dammit its been like TWO weeks since I've played, and Mr. tails here has been marathoning this everyday since November 2nd, 2001.

You'd better believe it. One would think there are better uses for Time/Space Bending Powers other than to play Gears of War, but that is a lie.

A LIE.

How about bending space and time to give Epic a few more years to fix the fucking bugs before the game came out?

Bend some time and play some manly games like me. You may think 2 piecing black people in the back like a fiend is manly, but that's the lie.

A LIE.

I'm pretty sure that wouldn't do anything. Cliffy would use those collective years to count all of his money, and no work would get done.

Business as usual at Epic.

ALSO FUCK YOU DESERT GO BACK TO YOUR WEEABOO RPGS

Tales of Vesperia(lulz) may be a weeaboo rpg, but its manly.

That zoids shit you 9000'd may be a weeaboo srpg, but its kinda lame.

Valkyria Chronicles may be another weeaboo srpg, but its manly as fuck.

Dawn of War 2 may be a weeaboo(fuck yea) rts, but it makes my dick bigger.

Come join me here in man camp, Tails.

STOP VOTING FOR FUCKING SUBMISSION

Why the FUCK were we playing submission? Why were we playing king of the hill? Gears isn't HALO, I don't want to see it again.

Alright you are in the GEARS OF WAR thread, which is the manliest thing of all time, talking about Weeaboo shit.

I'm gonna come to your house and curbstomp you, Desert you fake ass nigger.

Also probably because I forgot to vote that round. Submission isn't bad, you just need a team that's coordinated.

Coordination was within grasp for you, but you bitched out and decided to ROB ME.

I should come to YOUR house and slap yo teeth out for your transgressions and lack of COORDINATION.

Tails you are really overcompensating for your weeaboo status with all your posturing about manly thread and such.

Your av/sig isn't helping.

Mo0, what have you been told about jumping into discussions you don't understand?

This is between me and Desert. Desert who does not understand the technicalities of not hiding in the spawn and map control during Submission matches over here crying about how it's because he's too busy playing weeaboo RPGs.

Whose fault is that? Not mine. Also reminder that the medium represented in my av/sig is far removed from the one we're discussing here.

YouTube Video

Mo0: About as gay as that.

Anime and Zoids RPGs are far removed from each other

Gotcha

Diets and Mo0 are far removed from each other

Gotcha

Titties and Skills are far removed from each other by work on the following day

Gotcha

Note to self: Prop this post tomorrow when the limit refreshes.

Whoa now I wasn't HIDING, Tactically removing myself from the path of mortars and planting grenades in my wake is LEGIT.

Map control? maaaybe.

Well at least you concede on that point.

And come on man, there are more ways to dodge the mortar than going back inside. ;_; You just look up and move accordingly. It can only land in a straight line, you know.

Well the initial plan was to run and get another ink/frag and then bounce back out and get mortar man. Then something happened, a revelation.

A mortar explosion inside the spawn where that should not be exploding. So like any other rational human being, I said 'fuck this shit I'm CAMPIN'.

then I realized you were all dead and I gave up hope

There is always hope man. Always. So long as you have your shotgun.

We cool now though.

Hope and change, obamania working its way into gears of war related shit since 2009.